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Damn_Underscore
08/24/19 1:00:44 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/cug9uf/i_19m_accidentally_came_while_my_friend_19f_was/

My friend and I have been friends for a while but have been good friends, like talking everyday and hanging out for a little over a year now, Ive always had a crush on her but I didnt want it to ruin our friendship.

About a week ago I told her my true feelings for her and she reacted well, she said it was the sweetest thing anyone had ever told her and she said she teared up. Yesterday was the first time weve hung out since then, after getting some lunch we went back to her place and were just sitting there on her couch when she asks me if she can ask me a question, then proceeds to ask if I really meant what I said, I said of course I did and repeated that shes the most beautiful girl Ive seen in my life. Before I knew it we were kissing, Im not the most experienced with girls and this was my first kiss, she then climbed onto my lap and like straddled me while kissing me. This was apparently all too much for me as I came in my jeans, I immediately got up and said I had to go and basically ran out of her house.

Ive never been more embarrassed by anything in my life, she had to have known what happened since there was a huge wet spot on my jeans and possibly on her too...I really need to know what to do here, I dont know if I can ever face her again.

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Superlinkbro
08/24/19 1:08:55 PM
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Ouch...
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Blue_Inigo
08/24/19 1:08:58 PM
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Well...he finished at least
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garan
08/24/19 1:09:03 PM
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The running out was the worst thing he could have done.
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Lordgold666
08/24/19 1:20:59 PM
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I came when i first heard!
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Banjo2553
08/24/19 1:21:35 PM
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Damn, he had the best possible outcome for his situation, too.
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TheDreadedWave
08/24/19 1:22:16 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
I came when i first heard!

You never forget the first time you beat the elite four
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pikachupwnage
08/24/19 1:23:17 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
I came when i first heard!


Damn...you might be the father of your own twin!

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masterpug53
08/24/19 1:37:48 PM
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garan posted...
The running out was the worst thing he could have done.


I can sympathize. I was dating a girl in college - we'd already had sex a few times but I was still very inexperienced - when I came prematurely from grinding on her while making out. I barely managed to stammer out some lame excuse before fleeing out the door. It's one of those instances where sheer embarrassment overrides all rational thought.
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El Mexicano Texano
08/24/19 1:38:57 PM
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TheDreadedWave posted...
You never forget the first time you beat the elite four


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Ultima Dragon
08/24/19 2:01:57 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
garan posted...
The running out was the worst thing he could have done.


I can sympathize. I was dating a girl in college - we'd already had sex a few times but I was still very inexperienced - when I came prematurely from grinding on her while making out. I barely managed to stammer out some lame excuse before fleeing out the door. It's one of those instances where sheer embarrassment overrides all rational thought.


I can kind of see this happening just from being young. Of course at my age now it's easy to say "I would just laugh it off with her and then get cleaned up and ready for round two." At that age and as a virgin (guy said so in the post) I would probably be mortified though and think of some excuse to leave ASAP.

She must have really liked him though because she ends up hitting him up and they talk it over, then schedule a date and it turns out she's a virgin too somehow. I don't know if most girls would be that forgiving if a guy just up and ran out while they were rounding the bases, lol.
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REMercsChamp
08/24/19 2:17:51 PM
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Sad!

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HANGtheDJ_86
08/24/19 2:31:06 PM
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This happened to me onetime but she was waaay too drunk to notice.

I just went to the bathroom and cleaned up. Still managed to get it in.
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Slaya4
08/24/19 2:32:05 PM
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Should have just owned it. It happened to me also in high school. She found it rather amusing and flattering.

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Caution999
08/24/19 2:46:18 PM
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Theres a part2. Everything is fine and they have a date scheduled.

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KainWind
08/24/19 4:31:40 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
She must have really liked him though because she ends up hitting him up and they talk it over, then schedule a date and it turns out she's a virgin too somehow. I don't know if most girls would be that forgiving if a guy just up and ran out while they were rounding the bases, lol.
They have been good friends for over a year and he finally worked up the courage and she responded well. I'd hate to think it would be over that easily, but what do I know.

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DespondentDeity
08/24/19 4:35:26 PM
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A full on repost from reddit onto gamefaqs, pretty wild man.
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SuperShake666
08/24/19 4:39:50 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/cummbi/update_i_19m_accidentally_came_while_my_friend/
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marthsheretoo
08/24/19 4:45:46 PM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
This happened to me onetime but she was waaay too drunk to notice.

I just went to the bathroom and cleaned up. Still managed to get it in.


Lol same. Friend of mine I'd been into for forever, we were finally making out and started grinding up on each other, and boom. I kinda panicked because it was our first time doing stuff and I wasn't sure if she would be ok with me doing something as sexual as "cumming" (god I was so damn inexperienced back then), so I kinda pulled back and said I had to use the bathroom, then cleaned up as best I could. We were still in our clothes so that caught most of it, but there was a damp spot. Thinking back, she probably noticed as soon as it happened but she didn't let on and I ended the night thinking I'd gotten away with it.

Next time we saw each other we fucked like 5 times.
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