Current Events > Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands
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KJBDEFENDER 09/05/19 1:46:01 PM #51: |
nevershine posted...
Overkill? Chuck Norris IS overkill. --- FO3&NV, "War, war never changes." FO4, "Side Quests, Side Quests never changes." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDreadedWave 09/05/19 1:55:39 PM #52: |
Chuck Norris eats bullets and shits grenades
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Skurvy_1 09/05/19 3:58:23 PM #53: |
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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AlphaCuck 09/05/19 4:03:00 PM #54: |
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors
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Touch 09/05/19 4:29:41 PM #55: |
Chuck Norris once tried making his own toilet paper company. It failed because the toilet paper didn't take shit from anyone
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Skurvy_1 09/05/19 4:32:46 PM #56: |
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who haven't met Chuck Norris.
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Lonestar2000 09/05/19 4:33:34 PM #57: |
Too bad he is a crazy fundamentalist Christian.
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Touch 09/05/19 4:37:36 PM #58: |
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Skurvy_1 09/05/19 4:40:44 PM #59: |
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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TheDreadedWave 09/05/19 4:41:37 PM #60: |
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SBAllen's moderations are reviewed by Chuck Norris Chuck Norris moderates the moderators --- "I am Ferdinand Von Aegir" - Ferdinand Von Aegir ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenXylophone 09/05/19 4:43:10 PM #61: |
Chuck Norris volunteered to be a mod and got paid 6 figures and given 401k plus other benefits.
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Machete 09/05/19 4:49:41 PM #62: |
Every time Chuck Norris kills god, a kitten masturbates.
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Tired-Insomniac 09/05/19 4:50:15 PM #63: |
Anyone can pee on the floor but only Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling
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bobaban 09/05/19 4:52:02 PM #64: |
Chuck Norris is one of the proto-memes
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Marmitecashews 09/05/19 5:09:06 PM #65: |
When the Bogeyman gets home from a hard day at work, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Tired-Insomniac 09/05/19 6:37:18 PM #66: |
thronedfire2 posted...
you been playing WoW classic too? From what I've seen he's been replaced with Keanu Reeves jokes --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumas 09/06/19 5:08:03 AM #67: |
Lol these are hilarious what are they from?
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PrettyBoyFloyd 09/06/19 5:27:30 AM #68: |
Those handicap parking places are actually meant for Chuck Norris to use.
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008Zulu 09/06/19 5:56:03 AM #69: |
Chuck Norris is the only person to successfully use "up up down down left right left right B A start" in real life.
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Touch 09/06/19 11:43:07 AM #70: |
Noumas posted...
Lol these are hilarious what are they from? History books --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skurvy_1 09/06/19 2:40:06 PM #71: |
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Ryven 09/06/19 2:43:39 PM #72: |
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.
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archedsoul 09/06/19 2:47:08 PM #73: |
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Blue_Target 09/06/19 2:47:28 PM #74: |
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Skurvy_1 09/06/19 2:49:43 PM #75: |
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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KJBDEFENDER 09/06/19 3:07:54 PM #76: |
Skurvy_1 posted...
Chuck Norris can hear sign language. When Chuck Norris speaks sign language, deaf people hear him. --- FO3&NV, "War, war never changes." FO4, "Side Quests, Side Quests never changes." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KJBDEFENDER 09/06/19 3:16:46 PM #77: |
If Chuck Norris ran for President, he would win by default. Everyone running would concede.
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Tsukasa1891 09/06/19 3:18:49 PM #78: |
So he stuck his dick in the dirt?
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KStateKing17 09/06/19 4:10:07 PM #79: |
After being born, the doctor spanked Chuck Norris and the doctor started to cry.
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Vol2tex 09/06/19 4:15:49 PM #80: |
Skurvy_1 posted...
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skurvy_1 09/06/19 4:43:07 PM #81: |
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
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Vol2tex 09/06/19 11:06:54 PM #82: |
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Lordgold666 09/06/19 11:08:38 PM #83: |
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse
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TheDreadedWave 09/06/19 11:09:34 PM #84: |
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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TheMikh 09/06/19 11:11:48 PM #85: |
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KStateKing17 09/06/19 11:29:53 PM #86: |
Lordgold666 posted...
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse Lmao --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 09/07/19 11:57:50 AM #88: |
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GATTJT 09/07/19 12:27:11 PM #91: |
Chuck Norris, during an excursion in the Arizona wilderness, dug a latrine in the ground. The Grand Canyon is now one of the most popular tourist destinations in America.
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DirkDiggles 09/07/19 12:56:35 PM #92: |
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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DirkDiggles 09/07/19 12:57:40 PM #93: |
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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TheDreadedWave 09/07/19 1:09:06 PM #94: |
Sun Tzu came up with the "Art of War" by observing Chuck Norris
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Cpt_Calamity 09/07/19 3:05:34 PM #96: |
If you have $20 and Chuck Norris has $20, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Touch 09/07/19 4:17:36 PM #97: |
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008Zulu 09/07/19 10:28:39 PM #98: |
The speed of light isn't calculated by how fast light travels in a vacuum, but by the speed at which Chuck Norris kicks you.
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biggernails 09/07/19 10:34:59 PM #99: |
Machete posted...
Every time Chuck Norris kills god, a kitten masturbates. lol --- I wanted ORANGE. It gave me lemon lime. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vol2tex 09/08/19 5:12:15 PM #100: |
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HasaDiga 09/08/19 5:18:41 PM #101: |
Chuck Norris matured so quickly, there are nut stains on his baby blanket.
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