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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:11:33 PM #1: |
@No_U_L7
Conversation went thus so far: her: some random song video on youtube out of nowhere, but it had the word Celtic in it me: [pic of Celtic cross] her: I KNEW you were a man of faith. You've got layers. me: like an onion, lol:) her: See the tears? Onion. how do i proceed? --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 07/07/19 11:12:59 PM #2: |
Put your hands on your hips and thrust in her direction while stomping your left foot.
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:14:31 PM #3: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Put your hands on your hips and thrust in her direction while stomping your left foot. While that is excellent advice, I mean over messenger (FB). Is she into me or am I kidding myself? --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orlando_Jordan 07/07/19 11:16:11 PM #4: |
Shablagoo posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...Put your hands on your hips and thrust in her direction while stomping your left foot. If you have to ask, you're already in the friendzone. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 07/07/19 11:17:15 PM #5: |
You should have just kept going with the flow instead of this long absence as now they are cold and bored of you.
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:17:20 PM #6: |
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Shablagoo posted...MabusIncarnate posted...Put your hands on your hips and thrust in her direction while stomping your left foot. smh, wise words from da orlanno jordie, tank u friend --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:17:55 PM #7: |
Mistere Man posted...
You should have just kept going with the flow instead of this long absence as now they are cold and bored of you. shoot --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/07/19 11:18:13 PM #8: |
depends on what your goal is. build banter? ask her out?
it depends on what your relationship with her is. i usually try to have just enough banter but move fast and get her out ASAP. if you just want the "clever" flirty response, it's: those may just be tears of joy...i tend to have that effect on girls, sorry! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orlando_Jordan 07/07/19 11:19:07 PM #9: |
No_U_L7 posted...
depends on what your goal is. build banter? ask her out? Damn, that's a good line. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 07/07/19 11:21:18 PM #10: |
You misused the Shrek joke, once you did that she lost all interest in you.
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:22:18 PM #11: |
lmao i used dat fucking exact line except changed girls to women because she is maybe like 20 yrs older than me.
lets see if dis PUA stuff works, friends. And if it does, plz keep feeding me lines @No_U_L7 --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:22:55 PM #12: |
Damn_Underscore posted...
You misused the Shrek joke, once you did that she lost all interest in you. lmaoooo my line without help was gonna be something like, glad i could be kin to Shrek --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:23:41 PM #13: |
lmao i must be stupid for using dat fucking line lmfaoooo
--- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KID VID 07/07/19 11:25:23 PM #14: |
Quick, send a dick pic before it's too late!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:25:40 PM #15: |
@No_U_L7 what da f does this mean
OH. Whattttt everrrrrrr. I'm and Xer. and how should I respond? --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:26:16 PM #16: |
KID VID posted...
Quick, send a dick pic before it's too late! crap did i miss da deadline!? :/ --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orlando_Jordan 07/07/19 11:28:25 PM #17: |
Shablagoo posted...
@No_U_L7 what da f does this meanOH. Whattttt everrrrrrr. I'm and Xer. Would CHAD keep coming here asking for lines to say? Just hit on her. Either she's interested, or she isn't. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:29:21 PM #18: |
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Shablagoo posted...@No_U_L7 what da f does this meanOH. Whattttt everrrrrrr. I'm and Xer. I feel u orlannoe but @No_U_L7 s line worked apparently and im not good at dis --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/07/19 11:31:05 PM #19: |
Shablagoo posted...
@No_U_L7 what da f does this meanOH. Whattttt everrrrrrr. I'm and Xer. Shes saying shes generation X, implying shes too old for you. It's a shit test you have to pass. W.o knowing your relationship with her, it's tough to engineer a text. Something similar to "you always struck me as the cougar type", "I could always use a new sugar mama" or "age is just a number" But those can backfire depending on her personality or if there has been 0 flirting prior to this to set the stage --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 07/07/19 11:31:40 PM #20: |
I think shes saying shes a generation xer in response to calling her a girl. You mentioned shes 20 years your senior too so.
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MabusIncarnate 07/07/19 11:33:08 PM #21: |
Okay, lay your dick over the top of your wrist and take a pic, send it to her with the caption "Is it time to fuck?!"
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:35:30 PM #22: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Shablagoo posted...@No_U_L7 what da f does this meanOH. Whattttt everrrrrrr. I'm and Xer. so basically she approached me on the street near a bridge like a year or 2 ago. I think she might be psychotic but that doesnt matter because I am as well. Also when I talked to her she was apparently living in like one of the nicest if not the nicest buildings in my neighborhood. I really dont know her at all, is what Im trying to say. But this is kind of a fantasy that shes actually reaching out to me like this, tbh. So idk what to do. I might use one of those lines but idk if u have other suggestions with that scant info. Shes prolly not what typical CEmen would describe as fine but with her figure and personality Id like to get to know her better honestly. --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:35:53 PM #23: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Okay, lay your dick over the top of your wrist and take a pic, send it to her with the caption "Is it time to fuck?!" alright, mos def tryin dis --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:39:14 PM #24: |
help @No_U_L7 (sorry for spammin ur tag btw) as I understand time is of the utmost imprortance...
or is it? --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/07/19 11:39:36 PM #25: |
Shablagoo posted...
