Current Events > As an "unskilled" middle class American, I can't to move to Germany.

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Istism 07/30/19 9:49:00 AM #1:	So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips? <cite>Istism posted [p:925375176] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 07/30/19 9:50:47 AM #2:	This is certainly a July 2019 account topic. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:925375254] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>This is certainly a July 2019 account topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
justaguy3492 07/30/19 9:52:07 AM #3:	Making an alt just to shitpost this? That's pretty sad tbh. --- Gt: justaguy3492 <cite>justaguy3492 posted [p:925375305] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Making an alt just to shitpost this? That's pretty sad tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 07/30/19 9:52:16 AM #4:	I can since I have dual citizenship biiiiiitch --- "Why are you putting someone on blast in your sig? Isn't that bullying another user? You should be ashamed." - Spritelimit <cite>MrK3V posted [p:925375313] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>I can since I have dual citizenship biiiiiitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaBreakfast 07/30/19 9:53:17 AM #5:	Hilarious stuff tc! --- https://imgur.com/nGZeEqw Do you really think you can beat me? <cite>NinjaBreakfast posted [p:925375360] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Hilarious stuff tc!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Istism 07/30/19 9:54:17 AM #6:	Heineken14 posted... This is certainly a July 2019 account topic. justaguy3492 posted... Making an alt just to shitpost this? That's pretty sad tbh. Thanks for being useless. Does anyone intelligent have any suggestions? I'd have to legally renounce any other citizenship so I would be officially Somali, but do you think Germany would think twice about taking me since I'm white? <cite>Istism posted [p:925375396] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted...</cite> <quote>This is certainly a July 2019 account topic.</quote> justaguy3492 posted...</cite> <quote>Making an alt just to shitpost this? That's pretty sad tbh.</quote> Thanks for being useless. Does anyone intelligent have any suggestions? I'd have to legally renounce any other citizenship so I would be officially Somali, but do you think Germany would think twice about taking me since I'm white?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 07/30/19 9:56:11 AM #7:	Istism posted... Does anyone intelligent have any suggestions? I'd have to legally renounce any other citizenship so I would be officially Somali, but do you think Germany would think twice about taking me since I'm white? Yep. A July 2019 account indeed. --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:925375474] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Istism posted... </cite> <quote>Does anyone intelligent have any suggestions? I'd have to legally renounce any other citizenship so I would be officially Somali, but do you think Germany would think twice about taking me since I'm white?</quote> Yep. A July 2019 account indeed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 07/30/19 9:56:36 AM #8:	This reads like something my grandmother would have sent back in 1998 in a RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: email chain --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:925375488] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>This reads like something my grandmother would have sent back in 1998 in a RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: email chain</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Istism 07/30/19 9:58:49 AM #9:	pinky0926 posted... This reads like something my grandmother would have sent back in 1998 in a RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: email chain Yeah, it's like the Nigerian prince scam except I'm going to be a somali citizen and scam Germany. <cite>Istism posted [p:925375589] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>This reads like something my grandmother would have sent back in 1998 in a RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: email chain</quote> Yeah, it's like the Nigerian prince scam except I'm going to be a somali citizen and scam Germany.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asagi_mode_gone 07/30/19 10:02:49 AM #10:	Istism posted... pinky0926 posted... This reads like something my grandmother would have sent back in 1998 in a RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: email chain Yeah, it's like the Nigerian prince scam except I'm going to be a somali citizen and scam Germany. Wouldn't it be easier to just be rich and scam Germany that way? <cite>asagi_mode_gone posted [p:925375751] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Istism posted...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>This reads like something my grandmother would have sent back in 1998 in a RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: email chain</quote> Yeah, it's like the Nigerian prince scam except I'm going to be a somali citizen and scam Germany.</quote> Wouldn't it be easier to just be rich and scam Germany that way?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YokoGeri 07/30/19 10:10:16 AM #11:	Istism posted... So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips? I pointed out the ideological ties of the garlic festival shooter and the mods went postal on me. This guy posted this and... nothing. Makes you think <cite>YokoGeri posted [p:925376060] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Istism posted...