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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/21/19 1:44:34 AM
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There's a 25% chance when she sees a human beam between ages 4 and 12, she'll scream incoherently at them for exactly 3 seconds.
This ability can only activate 15 times per day.

Should her vision be obscured by some reason, blindfold closed eyes or through a medical condition, there is no chance of it triggering.
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ThunderMuffin
08/21/19 1:44:54 AM
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no
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au_gold
08/21/19 1:45:00 AM
#3:


So, the perfect girl then?
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MabusIncarnate
08/21/19 1:47:22 AM
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This sounds like a lot of fun honestly.

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MorbidFaithless
08/21/19 1:55:29 AM
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So if she looks at a kid and doesn't scream she only has 14 more chances of screaming? Or does the ability counter only decrease if the scream is successful?

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/21/19 1:56:10 AM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
So if she looks at a kid and doesn't scream she only has 14 more chances of screaming? Or does the ability counter only decrease if the scream is successful?

If she doesn't succeed then that is a chance removed
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Lunar_Savage
08/21/19 2:03:08 AM
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What is wrong with you?
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Looked gf
08/21/19 8:01:00 AM
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superman 2000
08/21/19 8:03:43 AM
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This ability can only activate 15 times per day.

Only? Thats A LOT of opportunities to be publicly humiliated.

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Chicken
08/21/19 8:07:27 AM
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Thought that said screams at chicken
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Ghetto_Turtle
08/21/19 9:06:43 AM
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are we still doing these stupid topics?
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Dark_SilverX
08/21/19 9:11:46 AM
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Fuck yes. Dream girl
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Alteres
08/21/19 9:11:47 AM
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This one isn't bad, the details make it better.
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Master_Bass
08/21/19 9:12:44 AM
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No way.
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Hicks233
08/21/19 9:14:33 AM
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Well that's shit.
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Ving_Rhames
08/21/19 9:20:37 AM
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yi
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Duncanwii
08/21/19 9:22:19 AM
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What if you reproduce with her? Does she scream at her own children?
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Paragon21XX
08/21/19 9:26:00 AM
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Can we please go back to making these realistic flaws and not absurd?
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Ghetto_Turtle
08/21/19 9:29:20 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Can we please go back to making these realistic flaws and not absurd?

or just auto locking them :)
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gguirao
08/21/19 1:19:12 PM
#21:


No.
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Shablagoo
08/21/19 1:20:21 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
This sounds like a lot of fun honestly.


Yeah I thought it was gonna be a her-being-mean thing, but this just sounds hilarious.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/21/19 1:22:43 PM
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Nope. That's my job
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