No_U_L7 posted...Shablagoo posted...@No_U_L7 what da f does this meanOH. Whattttt everrrrrrr. I'm and Xer. It's nearly impossible for you to be able to provide me with enough details for me to generate a text for you. I have the same issue with friends irl, I p much have to be there to have the perfect text. You essentially have to frame it as her liking younger guys/you liking older girls, that it's perfectly normal and do that while being non needy or sapping value. None or my texts are perfect...but I dont think they'll kill you. Probably better to go for it and take the risk with any of those 3 than underplay it and not show enough intent --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:41:52 PM #26: |
thanks for giving me the best you can with limited info. I said, you always struck me as the cougar type
--- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:42:40 PM #27: |
i feel like das a compliment cuz cougars are awesome felines
--- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:44:25 PM #28: |
yo if dis shit works noul7 will be a demigod in my mind forever.
--- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/07/19 11:53:37 PM #29: |
no response yet, she was replying like hotcakes before:/
--- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/07/19 11:55:52 PM #30: |
Shablagoo posted...
no response yet, she was replying like hotcakes before:/ Lol my bad... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 07/07/19 11:57:07 PM #31: |
Shablagoo posted...
no response yet, she was replying like hotcakes before:/ She is most likely like ![]() --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/08/19 12:02:56 AM #32: |
Mistere Man posted...
She is most likely like it's the danger of coming on too strong too fast. idk how much the TC was flirting with her before, so it's hard to adjust appropriately from a distance --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/08/19 12:05:01 AM #33: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Shablagoo posted...no response yet, she was replying like hotcakes before:/ Its all good lol, the first response you suggested worked out well. She might just be thinking; it doesnt say shes seen it yet. But either way it was worth the shot. --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masatofujimoto 07/08/19 12:05:41 AM #34: |
Show her your AMP.
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Shablagoo 07/08/19 12:07:00 AM #35: |
masatofujimoto posted...
Show her your AMP. Amazing Matzah Pizza --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DepreceV2 07/08/19 12:07:15 AM #36: |
Tag
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evil_zombie11 07/08/19 12:14:48 AM #37: |
How has no one asked the dude's age and how old the chick is yet?
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Mistere Man 07/08/19 12:23:58 AM #38: |
evil_zombie11 posted...
How has no one asked the dude's age and how old the chick is yet? Because we dont care? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evil_zombie11 07/08/19 12:29:42 AM #39: |
Mistere Man posted...
evil_zombie11 posted...How has no one asked the dude's age and how old the chick is yet? 20 year difference? wanted to know how old this lady really is. lol --- Well, what do you expect? I'm an evil zombie... https://imgur.com/Iqo9r37 <--- Me, I'm this guy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 07/08/19 12:32:55 AM #40: |
evil_zombie11 posted...
Mistere Man posted...evil_zombie11 posted...How has no one asked the dude's age and how old the chick is yet? Well then you ask if you are interested. Sorry not trying to sound like a jerk. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evil_zombie11 07/08/19 12:35:49 AM #41: |
Mistere Man posted...
evil_zombie11 posted...Mistere Man posted...evil_zombie11 posted...How has no one asked the dude's age and how old the chick is yet? It's all good. lol but yeah curious. --- Well, what do you expect? I'm an evil zombie... https://imgur.com/Iqo9r37 <--- Me, I'm this guy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/08/19 12:41:55 AM #42: |
she said:
Got THAT right. Wait till I share current scrit. "[redacted 3 word name] job posting." Male Slave Needed. " @No_U_L7 what do i say? _______ evil_zombie11 posted... How has no one asked the dude's age and how old the chick is yet? Im mid 20s shes like 45-60 but very fit. --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/08/19 12:53:00 AM #43: |
Shablagoo posted...
she said:Got THAT right. Wait till I share current scrit. "[redacted 3 word name] job posting." Male Slave Needed. " oh that's actually a perfect response, now she's buying into the fantasy and playing along. you will need to start closing for a date very soon. for now, just play along. "i think i saw your ad on craigslist when i was posting my "looking for: sugar mama" ad" it's good that she's buying in, but she's actually leaving you out of her fantasy...you gotta find a way to insert yourself back in and that was the best way i could think of --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Daffadilio 07/08/19 1:30:56 AM #44: |
I thought you were goin steady with someone wow the deception
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Shablagoo 07/08/19 2:13:38 AM #45: |
i posted da looking for sugar mama thing
Daffadilio posted... I thought you were goin steady with someone wow the deception no we are both involved in all of this --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 07/08/19 2:25:31 AM #46: |
i hope this topic delivers, good lick tc
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Shablagoo 07/08/19 2:30:41 AM #47: |
she said
You naughty boy. what should i say --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/08/19 2:33:52 AM #48: |
halp @No_U_L7
goosh i drunk --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/08/19 2:35:37 AM #49: |
im ready to say id really f u hard but i kno das not right @_Matchabuu_ halp
me --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/08/19 2:35:59 AM #50: |
Shablagoo posted...
she saidYou naughty boy. It's a done deal now. Ask her if shes adventurous. Then ask her how she feels about drinks with cute millenials. Then invite her out (3 separate texts, wait for her reply each time) --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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