</cite> <quote>So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips?</quote> I pointed out the ideological ties of the garlic festival shooter and the mods went postal on me. This guy posted this and... nothing. Makes you think</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 07/30/19 10:12:22 AM #12:	YokoGeri posted... Istism posted... So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips? I pointed out the ideological ties of the garlic festival shooter and the mods went postal on me. This guy posted this and... nothing. Makes you think Nothing to think about, mods are extremely biased. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:925376147] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>YokoGeri posted...</cite> <quote>Istism posted...</cite> <quote>So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips?</quote> I pointed out the ideological ties of the garlic festival shooter and the mods went postal on me. This guy posted this and... nothing. Makes you think</quote> Nothing to think about, mods are extremely biased.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YokoGeri 07/30/19 10:22:41 AM #13:	Ilishe posted... YokoGeri posted... Istism posted... So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips? I pointed out the ideological ties of the garlic festival shooter and the mods went postal on me. This guy posted this and... nothing. Makes you think Nothing to think about, mods are extremely biased. yup <cite>YokoGeri posted [p:925376567] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted...</cite> <quote>YokoGeri posted...</cite> <quote>Istism posted...</cite> <quote>So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips?</quote> I pointed out the ideological ties of the garlic festival shooter and the mods went postal on me. This guy posted this and... nothing. Makes you think</quote> Nothing to think about, mods are extremely biased.</quote> yup</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 07/30/19 10:31:26 AM #14:	YokoGeri posted... Ilishe posted... YokoGeri posted... Istism posted... So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips? I pointed out the ideological ties of the garlic festival shooter and the mods went postal on me. This guy posted this and... nothing. Makes you think Nothing to think about, mods are extremely biased. yup You guys REALLY need to censor this shit? No really, what exactly has you guys ruffled? --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:925376924] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>YokoGeri posted...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted...</cite> <quote>YokoGeri posted...</cite> <quote>Istism posted...</cite> <quote>So my plan is to immigrate to Somalia, attain citizenship (literally just pay someone in government a c note) and then claim asylum. Does anyone have any tips?</quote> I pointed out the ideological ties of the garlic festival shooter and the mods went postal on me. This guy posted this and... nothing. Makes you think</quote> Nothing to think about, mods are extremely biased.</quote> yup</quote> You guys REALLY need to censor this shit? No really, what exactly has you guys ruffled?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 07/30/19 10:34:23 AM #15:	I mean, the fact that there's someone ON CE who did what TC says can't be done in his topic title is a testament to how much thought went into this topic --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:925377046] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>I mean, the fact that there's someone ON CE who did what TC says can't be done in his topic title is a testament to how much thought went into this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/30/19 11:04:03 AM #16:	Glad I'm a certified tradesman --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:925378392] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Glad I'm a certified tradesman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
asagi_mode_gone 07/30/19 11:05:11 AM #17:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... Glad I'm a certified tradesman American certified. Depending on what trade, that's a liability. <cite>asagi_mode_gone posted [p:925378430] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote>Glad I'm a certified tradesman</quote> American certified. Depending on what trade, that's a liability.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Istism 07/30/19 11:07:29 AM #18:	teepan95 posted... I mean, the fact that there's someone ON CE who did what TC says can't be done in his topic title is a testament to how much thought went into this topic You're telling me an unskilled worker gained citizenship in Germany without being rich? Can you tag him? <cite>Istism posted [p:925378530] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>I mean, the fact that there's someone ON CE who did what TC says can't be done in his topic title is a testament to how much thought went into this topic</quote> You're telling me an unskilled worker gained citizenship in Germany without being rich? Can you tag him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 07/30/19 11:12:52 AM #19:	Istism posted... teepan95 posted... I mean, the fact that there's someone ON CE who did what TC says can't be done in his topic title is a testament to how much thought went into this topic You're telling me an unskilled worker gained citizenship in Germany without being rich? Can you tag him? Don't move the goalposts. He is currently living in Germany, and is planning to start studying there soon --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:925378771] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote><cite>Istism posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> I mean, the fact that there's someone ON CE who did what TC says can't be done in his topic title is a testament to how much thought went into this topic</quote> You're telling me an unskilled worker gained citizenship in Germany without being rich? Can you tag him?