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Duncanwii
08/09/19 2:40:19 PM
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Reaffirmed she wants the D but she still wont settle on a day. Says we need a day with a lot of time to make it work, like maybe staying overnight at her place. Im frustrated.
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PatrickMahomes
08/09/19 2:40:55 PM
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Why did you delete the first one?
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WilliamPorygon
08/09/19 2:41:22 PM
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So find a day that works, or a girlfriend that isn't going to be so wishy-washy about it.
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 2:41:48 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Why did you delete the first one?

Accidentally deleted trying to edit.
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slimjimfizzle
08/09/19 2:43:19 PM
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Bro your D is never going near her V

K
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Pepys Monster
08/09/19 2:43:45 PM
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How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex?
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 2:44:22 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex?

3 and half actually. Its complicated.
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 2:45:15 PM
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slimjimfizzle posted...
Bro your D is never going near her V

K

My hand has been in it, thats something right?
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HI_NERDS
08/09/19 2:47:15 PM
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she's sourcing the d from an alternate supplier
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Ivynn
08/09/19 2:47:57 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
Bro your D is never going near her V

K

My hand has been in it, thats something right?


The whole hand?
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Rigama
08/09/19 2:48:21 PM
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3 years and a half and no sex? Gawd damn
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slimjimfizzle
08/09/19 2:48:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
Bro your D is never going near her V

K

My hand has been in it, thats something right?

Your whole hand?

That's some kinky shit to do without having sex.

Do you have a micropenis? It's ok if you do it happens Bro
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a-c-a-b
08/09/19 2:48:45 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
Bro your D is never going near her V

K

My hand has been in it, thats something right?

You're still doing better than the Scottys and Vegys of this board.

I'm rootin' for ya Duncan.
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 2:48:46 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Duncanwii posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
Bro your D is never going near her V

K

My hand has been in it, thats something right?


The whole hand?

Like the pointer and middle finger.
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Pepys Monster
08/09/19 2:58:57 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex?

3 and half actually. Its complicated.

And you fully expect her to do a complete 180 soon?
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MC_BatCommander
08/09/19 3:00:26 PM
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What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 3:01:27 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex?

3 and half actually. Its complicated.

And you fully expect her to do a complete 180 soon?

Like I said its complicated. Neither of us were in the right place both physically or metaphorically for a sexual relationship. Now we are, and she has said shes ready. We just need to set a date.
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Romulox28
08/09/19 3:01:43 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
3 and half actually. Its complicated.
dawg...

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Jiggy101011
08/09/19 3:06:52 PM
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Setting a date for sex, so romantic.
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Pepys Monster
08/09/19 3:08:00 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
How long have you been together, a year? And you've NEVER had sex?

3 and half actually. Its complicated.

And you fully expect her to do a complete 180 soon?

Like I said its complicated. Neither of us were in the right place both physically and metaphorically for a sexual relationship. Now we are, and she has said shes ready. We just need to set a date.

I'm going to be honest, this is odd, bro. My ex fiancee would just be like "do you want to fuck?"
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smo86
08/09/19 3:10:29 PM
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do I trigger you TC
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pauIie
08/09/19 3:13:23 PM
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if she was abused this would make sense. i mean...i hope she wasn't abused. but if she wasn't, then iunno bro. she's taken fingers, but no sex, 3 years?

HI_NERDS posted...
she's sourcing the d from an alternate supplier

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Freeney
08/09/19 3:13:37 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE


Seriously, this guy makes the weirdest topics. Guy should invest in a journal or diary or something instead of using these boards as one.
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 3:18:29 PM
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Freeney posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE


Seriously, this guy makes the weirdest topics. Guy should invest in a journal or diary or something instead of using these boards as one.

A diary wont reply back. Not unless its Tom Riddle's diary.
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MC_BatCommander
08/09/19 3:21:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Freeney posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE


Seriously, this guy makes the weirdest topics. Guy should invest in a journal or diary or something instead of using these boards as one.

A diary wont reply back. Not unless its Tom Riddle's diary.


