Current Events > Denmark offers to buy the U.S. without its government

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megamanfreakXD 08/17/19 3:59:30 AM #1:	https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/denmark-offers-to-buy-us I for one welcome our new Denmark overlords inb4itssatirehurdur --- https://imgur.com/tzhGHNu <cite>megamanfreakXD posted [p:926175045] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/denmark-offers-to-buy-us I for one welcome our new Denmark overlords inb4itssatirehurdur</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDreadedWave 08/17/19 4:09:39 AM #2:	There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist. <cite>TheDreadedWave posted [p:926175179] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 08/17/19 4:20:37 AM #4:	We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation, the spokesperson said. lol --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:926175321] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote><quote>We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation, the spokesperson said.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 08/17/19 4:23:22 AM #5:	Bryfang posted... TheDreadedWave posted... There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist. .. Bruh. Thats bigly math --- https://i.imgtc.com/IR4XrBA.gif https://i.imgtc.com/7X1rBRv.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:926175362] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Bryfang posted...</cite> <quote>TheDreadedWave posted...</cite> <quote>There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist.</quote> .. Bruh.</quote> Thats bigly math</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 08/17/19 4:23:49 AM #6:	Parappa09 posted... We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation, the spokesperson said. lol --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:926175365] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote><quote>We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation, the spokesperson said.</quote>lol </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/17/19 4:26:11 AM #7:	E32005 posted... Thats bigly math Be better if it wasn't stolen from a greentext. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:926175393] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>E32005 posted... </cite> <quote>Thats bigly math</quote>Be better if it wasn't stolen from a greentext. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 08/17/19 4:29:09 AM #8:	Being a democracy, all buying America would do is piss off the Danes when they get constantly outvoted to be more American. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:926175428] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Being a democracy, all buying America would do is piss off the Danes when they get constantly outvoted to be more American.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 08/17/19 4:29:44 AM #9:	Parappa09 posted... We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation, the spokesperson said. lol savage truth --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:926175438] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote><quote>We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation, the spokesperson said.</quote>lol </quote> savage truth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vita_Aeterna 08/17/19 4:39:30 AM #10:	I for one, welcome our new Southern neighbor. --- "Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities." <cite>Vita_Aeterna posted [p:926175585] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>I for one, welcome our new Southern neighbor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 08/17/19 4:40:45 AM #11:	Denmark is a bunch of snobby white elitists <cite>gamer167 posted [p:926175601] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Denmark is a bunch of snobby white elitists</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 08/17/19 4:53:59 AM #12:	They should. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:926175766] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>They should.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/17/19 5:20:12 AM #13:	Crazyman93 posted... Being a democracy, all buying America would do is piss off the Danes when they get constantly outvoted to be more American. Lol. giving Americans the vote. You're Denmark's west bank now. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:926176057] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite> <quote>Being a democracy, all buying America would do is piss off the Danes when they get constantly outvoted to be more American.</quote>Lol. giving Americans the vote. You're Denmark's west bank now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 08/17/19 5:23:09 AM #14:	Is this in response to the supposedly talks about Trump wanting to buy Greenland? --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:926176085] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Is this in response to the supposedly talks about Trump wanting to buy Greenland?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 08/17/19 5:28:49 AM #15:	Funkydog posted... Is this in response to the supposedly talks about Trump wanting to buy Greenland? yeah lol but it's a satire article --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:926176150] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>Is this in response to the supposedly talks about Trump wanting to buy Greenland?</quote>yeah lol but it's a satire article </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 08/17/19 5:29:49 AM #16:	Parappa09 posted... Funkydog posted... Is this in response to the supposedly talks about Trump wanting to buy Greenland? yeah lol but it's a satire article Still wish they woulda actually said it :( --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:926176159] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>Is this in response to the supposedly talks about Trump wanting to buy Greenland?</quote>yeah lol but it's a satire article </quote> Still wish they woulda actually said it :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 08/17/19 5:40:12 AM #17:	Funkydog posted... Still wish they woulda actually said it :( don't give trump another reason for a twitter outburst --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:926176285] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>Still wish they woulda actually said it :(</quote>don't give trump another reason for a twitter outburst </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 08/17/19 5:50:05 AM #18:	Parappa09 posted... Funkydog posted... Still wish they woulda actually said it :( don't give trump another reason for a twitter outburst I can't stop him waking up though. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:926176404] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>Still wish they woulda actually said it :(</quote>don't give trump another reason for a twitter outburst </quote> I can't stop him waking up though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 08/17/19 10:36:17 AM #19:	Trump a dumdum --- https://i.imgtc.com/IR4XrBA.gif https://i.imgtc.com/7X1rBRv.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:926181208] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>Trump a dumdum</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 08/17/19 11:16:29 AM #20:	Parappa09 posted... We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation, the spokesperson said. lol Shots fired --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:926182250] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote><cite>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote><quote> We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation, the spokesperson said.</quote>lol </quote> Shots fired</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hop103 08/17/19 11:19:21 AM #21:	No deal. I don't want to pay for anything extra outside of UHC. --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon <cite>Hop103 posted [p:926182321] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>No deal. I don't want to pay for anything extra outside of UHC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 08/17/19 11:22:19 AM #22:	TheDreadedWave posted... There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist. There's also a 50/50 chance there's a Denmark that even Denmark doesn't even know about --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:926182402] in Denmark of... [t:77944576]...</cite> <quote>TheDreadedWave posted... </cite> <quote>There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist.</quote> There's also a 50/50 chance there's a Denmark that even Denmark doesn't even know about </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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