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SomeGuyUO
09/13/19 3:18:26 PM
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No Starbucks
No dog
No Snapchat
Minimal amount of pictures on Instagram
Minimal drinker
No pets actually
Doesn't go clubbing
Doesn't follow popular trends
Financially responsible
No overbearing friends
Takes her friends to annoying events instead of me
College graduate
NO DEBT
Not a foodie
Not a shopaholic
Not vegan
Not overly religious
Not Republican
EDIT: Non smoker
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Wewillrocku
09/13/19 3:19:02 PM
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she can smoke apparently so you're golden.
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MedeaLysistrata
09/13/19 3:19:21 PM
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SomeGuyUO posted...
NO DEBT

What's wrong with debt? Sorry I'm new
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ChrisTaka
09/13/19 3:20:22 PM
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SomeGuyUO posted...
No Starbucks
No dog
No Snapchat
Minimal amount of pictures on Instagram
Minimal drinker
No pets actually
Doesn't go clubbing
Doesn't follow popular trends
Financially responsible
No overbearing friends
Takes her friends to annoying events instead of me
College graduate
NO DEBT
Not a foodie
Not a shopaholic
Not vegan
Not overly religious
Not Republican


Woah there buddy, that may be a bit too much to ask from 3D girls.
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Aressar
09/13/19 3:23:12 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
SomeGuyUO posted...
NO DEBT

What's wrong with debt? Sorry I'm new


It makes it a lot harder to get a proper mortgage. Incidentally this is one major flaw my girlfriend carries with her. Provided we stay together we're basically stuck to renting for the next decade or so.
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konokonohamaru
09/13/19 3:23:52 PM
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Most of the girls who don't do any of that stuff are gonna be more religious/conservative
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Pitlord_Special
09/13/19 3:26:11 PM
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Some of those I can get behind but a lot of that is nit picky bordering on controlling
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Flockaveli
09/13/19 3:27:21 PM
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Hey man you ever wondered why youre single?
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VanananaHeyHey
09/13/19 3:28:29 PM
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How about some traits you're affirmatively looking for?
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masticatingman
09/13/19 3:28:29 PM
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Being a foodie literally just means you like trying out new and assorted foods. Usually a little more upscale too. Wtf is wrong with that?
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_Matchabuu_
09/13/19 3:29:37 PM
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CE has really boring taste in women imo
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konokonohamaru
09/13/19 3:30:41 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Being a foodie literally just means you like trying out new and assorted foods. Usually a little more upscale too. Wtf is wrong with that?


it can get expensive
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BobanMarjanovic
09/13/19 3:32:34 PM
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Not if you remove the Republican part
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JuanCarlos1
09/13/19 3:35:25 PM
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You dont date much right? A person can have some of those characteristic and still be perfectly compatible. Aside financially responsible, youre beeing waaay overly picky and someone very few ppl.would actually want to be with. Its not only how they woo you but also how you woo them. What do YOU got to show to have such high standards?
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Wewillrocku
09/13/19 3:35:40 PM
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konokonohamaru posted...
Most of the girls who don't do any of that stuff are gonna be more religious/conservative

lol what?
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bshwalker
09/13/19 4:55:57 PM
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YEqMVuB

Her name is Mnghmng and shell be pleased to leave the cave for you
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Golden_Key33
09/13/19 5:00:38 PM
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TC forgot to exclude girls who ride horses. A costly mistake!
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MuayThai85
09/13/19 5:07:59 PM
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SomeGuyUO posted...
No Starbucks
No dog
No Snapchat
Minimal amount of pictures on Instagram
Minimal drinker
No pets actually
Doesn't go clubbing
Doesn't follow popular trends
Financially responsible
No overbearing friends
Takes her friends to annoying events instead of me
College graduate
NO DEBT
Not a foodie
Not a shopaholic
Not vegan
Not overly religious
Not Republican
EDIT: Non smoker


You just described my wife besides the college graduate part.
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EvalAngell
09/13/19 5:14:53 PM
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rofl guy has an actual list of dealbreakers

sad
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Evening_Dragon
09/13/19 5:15:42 PM
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It's not necessarily too much to ask, but somehow that list makes you seem like a tool? Tool-adjacent?
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MabusIncarnate
09/13/19 5:16:30 PM
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Maybe TC can shorten that list when he's 50 and still single

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bshwalker
09/13/19 5:35:36 PM
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Topic
Not really, you just have to look a little harder.
Why no Starbucks, though?
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JuanCarlos1
09/14/19 3:33:26 PM
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Also college education and no debt is already a contradiction.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/14/19 3:51:22 PM
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Lists are for people who are incapable of actual love :(
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