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UnfairRepresent 07/30/19 2:55:39 PM #1:	Your daughter dies in a dramatic frisbee explosion. Your daughter's lawyer calls you and a woman named Roxy to his office and explains that your daughter had few poessesions but she did have a substantial life insurance policy that pays out $8,000,000 to you and $4,000,000 to her 'best friend' Roxy. The lawyer says to excuse him for a few minutes while he prepares some documentation you have to sign and leaves the room. Roxy turns to you and goes "Oh man I can't imagine what it must be like to lose a daughter. I bet if she was here right now she'd tell you Takes off Patrolman's Sunglasses Wooo! 8 million dollars! Fuck yeah!" You then realize that "Roxy" is your daughter under a new identity with a new look and disguise. Long purple hair, piercings, a tan, a ton of make up. She looks totally different unless you know her intimiately and examine her closely. Your daughter adds "Don't worry daddy. 'Roxy' is going to go to New Zealand marry Trish like we always talked about. Meanwhile you get $8,000,000 and like free sympathy for life? It's great innit?" Suddenly you hear the grasping of a knob behind you and realize the Lawyer is about to re-enter the room with the relevant papers. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925388957] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>Your daughter dies in a dramatic frisbee explosion. Your daughter's lawyer calls you and a woman named Roxy to his office and explains that your daughter had few poessesions but she did have a substantial life insurance policy that pays out $8,000,000 to you and $4,000,000 to her 'best friend' Roxy. The lawyer says to excuse him for a few minutes while he prepares some documentation you have to sign and leaves the room. Roxy turns to you and goes "Oh man I can't imagine what it must be like to lose a daughter. I bet if she was here right now she'd tell you Takes off Patrolman's Sunglasses Wooo! 8 million dollars! Fuck yeah!" You then realize that "Roxy" is your daughter under a new identity with a new look and disguise. Long purple hair, piercings, a tan, a ton of make up. She looks totally different unless you know her intimiately and examine her closely. Your daughter adds "Don't worry daddy. 'Roxy' is going to go to New Zealand marry Trish like we always talked about. Meanwhile you get $8,000,000 and like free sympathy for life? It's great innit?" Suddenly you hear the grasping of a knob behind you and realize the Lawyer is about to re-enter the room with the relevant papers. How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 07/30/19 2:56:30 PM #2:	I didn't hear nothin', where do I sign --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:925388993] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>I didn't hear nothin', where do I sign</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoundNetwork 07/30/19 2:56:42 PM #3:	shut the --- https://imgur.com/HcKBWZ6 <cite>SoundNetwork posted [p:925389004] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>shut the </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/30/19 3:23:05 PM #4:	OwlRammer posted... I didn't hear nothin', where do I sign On the lawyes paperwork He just said so --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925390173] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't hear nothin', where do I sign</quote> On the lawyes paperwork He just said so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/31/19 9:51:03 AM #5:	Bump for day CE --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:925424774] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>Bump for day CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
konokonohamaru 07/31/19 9:52:54 AM #6:	Thanks daughter, or should I say... "Roxy" --- ... <cite>konokonohamaru posted [p:925424850] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>Thanks daughter, or should I say... "Roxy"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 07/31/19 9:56:00 AM #7:	high fives daughter freeze frame guitar solo plays credits roll --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:925424946] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>high fives daughter freeze frame guitar solo plays credits roll</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Timohtep 07/31/19 9:56:42 AM #8:	Be simultaneously pleased, disappointed, and amazed. But I'd make fun of her for choosing the name Roxy because that's a garbage name lmao --- https://imgur.com/wwCOg https://imgur.com/tu3lv https://imgur.com/kEMcd https://imgur.com/GIjGS 3.5.1 <cite>Timohtep posted [p:925424976] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>Be simultaneously pleased, disappointed, and amazed. But I'd make fun of her for choosing the name Roxy because that's a garbage name lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xsouljah 07/31/19 10:03:41 AM #9:	Wonder what I'd invest my 8,000,000 dollars in --- "May your road lead you to warm sands." "May the earth beneath your feet be always soft." <cite>xsouljah posted [p:925425188] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>Wonder what I'd invest my 8,000,000 dollars in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lordofmud 07/31/19 10:18:04 AM #10:	I'm gonna need that ass Roxy or I start talking. --- I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides <cite>lordofmud posted [p:925425703] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna need that ass Roxy or I start talking.