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Duncanwii 08/09/19 2:40:19 PM #1: |
Reaffirmed she wants the D but she still wont settle on a day. Says we need a day with a lot of time to make it work, like maybe staying overnight at her place. Im frustrated.
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PatrickMahomes 08/09/19 2:40:55 PM #2: |
Why did you delete the first one?
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WilliamPorygon 08/09/19 2:41:22 PM #3: |
So find a day that works, or a girlfriend that isn't going to be so wishy-washy about it.
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 2:41:48 PM #4: |
PatrickMahomes posted...
Why did you delete the first one? Accidentally deleted trying to edit. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slimjimfizzle 08/09/19 2:43:19 PM #5: |
Bro your D is never going near her V
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Pepys Monster 08/09/19 2:43:45 PM #6: |
How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex?
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 2:44:22 PM #7: |
Pepys Monster posted...
How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex? 3 and half actually. Its complicated. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 2:45:15 PM #8: |
slimjimfizzle posted...
Bro your D is never going near her V My hand has been in it, thats something right? --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HI_NERDS 08/09/19 2:47:15 PM #9: |
she's sourcing the d from an alternate supplier
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Ivynn 08/09/19 2:47:57 PM #10: |
Duncanwii posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...Bro your D is never going near her V The whole hand? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rigama 08/09/19 2:48:21 PM #11: |
3 years and a half and no sex? Gawd damn
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slimjimfizzle 08/09/19 2:48:23 PM #12: |
Duncanwii posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...Bro your D is never going near her V Your whole hand? That's some kinky shit to do without having sex. Do you have a micropenis? It's ok if you do it happens Bro --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 08/09/19 2:48:45 PM #13: |
Duncanwii posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...Bro your D is never going near her V You're still doing better than the Scottys and Vegys of this board. I'm rootin' for ya Duncan. --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 2:48:46 PM #14: |
Ivynn posted...
Duncanwii posted...slimjimfizzle posted...Bro your D is never going near her V Like the pointer and middle finger. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 08/09/19 2:58:57 PM #15: |
Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex? And you fully expect her to do a complete 180 soon? --- GOML ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 08/09/19 3:00:26 PM #16: |
What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 3:01:27 PM #17: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Duncanwii posted...Pepys Monster posted...How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex? Like I said its complicated. Neither of us were in the right place both physically or metaphorically for a sexual relationship. Now we are, and she has said shes ready. We just need to set a date. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romulox28 08/09/19 3:01:43 PM #18: |
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Jiggy101011 08/09/19 3:06:52 PM #19: |
Setting a date for sex, so romantic.
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Pepys Monster 08/09/19 3:08:00 PM #21: |
Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...Duncanwii posted...Pepys Monster posted...How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex? I'm going to be honest, this is odd, bro. My ex fiancee would just be like "do you want to fuck?" --- GOML ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smo86 08/09/19 3:10:29 PM #22: |
do I trigger you TC
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pauIie 08/09/19 3:13:23 PM #23: |
if she was abused this would make sense. i mean...i hope she wasn't abused. but if she wasn't, then iunno bro. she's taken fingers, but no sex, 3 years?
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Freeney 08/09/19 3:13:37 PM #24: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE Seriously, this guy makes the weirdest topics. Guy should invest in a journal or diary or something instead of using these boards as one. --- 2016/17 MYPH Football Pick 'Em Champion! Colts | Raptors | Blue Jays | Maple Leafs | TFC | MCFC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 3:18:29 PM #25: |
Freeney posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE A diary wont reply back. Not unless its Tom Riddle's diary. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 08/09/19 3:21:23 PM #27: |
Duncanwii posted...
Freeney posted...MC_BatCommander posted...What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE So what do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 3:27:34 PM #28: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
Duncanwii posted...Freeney posted...MC_BatCommander posted...What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE Well comeradre isnt enough? Getting advice from people more experienced? The fact Ive waited a long time for her to be ready and n9w she is and I want to share my happiness with people who might care? --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 08/09/19 3:31:31 PM #29: |
Sounds sketchy as hell to me, but I dont know all the details.
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DarthAragorn 08/09/19 3:32:02 PM #30: |
weren't you two gonna fuck like a year ago
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Led-Zeppelin 08/09/19 3:32:11 PM #31: |
bro if she really wanted the d (or wanted YOUR d) she would have jumped your bones years ago. 3.5 years of no sex means shes very disinterested in it and is probably just saying she will to humor you
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__aCEr__ 08/09/19 3:35:38 PM #32: |
Someone who "wants the D" doesn't tell you that you'll have to wait until a sex appointment becomes available.
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 3:36:19 PM #33: |
Led-Zeppelin posted...
bro if she really wanted the d (or wanted YOUR d) she would have jumped your bones years ago. 3.5 years of no sex means shes very disinterested in it and is probably just saying she will to humor you Both of us are autistic individuals with controlling families and no drivers licences. Both of our lives are based on who can take us when, and neither family wanted us having intercourse under their roofs. We needed to wait until one of us got their own house otherwise there'd be problems. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthWendy 08/09/19 3:38:23 PM #34: |
Conflict posted...
His hand has been in her vagina but not his dick Kids these days... --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme https://i.imgtc.com/eRE0ORV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 08/09/19 3:39:10 PM #35: |
sex stuf is this some new kind of Oreo --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 08/09/19 3:40:39 PM #36: |
Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...Duncanwii posted...Freeney posted...MC_BatCommander posted...What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE You just get dumped on every time you make these threads --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 08/09/19 3:42:16 PM #37: |
Duncan you should do a Kermit impression the next time you shove your hand in there
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Infinite 2003 08/09/19 3:42:26 PM #38: |
Make sure to write sex on your calendars
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TeaMilk 08/09/19 3:44:26 PM #39: |
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Lyrica 08/09/19 3:44:32 PM #40: |
3 years together and no sex? Maybe for you. She's definitely getting dicked down.
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 3:45:22 PM #41: |
MacadamianNut3 posted...
Duncan you should do a Kermit impression the next time you shove your hand in there I might have to do it a few more times to get her used to it. Last time I only did 4 or 5 thrusts and she told me to stop because it was hurting her. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Led-Zeppelin 08/09/19 3:45:56 PM #42: |
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3 years together and no sex? Maybe for you. She's definitely getting dicked down. probably, but she could just be asexual ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Infinite 2003 08/09/19 3:48:49 PM #44: |
Duncanwii posted...
I might have to do it a few more times to get her used to it. Last time I only did 4 or 5 thrusts and she told me to stop because it was hurting her. https://ci.memecdn.com/10792953.jpg --- Before I knew it there was poop on my lips. - squarion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 3:50:04 PM #46: |
I wouldnt date someone if I thought she were capable of cheating on me.
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MC_BatCommander 08/09/19 3:50:56 PM #47: |
Duncanwii posted...
I wouldnt date someone if I thought she were capable of cheating on me. Literally all people are capable of cheating Also friendly reminder you attempted to cheat on her --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 08/09/19 3:56:38 PM #48: |
Duncanwii posted...
I wouldnt date someone if I thought she were capable of cheating on me.??? But it's ok for you to cheat on her? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Weezy_Tha_Don 08/09/19 4:00:07 PM #49: |
use your ring finger and middle finger next time
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Duncanwii 08/09/19 4:00:57 PM #50: |
TeaMilk posted...
Duncanwii posted...I wouldnt date someone if I thought she were capable of cheating on me.??? But it's ok for you to cheat on her? No. It isnt. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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