Current Events > Your reaction: You wake up tomorrow to find a dog sleeping In your bed

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UnfairRepresent
09/10/19 12:51:08 PM
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It's just lying next to your feet

It wakes up, yawns and says "morning [Firstname], did you sleep okay? you look disturbed."

219znEc

How do you react?
what do you do?

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/10/19 12:51:53 PM
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So you're actually reposting these in the same order
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UnfairRepresent
09/11/19 8:14:36 AM
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Wut?

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Were_Wyrm
09/11/19 8:18:53 AM
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Have it destroyed
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slmcknett
09/11/19 8:19:58 AM
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Depending on how long he'd been in my bed, I wouldn't even wake up since I'm allergic to dogs and probably would've died in my sleep.
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Shotgunnova
09/11/19 8:20:04 AM
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I always talk with my familiars in the morning. No biggie.
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Lordgold666
09/11/19 8:20:20 AM
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lol @ the vaseline
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UnfairRepresent
09/11/19 5:53:20 PM
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slmcknett posted...
Depending on how long he'd been in my bed, I wouldn't even wake up since I'm allergic to dogs and probably would've died in my sleep.
Man I feel so bad for you

Living life not able to know the joy and companionship of a loyal dog.

That's like a disability man

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HollowKnail
09/11/19 5:54:11 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
So you're actually reposting these in the same order

lol for real?
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FrozenXylophone
09/11/19 5:55:22 PM
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Login to unfairrepresent account.

Post on CE asking for advice but in the form of a copypasta riddle.
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Superlinkbro
09/11/19 5:59:57 PM
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Wonder what I had to drink last night if dogs are talking to me
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A_A_Battery
09/11/19 6:01:38 PM
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Out it will go.
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Tired-Insomniac
09/11/19 6:02:27 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
slmcknett posted...
Depending on how long he'd been in my bed, I wouldn't even wake up since I'm allergic to dogs and probably would've died in my sleep.
Man I feel so bad for you

Living life not able to know the joy and companionship of a loyal dog.

That's like a disability man

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Strider102
09/11/19 6:03:42 PM
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I do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcxGNvQQubY" data-time="

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DevsBro
09/11/19 6:08:41 PM
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I would try to find someone to sure for the $2600 I paid for new dog-scent-free carpet literally last month.
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UnfairRepresent
09/11/19 7:16:42 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
Wonder what I had to drink last night if dogs are talking to me
water

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DevsBro
09/11/19 7:20:14 PM
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That dog looks like a chicken finger.
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UnfairRepresent
09/12/19 10:57:20 AM
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Strider102 posted...
I do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcxGNvQQubY" data-time="
I played this and my dogs didn't react at all

I call BS

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divot1338
09/12/19 11:07:32 AM
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There is a dog is sleeping in my bed anytime I wake up.
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Tsukasa1891
09/12/19 11:08:08 AM
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Find out if my cat that's usually in that spot is ok and if she isn't the dog dies.
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DevsBro
09/12/19 11:32:54 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Strider102 posted...
I do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcxGNvQQubY" data-time="
I played this and my dogs didn't react at all

I call BS

Interesting.

The generally accepted maximum frequency humans can hear is 20kHz, though it's kind of optimistic. Since audio sampling for wav formats is generally done at 44.1kHz, I had assumed that left plenty of headroom for a dog's audio range. They 44.1k figure comes from the idea of a Nyquist frequency, where the minimum sampling rate for a signal to be inferred without loss is just over double the highest frequency in the signal. 44.1kHz wouldn't clear what I had guessed was a ballpark dog's Nyquist frequency, but they could still at least hear a glitchy quantized version of the audio (think of how somebody's voice is distorted over a landline phone).

So I did some research and discovered a dog's auditory range is actually way larger than I had thought. It varies by breed and age, but an average dog can hear pitches up to 60kHz, which puts the high end waaaay out of range for a wav-style audio recording. Some lower-pitched dog whistles hang out around 23kHz, which you might be able to at least pick up, but at the high end, there are some tuned to 50kHz, which you would have no chance of.
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hockeybub89
09/12/19 11:35:22 AM
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Havik
09/12/19 11:52:35 AM
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slmcknett posted...
Depending on how long he'd been in my bed, I wouldn't even wake up since I'm allergic to dogs and probably would've died in my sleep.


Tsukasa1891 posted...
Find out if my cat that's usually in that spot is ok and if she isn't the dog dies.


Both likely in my case.
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bknight
09/12/19 12:10:06 PM
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I would laugh and tell Nina her daddy loves her.
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UnfairRepresent
09/12/19 12:38:39 PM
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bknight posted...
I would laugh and tell Nina her daddy loves her.
Creepy

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Sada_Pop
09/12/19 12:40:54 PM
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Kill it
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UnfairRepresent
09/13/19 11:00:33 AM
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Sada_Pop posted...
Kill it
but why tho :(

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yusiko
09/13/19 11:17:26 AM
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id say good morning back
then id ask if it was a boy dog or a girl dog cause if it can talk id feel it would be impolite to just look for myself

then once i confirmed it was a boy dog id hit on it cause im desperate and lonely and since it can talk it can give consent so peta can get the hell off my back as i get the peanut butter!!

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