Current Events > Hypothetical: Your daughter is dating a sentient blob from another dimension.

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Sentient blobs from another realm of existence have come to our world to seek asylum from the Old Gods who are genociding them there.

They are good natured, polite, are individuals but share a collective consciousness.

They also eat/absorb garbage which is great for reducing your nations' carbon footprint. They also don't need houses or anything. All they need to do is avoid salt. So their refugee status has been accepted

They have no mouth but can talk by making splashing noises within their mass which sound like letters/words.

They can also twist their blob shape into limb like tendrils so they can hold or do things.

Your daughter has become infatuated with one called Gabraqx and they at coming round for dinner.

"Hi daddy, this is my gabby-wabby" your daughter says

Gabraqx squelches into your home turns 2 spots and a curved line of his blue form into red to simulate a smiley face that has nothing to do with his real vision or speech and slowly duplicates the noise of "Herrow fawwer of mate. I yam Gabwaqx . It gwud to mweet u"

Then extends a slimy tendril



How would you react?
would you approve?
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I'm happy if she's happy.

At dinnertime though, do I just empty a trash can on top of him?
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Golden_Key33 posted...

I'm happy if she's happy.

She's probably happy. new frontier and all

although you being okay with it probably makes her less happy.

Girls love tormenting their dads

At dinnertime though, do I just empty a trash can on top of him?

That would be a social faux pas although Gabraqx would be too polite to cause a fuss. Youd probably embarras your daughter tho.

Gabraqx will just politely wait while you eat and then mooch on some cigarette butts it found in a bush on the way home
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Well my daughter's boyfriend is a fat blob as it is
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I am a sentient blob and I find this topic highly racist.
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slimjimfizzle posted...

Well my daughter's boyfriend is a fat blob as it is

take that random guy
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Why couldn't she just date SCP-999?
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Herrow fawwer of mate. I yam Gabwaqx . It gwud to mweet u"

You had me until this. Blob needs to drop the accent.
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mobilebloechel posted...

I work for the Old Gods. It shall be destroyed

The Old Gods all hate each other

No way you work for the "old gods" That would be like saying you work for the Americans, Communists, Nazis, Quakers and Japanese during WW2.

You can serve AN Old God.
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Good topic
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Duwstai posted...

Good topic

Yes

Now answer it
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