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Duncanwii
09/02/19 12:11:41 AM
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Im excited :D
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
09/02/19 12:16:59 AM
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I can never tell if you're a legit user and you just have an awkward life, or if you're a character and you're really good at writing about having an awkward life.

I'm also not sure which of those I hope is true.
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 12:20:14 AM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I can never tell if you're a legit user and you just have an awkward life, or if you're a character and you're really good at writing about having an awkward life.

I'm also not sure which of those I hope is true.

Why would anyone pretend to have such a sucky life?
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Kpt_Kapowski
09/02/19 12:27:07 AM
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2 days until the cycle refreshes
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sylverlolol
09/02/19 12:29:39 AM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I can never tell if you're a legit user and you just have an awkward life, or if you're a character and you're really good at writing about having an awkward life.

I'm also not sure which of those I hope is true.

lol
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LanHikari10
09/02/19 12:33:35 AM
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 12:34:51 AM
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LanHikari10 posted...
What big day? There's no context here.

Anyone who's followed the lore knows.

Im having sex with my girlfriend.
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Irony
09/02/19 12:35:10 AM
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Shut the fuck up
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Oldin
09/02/19 12:39:29 AM
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Going raw or not?

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LadyVyxx
09/02/19 12:41:54 AM
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Is the term big day still appropriate
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 12:45:28 AM
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Oldin posted...
Going raw or not?

One of her conditions was I have condoms, so no
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Vicious_Dios
09/02/19 12:46:42 AM
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sylverlolol posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I can never tell if you're a legit user and you just have an awkward life, or if you're a character and you're really good at writing about having an awkward life.

I'm also not sure which of those I hope is true.

lol

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Duncanwii
09/02/19 1:07:14 AM
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I dont unde4stand whats so funny.
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Vicious_Dios
09/02/19 1:14:05 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
I dont unde4stand whats so funny.


Double lol
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LanHikari10
09/02/19 1:14:44 AM
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Future_Ruins
09/02/19 1:15:37 AM
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Duncan! Duncan! Duncan!

I hope this all works out for you, but I still feel it's gonna go hilariously wrong.
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 1:20:12 AM
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LanHikari10 posted...
How do you know for sure?

Considering history I honestly dont. But I trust my gf enough that if she says she's ready that she'll step up to the plate and play ball.
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viewmaster_pi
09/02/19 1:45:44 AM
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LadyVyxx posted...
Is the term big day still appropriate
little day?

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Duncanwii
09/02/19 2:31:26 AM
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Bump.
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MasterGakke
09/02/19 2:39:13 AM
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What you want to do is deed before you go over, be unable to finish because of the condom and a vagina being a different sensation than you're used to, along with her nervousness being a turnoff, and then have her question your attraction to her in a way that strains your relationship as a result. It's the insecure virgin way!
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 2:43:06 AM
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MasterGakke posted...
What you want to do is deed before you go over, be unable to finish because of the condom and a vagina being a different sensation than you're used to, along with her nervousness being a turnoff, and then have her question your attraction to her in a way that strains your relationship as a result. It's the insecure virgin way!

Why would her nervousness be a turnoff? Arent I nervous too?
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MabusIncarnate
09/02/19 2:44:55 AM
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Duncan, you know where the vagina is, right?

Pro tip, the opening is lower than you would anticipate it is.

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Duncanwii
09/02/19 2:46:13 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Duncan, you know where the vagina is, right?

Well Ive seen hers, but its about where the scrotum is for a male correct.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/02/19 2:47:55 AM
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Scheduled sex. I guess I don't gotta ask if it's missionary
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ultimate reaver
09/02/19 2:48:06 AM
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Imagine being this lady and having your boyfriend happily sitting around looking at the calendar and excitedly bragging that hes finally going to get to have the super special sex day with you to strangers online

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Duncanwii
09/02/19 2:49:01 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
Imagine being this lady and having your boyfriend happily sitting around looking at the calendar and excitedly bragging that hes finally going to get to have the super special sex day with you to strangers online

Its not like I have anyone else to brag too.
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 3:00:09 AM
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My girl is so nice. But she doesn't want a big fancy wedding like I do, at the cost of sounding girly :(
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MabusIncarnate
09/02/19 3:01:13 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Well Ive seen hers, but its about where the scrotum is for a male correct.
Yeah, if you reach the butthole you've gone too far

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Duncanwii
09/02/19 3:12:56 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Well Ive seen hers, but its about where the scrotum is for a male correct.
Yeah, if you reach the butthole you've gone too far

Its kinda gross but sexy at the same time I think...
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 3:45:23 AM
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Bump.
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evil_zombie11
09/02/19 3:47:55 AM
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Didn't you wait like three years for this?
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 3:48:46 AM
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evil_zombie11 posted...
Didn't you wait like three years for this?

Yeah. It sucked.
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MabusIncarnate
09/02/19 3:49:27 AM
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How old are you Duncan?

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evil_zombie11
09/02/19 3:50:08 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
evil_zombie11 posted...
Didn't you wait like three years for this?

Yeah. It sucked.


Find another that'll let you touch her sooner.
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 3:50:41 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
How old are you Duncan?

29. She's 26.
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 4:53:55 AM
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My god why cant it get here? I miss her so much :(
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Lost_All_Senses
09/02/19 5:19:36 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
My girl is so nice. But she doesn't want a big fancy wedding like I do, at the cost of sounding girly :(


How long is your relationship?
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 5:23:38 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Duncanwii posted...
My girl is so nice. But she doesn't want a big fancy wedding like I do, at the cost of sounding girly :(


How long is your relationship?

3 years, 4 in February.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/02/19 5:27:29 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Duncanwii posted...
My girl is so nice. But she doesn't want a big fancy wedding like I do, at the cost of sounding girly :(


How long is your relationship?

3 years, 4 in February.


Oh, nice. If it was early I was gonna say a lot of girls say that shit in the beginning and then change their mind. As time goes by and they have you involvef then they can tell you the shit you don't wanna hear. Kind of like the same grace period until a guy shows the girl how much of an asshole he actually is.
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Duncanwii
09/02/19 6:02:57 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Duncanwii posted...
My girl is so nice. But she doesn't want a big fancy wedding like I do, at the cost of sounding girly :(


How long is your relationship?

3 years, 4 in February.


Oh, nice. If it was early I was gonna say a lot of girls say that shit in the beginning and then change their mind. As time goes by and they have you involvef then they can tell you the shit you don't wanna hear. Kind of like the same grace period until a guy shows the girl how much of an asshole he actually is.

Im just surprised is all.
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