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calimelee
07/28/19 7:17:17 PM
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You're having sex doggy style and then you get a whiff of her stinky butt crack and it ruins your boner. I asked her to switch to cowgirl position because i couldn't stand the smell
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MasterGakke
07/28/19 7:18:48 PM
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Why are your nostrils near her brown eye during doggy? No judgy I'll eat them groceries myself if they're fresh, but what are you doing?
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QuantumTheory
07/28/19 7:19:19 PM
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I insist the people I have sex with dont smell and preferably have a shower before we sex.
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AloofHermit
07/28/19 7:19:43 PM
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just breathe with ur mouth
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No_U_L7
07/28/19 7:20:19 PM
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i've had a girl's anus stain my white shirt brown during doggy...that thing was a $130 custom made shirt so i was pissed

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary
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au_gold
07/28/19 7:20:54 PM
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That just gets me going even more.
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MabusIncarnate
07/28/19 7:21:04 PM
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You are banging the wrong chicks if you are getting a strong enough ass smell from up there to make you want to stop.

Go with chicks that aren't nasty.
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Evening_Dragon
07/28/19 7:21:18 PM
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Never happened, cause why would you sleep with some literally nasty ass.
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Shablagoo
07/28/19 7:22:01 PM
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i dont have sex with stank-booty people. tell her to wash herself wtf lol

No_U_L7 posted...
i always prefer missionary

we knew that
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CantSeeForMiles
07/28/19 7:22:56 PM
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It happened to me once. it was disgusting.
au_gold posted...
That just gets me going even more.

you have a scat fetish?
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BobanMarjanovic
07/28/19 7:23:28 PM
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au_gold posted...
That just gets me going even more.

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Vol2tex
07/28/19 7:28:07 PM
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It happened to me, I switched to a different position after a while
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Patty_Fleur
07/28/19 7:29:18 PM
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WTF at this topic
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/28/19 7:29:30 PM
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Nah, definitely not.

There's been stenches but nothing like that.
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EnragedSlith
07/28/19 7:30:37 PM
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My gf farted while I was going down on her once. More than one girl has pissed during sex. Shit happens.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/28/19 7:31:52 PM
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QuantumTheory posted...
preferably have a shower before we sex.

You're missing out on some good stuff
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AdmiralStiff
07/28/19 7:39:35 PM
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calimelee posted...
You're having sex doggy style

No
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FF_Redux
07/28/19 7:48:43 PM
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Offworlder1
07/28/19 7:54:32 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
WTF at this topic

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Turbam
07/28/19 7:57:08 PM
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My weenie gets harder when I get a whiff of buttcrack :V
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TheBlueMonk_
07/28/19 7:58:04 PM
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No but sometimes I'll smell the condom and I hate how they smell
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voldothegr8
07/28/19 8:00:47 PM
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It happens from time to time, never enough to kill my boner though
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KillerKhan420
07/28/19 8:03:13 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
i've had a girl's anus stain my white shirt brown during doggy...that thing was a $130 custom made shirt so i was pissed

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary


If you can't see, you need to lose some weight. Either that or it's a teeny one if you keep slipping out. You screw some nasty women if her anus is that exposed to stain your shirt.

I can always see what's going on down there, it's beautiful and I love when it winks.
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No_U_L7
07/28/19 8:05:27 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
i've had a girl's anus stain my white shirt brown during doggy...that thing was a $130 custom made shirt so i was pissed

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary


If you can't see, you need to lose some weight. Either that or it's a teeny one if you keep slipping out. You screw some nasty women if her anus is that exposed to stain your shirt.

I can always see what's going on down there, it's beautiful and I love when it winks.


It's a tough angle to see, and yes I'm on the smaller side
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Shablagoo
07/28/19 8:31:26 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
My gf farted while I was going down on her once. More than one girl has pissed during sex. Shit happens.

Even girls uhh...juices... contain a percentage of urine.
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Evening_Dragon
07/28/19 8:40:09 PM
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Natural lube does not contain urine, unless you mean "squirters".
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SoundNetwork
07/28/19 8:49:18 PM
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Doggy is for underaged children/animals

If you like doggy you're either underaged or an animal
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pauIie
07/28/19 8:52:07 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
My gf farted while I was going down on her once.

i've had this happen lol
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KillerKhan420
07/28/19 8:53:10 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
i've had a girl's anus stain my white shirt brown during doggy...that thing was a $130 custom made shirt so i was pissed

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary


If you can't see, you need to lose some weight. Either that or it's a teeny one if you keep slipping out. You screw some nasty women if her anus is that exposed to stain your shirt.

I can always see what's going on down there, it's beautiful and I love when it winks.


