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LostForest 07/08/19 10:43:09 PM #1: |
She's very health-conscious and we all know garlic is very good for you. However she takes it too far and eats 5 cloves of raw garlic every single morning and thus more or less permanently smells like garlic/has garlic breath.
You can't stop her from eating them, and you can't magically prevent the ensuing garlic aura she inherits. She gets insulted if you try to offer her breath mints. She pays for the garlic, and you can have some if you like, but you don't have to if you don't want. As a bonus, she gets sick very rarely because of the garlic. Well CE? Do you go for it? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LostForest 07/09/19 2:15:26 PM #2: |
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TeaMilk 07/09/19 2:20:25 PM #3: |
Are you the guy who likes stinky girls or am I remembering wrong
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Holy_Pumpkin 07/09/19 2:21:12 PM #4: |
yes and further develop a stink fetish
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Mistere Man 07/09/19 2:22:26 PM #5: |
As a garlic vampire I see nothing wrong here.
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OwlRammer 07/09/19 2:22:59 PM #6: |
well I have always had a fear of vampires...
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DK9292 07/09/19 2:24:40 PM #7: |
Does she occasionally go "WAHAHA I'MMA GONNA WIN" in a heavy italian accent?
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ToadallyAwesome 07/09/19 2:27:56 PM #8: |
I mean if she is the perfect girl and thats the only downside? Bring on the fucking garlic
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Umbreon 07/09/19 2:38:26 PM #9: |
DK9292 posted...
Does she occasionally go "WAHAHA I'MMA GONNA WIN" in a heavy italian accent? Glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IHeartRadiation 07/09/19 3:00:06 PM #10: |
I throw Cup-a-spell in my own face every now and then, her garlic magic is no match.
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SoundNetwork 07/09/19 3:03:50 PM #11: |
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SquantoZ 07/09/19 3:05:34 PM #12: |
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MrToothHasYou 07/09/19 3:07:53 PM #13: |
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PrettyBoyFloyd 07/09/19 3:13:26 PM #14: |
No different than cigarette or alcohol breath.
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LostForest 07/09/19 3:18:39 PM #15: |
TeaMilk posted...
Are you the guy who likes stinky girls or am I remembering wrong Nah, that's me. Though personally garlic breath isn't particularly something I'm into. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 07/09/19 3:20:04 PM #16: |
So, the perfect girl then?
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