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Darmik
07/29/19 11:13:01 PM
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https://tinyurl.com/y3lkc4l8

Remembering the late nights of cramming for school exams is enough to send most of us into a hot sweat.

But one 13-year-old boy will probably forever nightmares until the end of time about his inventive study technique.

The young teen was so keen to stay awake and get his homework completed, he decided to shun the usual option of drinking copious amounts of caffeine and instead inflict excruciating pain on himself.

And he did so by inserting a 10cm acupuncture needle into his penis to stop himself falling asleep.

His bizarre and desperate technique has been revealed after the wince-inducing photos of the needle inside his manhood were released by Xian Childrens Hospital.

The teen, who has not been named, was said to have struggled with walking after the incident, with his mum reportedly telling local media he was walking unusually slowly.

It was 15 hours before he revealed to his parents what actually happened.

He was walking unusually slowly, so I told him to speed up, but he kept walking slowly, she said. He finally said: Mum, I have to tell you something. I kept falling asleep while doing homework, so I tried to wake myself up by putting a needle up my urethra.

I asked him why he hadnt told me sooner, and he said: I tried to tell you earlier, but I didnt know how to.

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hockeybub89
07/29/19 11:16:19 PM
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Darmik
07/29/19 11:16:51 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
fucking why


I kept falling asleep while doing homework, so I tried to wake myself up by putting a needle up my urethra.

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LostForest
07/29/19 11:16:58 PM
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Expected Japan.

Got Australia.

Huh.

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Monkhood
07/29/19 11:17:23 PM
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why post this
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Duncanwii
07/29/19 11:18:09 PM
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LostForest posted...
Expected Japan.

Got Australia.

Huh.

Its China.
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NeonOctopus
07/29/19 11:20:40 PM
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EnvoyOfTheLight
07/29/19 11:21:51 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
LostForest posted...
Expected Japan.

Got Australia.

Huh.

Its China.


China is the Australia of Japan?
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shnangyboos
07/29/19 11:21:54 PM
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Now everyone's gonna call him needle dick.
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au_gold
07/29/19 11:22:58 PM
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Fuck.
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YokoGeri
07/29/19 11:24:53 PM
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Darmik posted...
https://tinyurl.com/y3lkc4l8

Remembering the late nights of cramming for school exams is enough to send most of us into a hot sweat.

But one 13-year-old boy will probably forever nightmares until the end of time about his inventive study technique.

The young teen was so keen to stay awake and get his homework completed, he decided to shun the usual option of drinking copious amounts of caffeine and instead inflict excruciating pain on himself.

And he did so by inserting a 10cm acupuncture needle into his penis to stop himself falling asleep.

His bizarre and desperate technique has been revealed after the wince-inducing photos of the needle inside his manhood were released by Xian Childrens Hospital.

The teen, who has not been named, was said to have struggled with walking after the incident, with his mum reportedly telling local media he was walking unusually slowly.

It was 15 hours before he revealed to his parents what actually happened.

He was walking unusually slowly, so I told him to speed up, but he kept walking slowly, she said. He finally said: Mum, I have to tell you something. I kept falling asleep while doing homework, so I tried to wake myself up by putting a needle up my urethra.

I asked him why he hadnt told me sooner, and he said: I tried to tell you earlier, but I didnt know how to.


I call bullshit. He must have a fetish or something
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ModLogic
07/29/19 11:25:43 PM
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FortuneCookie
07/29/19 11:27:52 PM
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I had a camera stuck down the shaft of my penis once. It's a sensation I haven't forgotten.
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/29/19 11:29:54 PM
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Expected China.

Got China.

I mean isn't that where that kid stuck ball bearings up his wang too?
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MagnusDJL
07/29/19 11:32:45 PM
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Imagine failing your HW after doing that.
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Fossil
07/29/19 11:41:50 PM
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lol what a stupid kid.
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slimjimfizzle
07/29/19 11:45:55 PM
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Rookie. I do that for fun not homework

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AdmiralStiff
07/29/19 11:59:43 PM
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WxoSxFd
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Xatrion
07/30/19 12:09:36 AM
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Black wyvern, is that you?
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FL81
07/30/19 12:32:12 AM
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Smashingpmkns
07/30/19 12:33:07 AM
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Expected China tbh. Their education system is competitive af.
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KILBOTz
07/30/19 12:36:58 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
Now everyone's gonna call him needle dick.


Nice.

But yeah this is bullshit. He was wanting to put a needle up his dick, it got stuck and this was his best excuse after thinking about it for 15 hours.
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Darkrobotisback
07/30/19 12:38:11 AM
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Reminds me of that chick who thought it be a good idea to let a octopus attach their suckers on her face. Octopus could of easily ripped off her face

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Crazyman93
07/30/19 12:42:29 AM
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Darmik posted...
And he did so by inserting a 10cm acupuncture needle into his penis to stop himself falling asleep.

*high pitched scream of pain* EUGH!
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Machete
07/30/19 12:43:49 AM
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Today I was reminded of a story I read in which some Chinese boy shoved a bunch of magnetic balls up his penis and they went all the way up into his bladder and he needed emergency surgery. The reminder was not this topic. It was something else. Just wanted to say that.
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Machete
07/30/19 12:58:55 AM
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Revnir posted...
What keywords did you search to find that article?


I didn't search. I read it initially months ago but was reminded today because a co worker had a random container of magnetic balls
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Tsukasa1891
07/30/19 12:59:24 AM
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JimCarrysToe
07/30/19 1:01:27 AM
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Expected africa
Got ohio

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Machete
07/30/19 1:08:16 AM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Expected africa
Got ohio


I expected China. I think you were closer >:/
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