Current Events > There is no alien here on Earth

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The nearest habitable object from Earth is so far away that you would need to use a wormhole in order to get there, otherwise time would prevent any living thing from getting to us.

So there's three scenarios here.

1) An alien came here alive in his ship using a wormhole, the vast advancement in technology would have us a human race destroyed if we captured him and then his race came here to wreck havoc. This obviously didn't happen.

2) An alien crashed with his ship and died. Knowing what we know about how spacetime and relativity works, we would have used the materials in the ship to figure out warp speed by now. We haven't. So this hasn't happened either.

3) An alien ship blew up outside Earth and an alien came crashing into the atmosphere. He would have burned up making it impossible to identify regardless and probably wouldn't exist by the time it hit the surface anyway. So no alien discovery.

Face it guys. We've never been contacted by aliens and we most certainly don't have one hidden somewhere in Area 51 or some shit.
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How the hell do you know what's going on at Area 51? Have you been down there? I haven't but I can tell you for certain that they're not making stereos there.
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Sounds like something an ALIEN would say.
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