That doesn't explain how her rectum was that exposed to ruin your shirt. Either she was very bony and skinny and didn't have an ass, or it's just a huge protruding asshole that looks like an orangutans
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RebelElite791
07/28/19 8:53:15 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
i've had a girl's anus stain my white shirt brown during doggy...that thing was a $130 custom made shirt so i was pissed

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary

Not only are your stories fake but you include anecdotes that suggest a much smaller than average penis and a stunning inability to perform. Its great
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Wetterdew
07/28/19 8:54:21 PM
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This is why people should use bidets.
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stone
07/28/19 8:55:51 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
i've had a girl's anus stain my white shirt brown during doggy...that thing was a $130 custom made shirt so i was pissed

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary

Not only are your stories fake but you include anecdotes that suggest a much smaller than average penis and a stunning inability to perform. Its great

No wonder he can't pick up chicks, despite allegedly being a pick up artist.
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PoopPotato
07/28/19 8:56:13 PM
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You guys don't go balls deep during doggy? That's how you get anus kisses on your belly.
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Shablagoo
07/28/19 9:13:24 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Natural lube does not contain urine, unless you mean "squirters".

oh yeah, that is what i mean
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pauIie
07/28/19 9:17:45 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
You guys don't go balls deep during doggy? That's how you get anus kisses on your belly.

not sure is this anatomy works out
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Hairy-man
07/28/19 9:19:49 PM
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Yes its happened to me a lot. You gotta try and breathe through your mouth but that just makes you lose focus.
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Solid Snake07
07/28/19 9:21:56 PM
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No, sex has a smell.

Unless her ass is just super gnarly, in which case why am I having sex with this pig?
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Agnostic420
07/28/19 9:34:07 PM
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Man I had a second date with a girl and bent her over.. and it was terrifying and dark brown and spotted like.. like ginger skin pigments but just around her asshole..

Literally faked a phone call and sent her on her way and never talked to her again. I did have her send me a pizza once but that was that.
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No_U_L7
07/28/19 9:41:24 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
i've had a girl's anus stain my white shirt brown during doggy...that thing was a $130 custom made shirt so i was pissed

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary


If you can't see, you need to lose some weight. Either that or it's a teeny one if you keep slipping out. You screw some nasty women if her anus is that exposed to stain your shirt.

I can always see what's going on down there, it's beautiful and I love when it winks.


That doesn't explain how her rectum was that exposed to ruin your shirt. Either she was very bony and skinny and didn't have an ass, or it's just a huge protruding asshole that looks like an orangutans


I have no clue, probably the first one. I didnt notice the stain til after
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No_U_L7
07/28/19 9:42:20 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
i've had a girl's anus stain my white shirt brown during doggy...that thing was a $130 custom made shirt so i was pissed

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary

Not only are your stories fake but you include anecdotes that suggest a much smaller than average penis and a stunning inability to perform. Its great


I think you mean realistic. I'm technically above average since the average is 5.1 inches. I can have problems performing sometimes, just like most guys
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Jiek_Fafn
07/28/19 9:53:27 PM
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Yes but it's not always butt crack. I just dont like the smell of some girls vag. They all have some kind of scent but certain ones smell good to me while others not.

Also I cant get a good angle for me with doggy unless I like ram her face into the matress and pin her shoulders down. Some girls are very into that while others hate it. I cant get good under dong stimulation otherwise.
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FightingJester
07/28/19 9:56:34 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...

i hate doggy anyway, i can't see what's going on down there and i always slip out. terrible view, i can't see her boobs or her face. i always prefer missionary


Lololol.
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BigTee66
07/28/19 10:05:43 PM
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Never happened to me
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RebelElite791
07/28/19 10:26:14 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
I think you mean realistic. I'm technically above average since the average is 5.1 inches. I can have problems performing sometimes, just like most guys

We all know you've never had sex, but if you're "slipping out" during doggy, you're either tiny or don't know how to fuck.
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No_U_L7
07/28/19 10:27:11 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
We all know you've never had sex, but if you're "slipping out" during doggy, you're either tiny or don't know how to fuck.


i don't see the need to body shame

i'm 5.5 inches, the average is 5.1 inches
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Shablagoo
07/28/19 10:32:01 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
We all know you've never had sex, but if you're "slipping out" during doggy, you're either tiny or don't know how to fuck.


i don't see the need to body shame

i'm 5.5 inches, the average is 5.1 inches

Im 9 inches
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RebelElite791
07/28/19 10:32:09 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
We all know you've never had sex, but if you're "slipping out" during doggy, you're either tiny or don't know how to fuck.


i don't see the need to body shame

i'm 5.5 inches, the average is 5.1 inches

RebelElite791 posted...
We all know you've never had sex, but if you're "slipping out" during doggy, you're either tiny or don't know how to fuck.

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