Current Events > Your reaction: Your 18 year old daughter explains she wants to buy a gun

(+) Yeah! (+)

For her protection before she goes to College so that she doesn't have to be afraid of campus rape.

hmm?
---

Id buy her a mini Taser instead.
---

I was expecting this day for a long time and am so proud of you for not wanting to be a victim.

Remember to double tap when in doubt.
---

When the fuck was I getting enough action to knock someone up in sixth grade?

I feel like I'd remember that.

Away with thee, devil woman.

---

She'd already be wearing a chasity belt so it's unnecessary. Also I double down and name her Chasity as well
---

Lost_All_Senses posted...

She'd already be wearing a chasity belt so it's unnecessary. Also I double down and name her Chasity as well

Wow now that is cruel.
---

I'd tell Elza okay but plead with her not to go to College in Raccoon City.

I know her bike is nice but I have a bad feeling about that place.
---

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Wow now that is cruel.

It's an Everlast.

---

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

She'd already be wearing a chasity belt so it's unnecessary. Also I double down and name her Chasity as well

Wow now that is cruel.

It's not about the enjoyment she gets out of life. It's about my pride and keeping my old world views. Our kids are born to be sacrificed to our views.
---

1) Confirm her school even allows students to have guns on campus.

2) Let her know she cannot keep it in our house when she comes home.

3) Make sure she goes through training, etc.

That's about it, really.
---

fenderbender321 posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

She'd already be wearing a chasity belt so it's unnecessary. Also I double down and name her Chasity as well

Graft the gun into the chastity belt as an extra security measure. You could get two different keys for it, one legit and one dummy, so that if some guy ever tries to force her to tell her where the key is, she can be like "it's on the shelf in my closet" and the guy will go grab it and try to unlock the belt but since it's the dummy key it will trigger the gun to fire and blow his face off.

Ill look into this. Ill probably also want it to autodial 911
---

I'm fine with that. Like CyricZ said, make sure she can carry there and learn gun laws and gun safety.
---

fenderbender321 posted...

Just make sure she doesn't forget which key is which on her wedding night.

She's gonna marry me when she gets of age. Yeah, Im going full weird with this one
---

No, no, and did I mention, no? NO way, no how, no chance!

Ain't nobody buying guns in MY house.

If anyone should own a gun its a woman
---

Hanky_Bannister posted...

If anyone should own a gun its a woman

I get why but they should still be well trained in when to use it and how. Id definitely not want to walk around town solo all times of night like I do now, as a woman.
---

fenderbender321 posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

Just make sure she doesn't forget which key is which on her wedding night.

She's gonna marry me when she gets of age. Yeah, Im going full weird with this one

Nothing weird about that. It's 2019. You are encouraged to explore your sexuality.

But still, make sure you use the right key.

I smoke too much for memory to set in. I got a 50% chance. If I get shot, I'll take it as a sign that God wasn't feeling my lifestyle.
---

Her body her choice
---

Why havent she been taught how to shoot and have a gun of her own already?
---

So is she just gonna walk around with a rifle or a shotgun? She can't buy a handgun.
---