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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:18:19 PM
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-6 figure income
-literally save the world
-easy job
-20 hrs of work a wk (in the office for 40)
-great health insurance
-in union so I essentially cant get fired unless I really fuck up
-3 wks vacation, another 2.5 wks sick leave and another 2 weeks of holidays
-get to post on CE all day

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SaltyWet
09/05/19 2:20:11 PM
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Lots of engineers make six figures but it's not guaranteed.
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AngelsNAirwav3s
09/05/19 2:21:08 PM
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Engineer here, would just disagree w/ the hours of work per week and being in a union
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:22:30 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Lots of engineers make six figures but it's not guaranteed.


I got my masters degree and PE license to make it guaranteed. My annual raise isnt negotiated either, it's also guaranteed cuz of the union

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Engineer here, would just disagree w/ the hours of work per week and being in a union


I should specify I work for the gov. Things were much different when I worked in consulting

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RescueBC
09/05/19 2:22:49 PM
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You may make more and all that other stuff but I have more vacation, and the same amount of sick. So suck on it.
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Ghetto_Turtle
09/05/19 2:22:57 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
-get to post on CE all day

imagine listing this as a job perk lmfao
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Hanky_Bannister
09/05/19 2:24:12 PM
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how are you saving the world? lol
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Petrichoric
09/05/19 2:24:30 PM
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Is there some kind of switch flipped for TC making fake topics about girls or fake topics about his job?

Even if all the crap he spews is real, TC must be a really sad person to need all this attention and validation
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:24:41 PM
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RescueBC posted...
You may make more and all that other stuff but I have more vacation, and the same amount of sick. So suck on it.


How much more? I get more the more seniority I have too

Ghetto_Turtle posted...
imagine listing this as a job perk lmfao


It is for you guys otherwise you'd miss me too much

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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:25:21 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
how are you saving the world? lol


I save CA which is the center of the universe

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Ghetto_Turtle
09/05/19 2:25:44 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
It is for you guys otherwise you'd miss me too much

why would we miss the biggest bullshitter on ce?
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HypnoCoosh
09/05/19 2:26:05 PM
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Engineers also only have like one thing to focus on and don't have to multi-task.

Easily the most pampered group of people you could ever have to support are engineers.
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:26:50 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Engineers also only have like one thing to focus on and don't have to multi-task.

Easily the most pampered group of people you could ever have to support are engineers.


Idk what this means

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HypnoCoosh
09/05/19 2:28:52 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
Engineers also only have like one thing to focus on and don't have to multi-task.

Easily the most pampered group of people you could ever have to support are engineers.


Idk what this means


In short. Engineers on average are the most lazy, self-promoting, pampered, egotistical, pompous group of people you could ever have to work with.
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RescueBC
09/05/19 2:29:11 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
RescueBC posted...
You may make more and all that other stuff but I have more vacation, and the same amount of sick. So suck on it.


How much more? I get more the more seniority I have too

Ghetto_Turtle posted...
imagine listing this as a job perk lmfao


It is for you guys otherwise you'd miss me too much


Not much, Im at 3.5 weeks. But I take what victories I can get. Lol
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SSJKirby
09/05/19 2:30:24 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
In short. Engineers on average are the most lazy, self-promoting, pampered, egotistical, pompous group of people you could ever have to work with.
That explains TC a lot

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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:30:56 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
In short. Engineers on average are the most lazy, self-promoting, pampered, egotistical, pompous group of people you could ever have to work with.


Lmao someone's jelly

RescueBC posted...
Not much, Im at 3.5 weeks. But I take what victories I can get. Lol


Nice

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kinetika_
09/05/19 2:31:02 PM
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In a few years, I'll make enough passive income to where I'll be making 6 figures, and I could sit at home every day, if I wanted. I won't even be 40 either when this happens (35 - 37 or so), nor did I waste my money and time on schooling, though my debt is in work equipment, so I didn't escape that part of life.

To quote RescueBC

RescueBC posted...
So suck on it.

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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:32:15 PM
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kinetika_ posted...
In a few years, I'll make enough passive income to where I'll be making 6 figures, and I could sit at home every day, if I wanted. I won't even be 40 either when this happens (35 - 37 or so), nor did I waste my money and time on schooling, though my debt is in work equipment, so I didn't escape that part of life.

To quote RescueBC


Lmao sounds way riskier. What if there is a recession? Also, how?

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Turtlebread
09/05/19 2:32:57 PM
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My dick is 10 inches erect and causes girls to orgasm instantly when they touch it and also I cum $100 dollar bills

so suck on it
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HypnoCoosh
09/05/19 2:36:19 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
In short. Engineers on average are the most lazy, self-promoting, pampered, egotistical, pompous group of people you could ever have to work with.


