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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 10:01:32 AM
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Real body shaming hours
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Shablagoo
09/05/19 10:03:01 AM
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Nothing wrong with it, but boy is it nice having a humongous wang.
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 10:04:59 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Nothing wrong with it

yes here we are, with the ubiquitous "hurr durr, dude must have a small penor!" jokes on CE.

Shit gets tired after a while.
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Irony
09/05/19 10:06:22 AM
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Nothing if you don't mind your partner being unsatisfied and not really loving you
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 10:08:15 AM
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Irony posted...
Nothing if you don't mind your partner being unsatisfied and not really loving you

So what's your solution? Small dicked dudes shouldn't reproduce?
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Irony
09/05/19 10:09:29 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Irony posted...
Nothing if you don't mind your partner being unsatisfied and not really loving you

So what's your solution? Small dicked dudes shouldn't reproduce?

Penis size is genetic so yes
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 10:10:06 AM
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Irony posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Irony posted...
Nothing if you don't mind your partner being unsatisfied and not really loving you

So what's your solution? Small dicked dudes shouldn't reproduce?

Penis size is genetic so yes

Ah, breed out the inferior so we can have a master race?
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Romulox28
09/05/19 10:10:09 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
So what's your solution? Small dicked dudes shouldn't reproduce?
have you considered hiring a Bull?

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The Admiral
09/05/19 10:10:16 AM
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It limits the number of women you can sexually satisfy via vaginal intercourse.

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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 10:12:31 AM
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The Admiral posted...
It limits the number of women you can sexually satisfy via vaginal intercourse.

Sure, that's fair. But using the "hurr durr small penis" line when it's not contextual to the conversation seems like body shaming for no reason other than to shit on people who don't have gigantic dongs. What did we do to deserve unmitigated bullying like that? Kinda fucked if society at large just chooses a random trait you have and endlessly and undeservedly harass you about it directly and indirectly.
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Shablagoo
09/05/19 10:36:44 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Shablagoo posted...
Nothing wrong with it

yes here we are, with the ubiquitous "hurr durr, dude must have a small penor!" jokes on CE.

Shit gets tired after a while.


did i not say da opposite of dat?
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Shablagoo
09/05/19 10:37:34 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
The Admiral posted...
It limits the number of women you can sexually satisfy via vaginal intercourse.

Sure, that's fair. But using the "hurr durr small penis" line when it's not contextual to the conversation seems like body shaming for no reason other than to shit on people who don't have gigantic dongs. What did we do to deserve unmitigated bullying like that? Kinda fucked if society at large just chooses a random trait you have and endlessly and undeservedly harass you about it directly and indirectly.


In ancient Rome, large penises were the ones that were mocked with small ones being revered. You had your time in the Sun.
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Irony
09/05/19 10:43:42 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
The Admiral posted...
It limits the number of women you can sexually satisfy via vaginal intercourse.

Sure, that's fair. But using the "hurr durr small penis" line when it's not contextual to the conversation seems like body shaming for no reason other than to shit on people who don't have gigantic dongs. What did we do to deserve unmitigated bullying like that? Kinda fucked if society at large just chooses a random trait you have and endlessly and undeservedly harass you about it directly and indirectly.


In ancient Rome, large penises were the ones that were mocked with small ones being revered. You had your time in the Sun.

Ancient Rome had an emperor that raped kids, banged his sister, and drank pearls
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myzz7
09/05/19 10:45:00 AM
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small or medium size dong was considered civilized and graceful for like, a good 1000 or so years in greece. and it carried over to rome. so that's a thing. guess TC was born in the wrong millennium
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Shablagoo
09/05/19 10:45:59 AM
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Irony posted...
Shablagoo posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
The Admiral posted...
It limits the number of women you can sexually satisfy via vaginal intercourse.

Sure, that's fair. But using the "hurr durr small penis" line when it's not contextual to the conversation seems like body shaming for no reason other than to shit on people who don't have gigantic dongs. What did we do to deserve unmitigated bullying like that? Kinda fucked if society at large just chooses a random trait you have and endlessly and undeservedly harass you about it directly and indirectly.