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloofHermit 07/31/19 10:19:31 AM #11:	have sex with her --- Steam/PSN:AloofHermit http://error1355.com/ce/Gunpo.html <cite>AloofHermit posted [p:925425750] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>have sex with her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xsouljah 07/31/19 10:20:05 AM #12:	lordofmud posted... I'm gonna need that ass Roxy or I start talking. AloofHermit posted... have sex with her So you both want to fuck your hypothetical daughter? --- "May your road lead you to warm sands." "May the earth beneath your feet be always soft." <cite>xsouljah posted [p:925425775] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>lordofmud posted...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna need that ass Roxy or I start talking.</quote> AloofHermit posted...</cite> <quote>have sex with her</quote> So you both want to fuck your hypothetical daughter?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 07/31/19 10:53:40 AM #13:	I keep my cool and go through with it then have a really good laugh later --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:925427039] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>I keep my cool and go through with it then have a really good laugh later</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimjimfizzle 07/31/19 11:07:52 AM #14:	xsouljah posted... lordofmud posted... I'm gonna need that ass Roxy or I start talking. AloofHermit posted... have sex with her So you both want to fuck your hypothetical daughter? I want to have a threesome with there hypothetical daughters also with my hypothetical daughter --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. <cite>slimjimfizzle posted [p:925427554] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>xsouljah posted...</cite> <quote>lordofmud posted...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna need that ass Roxy or I start talking.</quote> AloofHermit posted...</cite> <quote>have sex with her</quote> So you both want to fuck your hypothetical daughter?</quote> I want to have a threesome with there hypothetical daughters also with my hypothetical daughter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 07/31/19 11:26:39 AM #15:	Ilishe posted... I keep my cool and go through with it then have a really good laugh later --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:925428276] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ilishe posted...</cite> <quote>I keep my cool and go through with it then have a really good laugh later</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 07/31/19 12:18:06 PM #16:	First I would be very disappointed as I didnt raise my hypothetical non existent daughter to do things like this! Second who the hell is Trish? We never talked of a Trish! Since your imaginary conception you have been in an arranged marriage to Roxane Rolls the girl with the 12 inch tongue that they can make it do crazy things. Third in this nonsensical land of make believe that all this is happening in we use 8 million dollars to wipe our asses why would I want to lose a daughter I have never known her entire made up life for toilet paper money?! I turn her ass in for tax fraud and since I am rich and nothing makes sense in the gogo fancy pants nonsensical make believe hypothetical non existent world they give her the chair. ~~It looks lovely in her new home~~ --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:925430474] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>First I would be very disappointed as I didnt raise my hypothetical non existent daughter to do things like this! Second who the hell is Trish? We never talked of a Trish! Since your imaginary conception you have been in an arranged marriage to Roxane Rolls the girl with the 12 inch tongue that they can make it do crazy things. Third in this nonsensical land of make believe that all this is happening in we use 8 million dollars to wipe our asses why would I want to lose a daughter I have never known her entire made up life for toilet paper money?! I turn her ass in for tax fraud and since I am rich and nothing makes sense in the gogo fancy pants nonsensical make believe hypothetical non existent world they give her the chair. It looks lovely in her new home</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 07/31/19 12:33:13 PM #17:	xsouljah posted... Wonder what I'd invest my 8,000,000 dollars in --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:925431125] in Your react... [t:77901713]...</cite> <quote>xsouljah posted...</cite> <quote>Wonder what I'd invest my 8,000,000 dollars in</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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