Current Events > Dog shat in the middle of the room I was sitting in and then pissed everywhere

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I was chillin on my phone dickin around and I caught a whiff of shit, and I turn my head and there's a big pile of dog shit like 6 feet away.

So I call her over to scold her and she actively avoids coming to me all the while pissing because she knows she did something wrong. She pissed in literally every room but two- the kitchen and the office, the latter of which she isn't allowed inside anyway.

So after scolding her I took her outside and she shat and pissed even fucking more out there.

The gf was literally home for like 2 hours and the dog didn't peep fucking once to go outside. And I had last taken her out like 6 hours prior to right now.

I really don't understand wtf happened.

She's sleeping in her crate tonight for sure.
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I feel like if your dog literally flooded your entire house, it might be sick.
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Sorry for laughing... but I laughed.

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pegusus123456 posted...

I feel like if your dog literally flooded your entire house, it might be sick.

She pisses when she's in trouble. She hasn't done it in a long time, but she does it. And she also actively avoids us when she's in trouble. Hence she pissed everywhere.

Both the poop and the piss were of pretty standard healthy quality for her.
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Timohtep posted...

pegusus123456 posted...

I feel like if your dog literally flooded your entire house, it might be sick.

She pisses when she's in trouble. She hasn't done it in a long time, but she does it. And she also actively avoids us when she's in trouble. Hence she pissed everywhere.

Both the poop and the piss were of pretty standard healthy quality for her.

That doesnt sound normal.
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Future_Trunks posted...

is this oreo pupper:

No. Wrong guy

Toasty_Kun posted...

That doesnt sound normal

The only thing abnormal is her shitting in the middle of the floor in the same room as me. Other than that it's standard for the last like 7 years I have owned this dog
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Wtf sentient things need to pee more than once per 6 hours unless they don't drink much water which would mean they're constipated all the time.

lmfao dog owners

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ProfessorKukui posted...

A cat wouldn't betray you like that.

ModLogic posted...

lmfao dog owners