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No_U_L7
08/21/19 11:05:25 PM
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It's all I have to look forward to in life

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DarthAragorn
08/21/19 11:06:48 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Certainly there are are other things to look forward to in life

Like making up stories about banging girls half your age!
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No_U_L7
08/21/19 11:07:46 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Certainly there are are other things to look forward to in life


i've already accomplished everything i've ever wanted to and game of thrones/avengers is over

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LadyVyxx
08/21/19 11:08:13 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
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i've already accomplished everything i've ever wanted to


Was it a short list
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sylverlolol
08/21/19 11:10:21 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Certainly there are are other things to look forward to in life

Like running this gimmick into the ground. Poor No_U doesnt know when to put the brakes on.
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DaTwistedGuns
08/21/19 11:10:30 PM
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How about focusing banging a real girl first.
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No_U_L7
08/21/19 11:10:37 PM
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LadyVyxx posted...
Was it a short list


-get a degree in engineer (got multiple)
-get a license in engineering (super hard, but done)
-work in engineering (i've been around the field what feels like forever)
-date a porn star (did it multiple times)
-make it to the last avengers movie
-make it to the end of game of thrones
-live on my own

i think that's really it

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Feline_Heart
08/21/19 11:11:16 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
LadyVyxx posted...
Was it a short list


-get a degree in engineer (got multiple)
-get a license in engineering (super hard, but done)
-work in engineering (i've been around the field what feels like forever)
-date a porn star (did it multiple times)
-make it to the last avengers movie
-make it to the end of game of thrones
-live on my own

i think that's really it
That wasnt the last avengers movie and they never said it would be
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No_U_L7
08/21/19 11:12:28 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
That wasnt the last avengers movie and they never said it would be


let's be real lol

it was definitely the last of the arc which is all i was aiming for

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MedeaLysistrata
08/21/19 11:13:03 PM
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Add some victory lap and stretch goals
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Politics
08/21/19 11:14:04 PM
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Did you find this out at your mom's 6th birthday party?
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No_U_L7
08/21/19 11:15:39 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Add some victory lap and stretch goals


suggestions?

i've already reached some victory laps/stretch goals (the ones that say "multiple" lol)

i've never been a greedy man

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Broseph_Stalin
08/21/19 11:17:44 PM
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wow an old guy who's unsuccessful with women his own age trying to creep on teenagers, I don't think anyone has ever attempted that one before.
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Feline_Heart
08/21/19 11:18:26 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Add some victory lap and stretch goals


suggestions?

i've already reached some victory laps/stretch goals (the ones that say "multiple" lol)

i've never been a greedy man

-join the mile high club
- participate in an orgy
- film a sex tape
- start a business
- run for mayor
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PG_Era
08/21/19 11:18:56 PM
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DaTwistedGuns posted...
How about focusing banging a real girl first.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/21/19 11:19:20 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Add some victory lap and stretch goals


suggestions?

i've already reached some victory laps/stretch goals (the ones that say "multiple" lol)

i've never been a greedy man

-join the mile high club
- participate in an orgy
- film a sex tape
- start a business
- run for mayor


Yeah, maybe get a side hustle going, but idk of you care that much about money

Maybe visit every continent?
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No_U_L7
08/21/19 11:19:43 PM
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Broseph_Stalin posted...
wow an old guy who's unsuccessful with women his own age trying to creep on teenagers, I don't think anyone has ever attempted that one before.


girls my age are old...

Feline_Heart posted...
-join the mile high club
- participate in an orgy
- film a sex tape
- start a business
- run for mayor


meh none of that seems appealing

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No_U_L7
08/21/19 11:22:21 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Yeah, maybe get a side hustle going, but idk of you care that much about money

Maybe visit every continent?


i make enough at my main job, i'm hoping to retire in like 10-15 years lol

tried making it as a gambler on NBA on the side, but it didn't pan out...i was lucky to break even

visiting every continent is decent...but my work schedule isn't conducive to traveling and other than a couple spots i'd like to see (ie not must see) i'm meh about traveling...it's just exhausting and annoying more than anything


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dib153
08/21/19 11:26:53 PM
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Implying youre already doing it illegally

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No_U_L7
08/21/19 11:28:12 PM
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dib153 posted...
Implying youre already doing it illegally


I cant help what you infer, doesn't mean it's what I implied

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