Lmao someone's jelly



Why would I be?

I make well over six figures, have over five weeks paid vacation, ten paid personal days, 16 paid holidays, yearly bonus and merit increase, matching 401k with options, weekly telecommute options, and every other benefit you could possibly imagine.

Only down side to the job is I need to work with engineers.
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Complete_Idi0t
09/05/19 2:37:27 PM
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Normally people don't include the cents when talking about how many figures their income has
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:37:38 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Why would I be?

I make well over six figures, have over five weeks paid vacation, ten paid personal days, 16 paid holidays, yearly bonus and merit increase, matching 401k with options, weekly telecommute options, and every other benefit you could possibly imagine.

Only down side to the job is I need to work with engineers.


Me thinks the lady doth protest too much

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sylverlolol
09/05/19 2:39:20 PM
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Ghetto_Turtle posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
-get to post on CE all day

imagine listing this as a job perk lmfao

I mean, nothing he says is true other than that sooooo...
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:41:12 PM
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Lmao do people seriously not believe I'm an engineer. Y'all so salty

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Complete_Idi0t
09/05/19 2:42:00 PM
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post a video of you upgrading a sentry gun by hitting it with a spanner
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sylverlolol
09/05/19 2:42:17 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Lmao do people seriously not believe I'm an engineer. Y'all so salty

lol

just stick to the PUA gimmick...at least that is entertaining when you don't run it into the ground
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MacadamianNut3
09/05/19 2:44:36 PM
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Good to see the "I shitpost on CE often enough to be known for it but I also hold down a 6 figure job" meme is still going strong after Admiral pioneered it
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:48:01 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Good to see the "I shitpost on CE often enough to be known for it but I also hold down a 6 figure job" meme is still going strong after Admiral pioneered it
The only hard thing about engineering was undergrad...everything after that is super easy

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Kazi1212
09/05/19 2:51:02 PM
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Are your fellow engineering buddies also in the pickup game?
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 2:52:21 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Are your fellow engineering buddies also in the pickup game?


No, they dont have fulfilling dating lives or settled down with the first girl that would have them

I few guys I met in pick up are also in engineering tho

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MacadamianNut3
09/05/19 2:52:58 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
The only hard thing about engineering was undergrad...everything after that is super easy

Yea
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treewojima
09/05/19 2:59:54 PM
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Imagine enjoying being a pompous ass on CE
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kinetika_
09/05/19 3:24:02 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
kinetika_ posted...
In a few years, I'll make enough passive income to where I'll be making 6 figures, and I could sit at home every day, if I wanted. I won't even be 40 either when this happens (35 - 37 or so), nor did I waste my money and time on schooling, though my debt is in work equipment, so I didn't escape that part of life.

To quote RescueBC


Lmao sounds way riskier. What if there is a recession? Also, how?


I own multiple bread routes, that's how. The risk is in getting the right people for the job, and I did have a rough patch the last 4 months (100 hour work weeks), but when I get my 4th route, then all my employees will get 5 paid weeks of vacation and $38K a year.

I have 2 box trucks, a Ram 2500 pickup and a trailer, which is where my debt is at, but soon they will all be paid off, giving me additional $700 a week, putting me close to $2200 - $2800 a week. I put my time in, though, and getting to this level doing this type of work takes insane amounts of dedication and hard work.
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 3:26:49 PM
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kinetika_ posted...
I own multiple bread routes, that's how. The risk is in getting the right people for the job, and I did have a rough patch the last 4 months (100 hour work weeks), but when I get my 4th route, then all my employees will get 5 paid weeks of vacation and $38K a year.

I have 2 box trucks, a Ram 2500 pickup and a trailer, which is where my debt is at, but soon they will all be paid off, giving me additional $700 a week, putting me close to $2200 - $2800 a week. I put my time in, though, and getting to this level doing this type of work takes insane amounts of dedication and hard work.


No clue what any of that means, but good thing it worked out for you. Sounds like way more work and stress tho

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LordFarquad1312
09/05/19 3:27:24 PM
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If your pee is sweet you probably have diabetes. Go get checked out.
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No_U_L7
09/05/19 3:27:54 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
If your pee is sweet you probably have diabetes. Go get checked out.


You know from all your experience tasting pee XD

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LordFarquad1312
09/05/19 3:29:26 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
If your pee is sweet you probably have diabetes. Go get checked out.


You know from all your experience tasting pee XD

No, actually high glucose in pee is a telltale sign of diabetes.
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