So what do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 3:27:34 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Freeney posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE


Seriously, this guy makes the weirdest topics. Guy should invest in a journal or diary or something instead of using these boards as one.

A diary wont reply back. Not unless its Tom Riddle's diary.


So what do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE

Well comeradre isnt enough? Getting advice from people more experienced? The fact Ive waited a long time for her to be ready and n9w she is and I want to share my happiness with people who might care?
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rexcrk
08/09/19 3:31:31 PM
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Sounds sketchy as hell to me, but I dont know all the details.
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DarthAragorn
08/09/19 3:32:02 PM
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weren't you two gonna fuck like a year ago
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Led-Zeppelin
08/09/19 3:32:11 PM
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bro if she really wanted the d (or wanted YOUR d) she would have jumped your bones years ago. 3.5 years of no sex means shes very disinterested in it and is probably just saying she will to humor you
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__aCEr__
08/09/19 3:35:38 PM
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Someone who "wants the D" doesn't tell you that you'll have to wait until a sex appointment becomes available.
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 3:36:19 PM
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Led-Zeppelin posted...
bro if she really wanted the d (or wanted YOUR d) she would have jumped your bones years ago. 3.5 years of no sex means shes very disinterested in it and is probably just saying she will to humor you

Both of us are autistic individuals with controlling families and no drivers licences. Both of our lives are based on who can take us when, and neither family wanted us having intercourse under their roofs. We needed to wait until one of us got their own house otherwise there'd be problems.
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DarthWendy
08/09/19 3:38:23 PM
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Conflict posted...
His hand has been in her vagina but not his dick

lol. What a world

Kids these days...
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TheGoldenEel
08/09/19 3:39:10 PM
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sex stuf


is this some new kind of Oreo

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MC_BatCommander
08/09/19 3:40:39 PM
#36:


Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Freeney posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
What do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE


Seriously, this guy makes the weirdest topics. Guy should invest in a journal or diary or something instead of using these boards as one.

A diary wont reply back. Not unless its Tom Riddle's diary.


So what do you gain out of sharing this stuff on CE

Well comeradre isnt enough? Getting advice from people more experienced? The fact Ive waited a long time for her to be ready and n9w she is and I want to share my happiness with people who might care?


You just get dumped on every time you make these threads
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MacadamianNut3
08/09/19 3:42:16 PM
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Duncan you should do a Kermit impression the next time you shove your hand in there
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Infinite 2003
08/09/19 3:42:26 PM
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Make sure to write sex on your calendars

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TeaMilk
08/09/19 3:44:26 PM
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Lyrica
08/09/19 3:44:32 PM
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3 years together and no sex? Maybe for you. She's definitely getting dicked down.
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 3:45:22 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Duncan you should do a Kermit impression the next time you shove your hand in there

I might have to do it a few more times to get her used to it. Last time I only did 4 or 5 thrusts and she told me to stop because it was hurting her.
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Led-Zeppelin
08/09/19 3:45:56 PM
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Lyrica posted...
3 years together and no sex? Maybe for you. She's definitely getting dicked down.

probably, but she could just be asexual
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Infinite 2003
08/09/19 3:48:49 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I might have to do it a few more times to get her used to it. Last time I only did 4 or 5 thrusts and she told me to stop because it was hurting her.


https://ci.memecdn.com/10792953.jpg

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Duncanwii
08/09/19 3:50:04 PM
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I wouldnt date someone if I thought she were capable of cheating on me.
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MC_BatCommander
08/09/19 3:50:56 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I wouldnt date someone if I thought she were capable of cheating on me.


Literally all people are capable of cheating

Also friendly reminder you attempted to cheat on her
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TeaMilk
08/09/19 3:56:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I wouldnt date someone if I thought she were capable of cheating on me.
??? But it's ok for you to cheat on her?
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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/09/19 4:00:07 PM
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use your ring finger and middle finger next time
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Duncanwii
08/09/19 4:00:57 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Duncanwii posted...
I wouldnt date someone if I thought she were capable of cheating on me.
??? But it's ok for you to cheat on her?

No. It isnt.
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