Current Events > CE, how do you position yourself on a first date with a girl at a restaurant?

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No_U_L7
07/07/19 5:03:15 PM
#1:


curious what the public opinion is. yes, there is a "right" answer in terms of pick up, but i'll share that later after some responses

Key:
X=you and the girl (doesn't matter which is which in these scenarios)
O=table(s)

A.

X
OO
X

B.

OO
XX

C.

XOO
_X
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MasterGakke
07/07/19 5:04:18 PM
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I hang from the ceiling like spider man and go for the upside down kiss.
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AvlButtslam
07/07/19 5:06:49 PM
#3:


Block the doorway so she can't leave
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NeoShadowhen
07/07/19 5:35:07 PM
#4:


C is the right answer. This is pretty basic stuff.
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Shablagoo
07/07/19 5:37:08 PM
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D.

______________x

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Jiek_Fafn
07/07/19 5:37:41 PM
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MasterGakke posted...
I hang from the ceiling like spider man and go for the upside down kiss.

Strangely enough I came in to post this too.
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berlyman101
07/07/19 5:41:34 PM
#7:


A then bathroom break then B if it's a booth.
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Shablagoo
07/07/19 5:43:39 PM
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Crono99 posted...
First date: A
Second date: B

Third date: ;)
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TheAnthraxBunny
07/07/19 5:57:38 PM
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I always prefer A unless we're not alone.
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gp1829
07/07/19 6:03:13 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
I always prefer A unless we're not alone.


That's how normal people sit for sure.
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BigHentaiBoobie
07/07/19 6:04:56 PM
#12:


xoo
_oox
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SauI_Goodman
07/07/19 6:05:12 PM
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My preference

X
X
O
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No_U_L7
07/07/19 9:45:53 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
C is the right answer. This is pretty basic stuff.


C is my favorite position, you can lean in to whisper to each other, put your hand on her shoulder/leg when needed. Based off this topic, that isn't "basic" information though.

berlyman101 posted...
A then bathroom break then B if it's a booth.


that's acceptable but can be hit or miss, you really need to time it and play it well. however, if the first half the date is bad enough, you may not feel comfortable moving that close. if it's a loud restaurant, and you have to shout to each other, can't touch her, etc that can severely hamper the date

Crono99 posted...
First date: A
Second date: B


there may not be a second date if the first in a crappy A position doesn't go well. if you spend the first date shouting and mishearing each other over a cold hard table, she may chalk it up to a lack of chemistry and there will be no second date

SauI_Goodman posted...
My preference

X
X
O


haha, i wish...
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MabusIncarnate
07/07/19 9:48:06 PM
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I stand like an alpha, slam by nuts onto the table and tell her "This is what I bring to the party, take it or leave it, babe."

I then proceed to make sure everything the waiter does is wrong and reduce him to an insect under my foot.
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RescueBC
07/07/19 9:52:40 PM
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I position myself at home so that I dont have to deal with her bs. Then I play video games.
She usually texts about why I missed the date, so I make up some excuse and then make arrangements for our second date.
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MarqueeSeries
07/07/19 9:59:52 PM
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D: OwO what's this?
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PatrickMahomes
07/07/19 10:06:44 PM
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XXX
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