</quote> Don't move the goalposts. He is currently living in Germany, and is planning to start studying there soon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Istism 07/30/19 11:41:57 AM #20:	No goalposts have been moved, is he an unskilled American white man who has permanent residence in Germany? <cite>Istism posted [p:925380122] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>No goalposts have been moved, is he an unskilled American white man who has permanent residence in Germany?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 07/30/19 11:44:47 AM #21:	Love when incels who have never been to Germany or even left their home state think they know anything about what theyre talking about --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:925380261] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Love when incels who have never been to Germany or even left their home state think they know anything about what theyre talking about</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Istism 07/30/19 11:46:58 AM #22:	RebelElite791 posted... Love when incels who have never been to Germany or even left their home state think they know anything about what theyre talking about You'd think if I hated immigrants I wouldn't want to move to one of the most immigrant friendly nations on Earth huh? This isn't about hating immigrants, this is about moving to a country that won't take me unless I get a doctorate in theoretical physics or I'm a refugee, and option two is much easier. <cite>Istism posted [p:925380359] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote>Love when incels who have never been to Germany or even left their home state think they know anything about what theyre talking about</quote> You'd think if I hated immigrants I wouldn't want to move to one of the most immigrant friendly nations on Earth huh? This isn't about hating immigrants, this is about moving to a country that won't take me unless I get a doctorate in theoretical physics or I'm a refugee, and option two is much easier.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 07/30/19 11:51:08 AM #23:	Istism posted... You'd think if I hated immigrants Huh, don't recall saying that. But thanks for spelling it out for us all. And no, pretty sure you don't need a doctorate in theoretical physics to move to Germany. Sorry pal, maybe you're just illiterate. --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:925380550] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Istism posted...</cite> <quote>You'd think if I hated immigrants</quote> Huh, don't recall saying that. But thanks for spelling it out for us all. And no, pretty sure you don't need a doctorate in theoretical physics to move to Germany. Sorry pal, maybe you're just illiterate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Istism 07/30/19 12:04:28 PM #24:	Sorry I misread your post but it's a good thing I got it out of the way because I can already tell you're the kind of person that would being that up. Please tell me kind sir how an unskilled American worker can get permanent residency in Germany then. Because from my research without already being a EU citizen or being being an already rich student/entreprenuer my best bet is to seek asylum. <cite>Istism posted [p:925381162] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Sorry I misread your post but it's a good thing I got it out of the way because I can already tell you're the kind of person that would being that up. Please tell me kind sir how an unskilled American worker can get permanent residency in Germany then. Because from my research without already being a EU citizen or being being an already rich student/entreprenuer my best bet is to seek asylum.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Math Murderer 07/30/19 12:36:03 PM #25:	Some ideas that came to mind: 1. Marry a German / EU citizen? 2. Do you speak German? If so, apply for any job in Germany that you feel qualified for. 3. What exactly do you mean by "unskilled"? Skills are varied and not necessarily tied to a higher education degree. --- Erfurt Indigos (3-3) - Last: L 10-12 at Leipzig Lions - Next: 08/18 vs. Leipzig Lions Carolina Panthers - Next: 08/08 at Chicago Bears (preseason) <cite>Math Murderer posted [p:925382500] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>Some ideas that came to mind: 1. Marry a German / EU citizen? 2. Do you speak German? If so, apply for any job in Germany that you feel qualified for. 3. What exactly do you mean by "unskilled"? Skills are varied and not necessarily tied to a higher education degree.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YokoGeri 07/30/19 12:52:57 PM #26:	RebelElite791 posted... Love when incels who have never been to Germany or even left their home state think they know anything about what theyre talking about <cite>YokoGeri posted [p:925383302] in As an &quo... [t:77900947]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote>Love when incels who have never been to Germany or even left their home state think they know anything about what theyre talking about</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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