In ancient Rome, large penises were the ones that were mocked with small ones being revered. You had your time in the Sun.

Ancient Rome had an emperor that raped kids, banged his sister, and drank pearls


da Age of da Small Peno
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FrozenXylophone
09/05/19 10:47:49 AM
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I stumbled on a youtube vid of a sex tutor? Idk what you call her

She was going through diff penis shapes and said none were bad.

The small can be used just as well.

She did say some girls only want the huge one but alot of the time the huge one actually hurts them. Also she said guys with big ones tend to go rough cause they have big ego from the size. Which makes it worse.

I would post but probably nsfw

Guys always think bigger is better. Just a diff point of view.
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 10:56:35 AM
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FrozenXylophone posted...
I stumbled on a youtube vid of a sex tutor? Idk what you call her

She was going through diff penis shapes and said none were bad.

The small can be used just as well.

She did say some girls only want the huge one but alot of the time the huge one actually hurts them. Also she said guys with big ones tend to go rough cause they have big ego from the size. Which makes it worse.

I would post but probably nsfw

Guys always think bigger is better. Just a diff point of view.

That's nice and all, but not the issue i'm triggered over.

It's just the 'hurr durr, he must have a small dick if he drives a truck or sports car", hurr durr, he must be compensating for something.

I be like "no motherfucker, sometimes we just like what we like and not everything is about projecting your insecurities"

It's fine once in a while, but when it a regular thing it gets massively annoying.
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Shablagoo
09/05/19 11:03:40 AM
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hey if youre poor and have a big pp its really all you have over small pp guys with expensive vehicles so its fair game imo
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 11:18:54 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
hey if youre poor and have a big pp its really all you have over small pp guys with expensive vehicles so its fair game imo


So what about Peter Dinklage? Is it ok to relentlessly shit on him for being a small person because he's rich and successful?
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Shablagoo
09/05/19 11:32:07 AM
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Ok I just want to say, I have not been taking this topic very seriously. I dont actually make fun of anyone for having a smol PP >.>
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 11:34:01 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Ok I just want to say, I have not been taking this topic very seriously. I dont actually make fun of anyone for having a smol PP >.>


Thanks for taking the concerns of others seriously.
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Ultima Dragon
09/05/19 11:53:53 AM
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Shaming people for genetic stuff is a dick move and the lowest common denominator, imo. It's not like they chose to be born that way or can do anything to change it.
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Tired-Insomniac
09/05/19 11:59:13 AM
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What's the smallest penis that's still considered a big penis

Like 7 inches?
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The Admiral
09/05/19 12:11:03 PM
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So long as women vocally express a preference for big dicks, those are going to be associated with masculinity. You can cry "toxic masculinity" or "body shaming" all you want, but those will just be scoffed off if the bid D's are landing the ladies.

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im not 13
09/05/19 12:12:41 PM
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pogo_rabid
09/05/19 12:14:15 PM
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The Admiral posted...
So long as women vocally express a preference for big dicks, those are going to be associated with masculinity. You can cry "toxic masculinity" or "body shaming" all you want, but those will just be scoffed off if the bid D's are landing the ladies.

So those of us with small dicks are supposed to just "shut up and take it"? Fuck that noise.
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mach25687
09/05/19 6:25:51 PM
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That why I love being a grower, start small when you put it in then grow inside her and watch her look surprise and cumming.
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Lairen
09/05/19 6:32:40 PM
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Honestly girls cant win here.

"I love your smaller penis. That black ex i had was just destroying my ass!"

"Thanks"
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brestugo
09/05/19 6:38:59 PM
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I agree, TC. It's been a real struggle for me going through life with only a 9 inch penis.
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Lairen
09/05/19 6:40:26 PM
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The irony is all the guys with huge dongs are alone on a video game sites social board about current events.
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coh
09/05/19 6:41:36 PM
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Girls don't care about penis size nearly as much as guys seem to think they do.

As long as you're not abnormally small you're good
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Daffadilio
09/05/19 6:42:18 PM
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The Admiral posted...
So long as women vocally express a preference for big dicks, those are going to be associated with masculinity. You can cry "toxic masculinity" or "body shaming" all you want, but those will just be scoffed off if the bid D's are landing the ladies.

