Current Events > I dont understand the argument that Lois would be killed having sex wth Superman

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Duncanwii
09/13/19 5:13:29 PM
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Can Clark not control his powers? How is he not killing people slapping them on the back? Surely he knows his own strength.
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boxington
09/13/19 5:15:29 PM
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what about the force of his ejaculate?
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Touch
09/13/19 5:15:43 PM
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Yeah but sometimes you just wanna go ham on a vagina
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lightwarrior78
09/13/19 5:18:33 PM
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It's based on the idea that sex is always totally wild passion devoid of self control.
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Duncanwii
09/13/19 5:18:39 PM
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Spooking posted...
Lois uses some green kryptonite to make sure no serious injuries occur.

She lines her vag with Kryptonite?
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Lairen
09/13/19 5:19:59 PM
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boxington posted...
what about the force of his ejaculate?

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Dark_SilverX
09/13/19 5:21:02 PM
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Lairen posted...
boxington posted...
what about the force of his ejaculate?

It'll blow a hole in the back of her head.
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KillerSlaw
09/13/19 5:21:50 PM
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Kryptonite Condom
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lightwarrior78
09/13/19 5:22:32 PM
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boxington posted...
what about the force of his ejaculate?


That's the stupid side. If he can pee and shit without destroying the toilet, Lois will be fine.
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Dark_Garioshi
09/13/19 5:23:09 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
It'll blow a hole in the back of her head.
LMAO

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Lairen
09/13/19 5:23:20 PM
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lightwarrior78 posted...
boxington posted...
what about the force of his ejaculate?


That's the stupid side. If he can pee and shit without destroying the toilet, Lois will be fine.


How do these compare?
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KillerSlaw
09/13/19 5:24:34 PM
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Lairen posted...
boxington posted...
what about the force of his ejaculate?


Lucky for Lois, Clark is a dribbler not a shooter.
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Southernfatman
09/13/19 5:26:46 PM
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If Superman can't control himself he'd be smashing things all over the place. Imagine him as Clark pushing a button to go up an elevator or something.
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Lairen
09/13/19 5:32:21 PM
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Have yall had sex?
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Southernfatman
09/13/19 5:53:36 PM
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Lairen posted...
Have yall had sex?


I've heard of it.
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wuzzat
09/13/19 5:55:09 PM
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Lairen posted...
Have yall had sex?

They have it on computers now
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