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UnfairRepresent
08/20/19 8:09:07 AM
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Sentient blobs from another realm of existence have come to our world to seek asylum from the Old Gods who are genociding them there.

They are good natured, polite, are individuals but share a collective consciousness.

They also eat/absorb garbage which is great for reducing your nations' carbon footprint. They also don't need houses or anything. All they need to do is avoid salt. So their refugee status has been accepted

They have no mouth but can talk by making splashing noises within their mass which sound like letters/words.

They can also twist their blob shape into limb like tendrils so they can hold or do things.

Your daughter has become infatuated with one called Gabraqx and they at coming round for dinner.

"Hi daddy, this is my gabby-wabby" your daughter says

Gabraqx turns 2 spots and a curved line of his blue form red to simulate a smiley face that has nothing to do with his real vision or speech and slowly duplicates the noise of "Herrow fawwer of mate. I yam Gabwaqx . It gwud to mweet u"

Then extends a slimy tendril

3dnYuvW

How would you react?
would you approve?
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IfGodCouldDie
08/20/19 8:09:37 AM
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You did this one already.
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UnfairRepresent
08/20/19 8:13:17 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
You did this one already.

yeah but it purged and I missed it
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008Zulu
08/20/19 8:37:55 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
share a collective consciousness.

I am uncomfortable with the thought of my daughter being railed by an entire species at the one time.
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UnfairRepresent
08/20/19 8:45:24 AM
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008Zulu posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
share a collective consciousness.

I am uncomfortable with the thought of my daughter being railed by an entire species at the one time.

It's not quite like that. it would be like an entire species being aware of your daughter being railed and the sensations of it

but they are still also all individuals. Only Gabraqx would be the one doing it.

And it's shared so it wouldn't just be Gabraqx experience , it is just one drop in an ocean

think of Star Wars were Obi Wan felt
everyone die. he didn't literally die himself. Its closer to that
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Vermander
08/20/19 2:18:30 PM
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This sounds like a Rick & Morty ep
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UnfairRepresent
08/21/19 8:32:51 AM
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Vermander posted...
This sounds like a Rick & Morty ep

It's actually stolen from Differently Morphus but no one dates a blob in it
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Shotgunnova
08/21/19 8:36:29 AM
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No daughter of mine is dating some big, stupid jellyfish!
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UnfairRepresent
08/22/19 8:36:34 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
No daughter of mine is dating some big, stupid jellyfish!

"but daaaaad"
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