Plenty express the opposite but men never believe it and take it to be pity compliments. I really like smaller dick as I can maneuver foreplay better/more comfortably which turns me on more since Im not busy thinking about how uncomfortable or self conscious I am. I also like it in regards to sex because as someone earlier said, bigger guys often have way less skills due to having big egos from their size and rely on that.
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brestugo
09/05/19 6:58:19 PM
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a very diminutive penis
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TheDogfather
09/05/19 7:02:14 PM
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brestugo posted...
a very diminutive penis

INTENTIONAL SIG
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wallmasterz
09/05/19 7:37:36 PM
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TheDogfather posted...
INTENTIONAL SIG


Speaking of sigs

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lincoln002
09/05/19 7:49:01 PM
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I used to think having a big penis was a good thing til I started having to use public restrooms, a big circumcised penis is gonna rub all over the toilet bowl where people pee and poo, not just that, if you take big dumps like me your penis could hit the dookie. A small or average penis is the best imo don't be so self conscious.
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Irony
09/05/19 8:35:30 PM
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im not 13 posted...
Dick specialist ITT

I specialize in dick and dick accessories
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SauI_Goodman
09/05/19 8:43:07 PM
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coh posted...
Girls don't care about penis size nearly as much as guys seem to think they do.

As long as you're not abnormally small you're good

what about those that are like 1 inch flaccid but 5 erect. people may get the wrong impression because all they see is the flaccid and assume he has a mircopenis but really he doesn't.
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Lord_Shadow
09/05/19 8:44:06 PM
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Tagging TC as tiny D
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mach25687
09/05/19 8:50:55 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
coh posted...
Girls don't care about penis size nearly as much as guys seem to think they do.

As long as you're not abnormally small you're good

what about those that are like 1 inch flaccid but 5 erect. people may get the wrong impression because all they see is the flaccid and assume he has a mircopenis but really he doesn't.

Isn't that average.
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SauI_Goodman
09/05/19 8:58:32 PM
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mach25687 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
coh posted...
Girls don't care about penis size nearly as much as guys seem to think they do.

As long as you're not abnormally small you're good

what about those that are like 1 inch flaccid but 5 erect. people may get the wrong impression because all they see is the flaccid and assume he has a mircopenis but really he doesn't.

Isn't that average.

more or less but the girl's first impression is gonna be the 1 inch. same with the doctor, people in the gym etc.
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pogo_rabid
09/06/19 10:33:05 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Tagging TC as tiny D

For what purpose? So you can body shame me? My small dong says less about me than that statements says about your personality.
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Nikra
09/06/19 10:46:44 AM
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Size matters. Only idiots think oterwise.
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Hairy-man
09/06/19 10:54:50 AM
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Nothing wrong with having a small pene. Nothing wrong with having a big one
Nothing wrong with being short
Nothing wrong with being tall
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pogo_rabid
09/06/19 10:59:04 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
Nothing wrong with having a small pene. Nothing wrong with having a big one
Nothing wrong with being short
Nothing wrong with being tall

Tell that to the body shamers, and enabling moderators.
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Shablagoo
09/06/19 11:42:29 AM
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lincoln002 posted...
I used to think having a big penis was a good thing til I started having to use public restrooms, a big circumcised penis is gonna rub all over the toilet bowl where people pee and poo, not just that, if you take big dumps like me your penis could hit the dookie. A small or average penis is the best imo don't be so self conscious.


Thats why I lay it on the seat when I poop.
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coh
09/06/19 9:08:30 PM
#48:


Nikra posted...
Size matters. Only idiots think otherwise.
Not really.
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Jerry_Hellyeah
09/06/19 9:14:52 PM
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Please tell me TC is trolling and not actually this insecure. Getting this fired up over that first post....no, humans arent this.

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pogo_rabid
09/06/19 9:21:16 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Please tell me TC is trolling and not actually this insecure. Getting this fired up over that first post....no, humans arent this.

Id stay it's more or less years of these jokes slowly eroding away the no fucks given layers. Shit gets annoying after a while mang.
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