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Doom_Art 08/05/19 9:12:25 AM #1: |
I keep a water bottle next to my bed
I went to take a drink Felt something weird And just spat the water into my hand And a fucking centipede was there Little fucker crawled into my bottle Then I ran to the bathroom to gag and he scurried off and now I can't kill him Fuck today --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tanjo_Booie 08/05/19 9:12:51 AM #2: |
Clean your room
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soulunison2 08/05/19 9:13:29 AM #3: |
That centipede a freak
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Tired-Insomniac 08/05/19 9:14:08 AM #4: |
Doom_Art posted...
now I can't kill him Was it a house centipede? The ones with the horrifying long legs? They're actually good to have in your home. They eat all the other pests like spiders. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 08/05/19 9:15:21 AM #5: |
Hate to break it to you, but he wasnt in your bottle. The water dislodged him from the hiding spot in your mouth.
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treewojima 08/05/19 9:16:41 AM #6: |
he just wanted to be your friend
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TwoDoorPunkCab 08/05/19 9:18:36 AM #7: |
reminds me of one time when i woke up and went to have a drink of water, and a massive spider fell off my head and into the glass
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Persona6 08/05/19 9:19:37 AM #8: |
lmao at turning down free protein
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Lordgold666 08/05/19 9:20:03 AM #9: |
I like my centipedes in tequila
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Purple_Cheetah 08/05/19 9:22:16 AM #10: |
You're lucky it didn't wrap grapple onto your tongue and proceed to make out with you venomously.
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jpenny2 08/05/19 9:22:22 AM #11: |
RIP TC
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nevershine 08/05/19 9:23:28 AM #12: |
That sounds horrific
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IHeartRadiation 08/05/19 9:24:40 AM #13: |
Consume your nutrients wasteful child.
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V-E-G-Y- 08/05/19 9:24:59 AM #14: |
TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
reminds me of one time when i woke up and went to have a drink of water, and a massive spider fell off my head and into the glass Dis --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Goats 08/05/19 9:25:48 AM #15: |
Wow he probably has a family dude imagine how much his kid's shoes cost
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Darkninja42 08/05/19 9:28:02 AM #16: |
You could have become immortal
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Doom_Art 08/05/19 1:58:35 PM #17: |
Turns out it was an earwig
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Fossil 08/05/19 2:12:28 PM #18: |
... try putting a cap on your water bottle?
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Doom_Art 08/05/19 2:20:19 PM #19: |
Fossil posted...
... try putting a cap on your water bottle? Nah it was one of those reusable water bottles with like a straw and sippy thing --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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