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mybbqrules
07/07/19 5:15:14 PM
#51:


Unknown5uspect posted...
I mean LTG is almost always wrong about any particular subject he decides to bring up so he's probably wrong here.


This. Here is a list of other things LTG believes to be truth.

1) He possesses "God Angel genes", which makes him better than regular people. He's literally referred to other people as "humans" like he isn't one.

2) He believes that he'll someday be a world famous actor akin to Will Smith despite spewing a neverending stream of racial and homophobic diarrhea out of his mouth during his streams where he cries about losing in video games, thus ensuring that the acting world will never touch him with a 10 foot pole.

3) That he is a powerful, famous influencer who people constantly "clout chase", despite pulling in 4 to 600 views per stream, most of whom are trolls who love to watch him cry and make clips of his rages to post online, most of which get more views than LTG's own clips.

4) That he is a heterosexual man, despite talking more about "BBC" in more detail than anyone else alive, and making threats against other men that he will have disciples hold them down while he jerks off in their mouths. You know, like straight guys do.

5) That he's not considered a clown by the FGC, who's commentators have done nothing but openly make fun of him while calling his matches at tournaments (that he loses in short order, having never once made it out of pools. LTG literally bragged once that he made the "Top 32" at a tournament)

6) That he's a badass who will totally fuck you up in public for talking shit, despite the fact that after he got his cheeks clapped 10-6 by Viscant in a game Viscant didn't play much, he then got called a bitch to his face, and backed down despite being a head taller than Viscant, who was giving him a death look as they were face to face. This also is the source of the famous "LTG washing Viscant's dick out of his mouth" quote.

I'm looking forward to the next 5 years with LTG. I'm eagerly awaiting the justifications he comes up with as to why he's still an alpha badass while he's 40 and crying about lag and "flowchart scrubs" in Street Fighter 7, while working part time at GNC slinging vitamins and e-begging his chat for the rest of his rent money.
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Skye Reynolds
07/07/19 5:15:56 PM
#52:


He can take that shit back right now. Jax was my main in Mortal Kombat 2.

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Ivynn
07/07/19 5:16:39 PM
#53:


Akuma is black
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Tyranthraxus
07/07/19 6:14:46 PM
#55:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Piplup_Sniper posted...
Is he right?

Depends

Is Lex Luthor in the Injustice games?

Only the first one
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/07/19 6:49:11 PM
#56:


KlRBEH posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Black Panther is cool

Black Panther really is cool af in MvCI, too bad he's trash

Yeah...
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LightningAce11
07/07/19 6:51:06 PM
#57:


Conflict posted...
mybbqrules posted...
making threats against other men that he will have disciples hold them down while he jerks off in their mouths


lmfao I remember that. That shit was too funny

You aren't really wrong about most of the stuff you say but I'm also a mod in his stream chat now so idk lol. I guess the way I saw it was, if you find someone entertaining enough (even in negative ways) that you view all their streams you might as well just be a fan.

How did you get to be a mod? How much did you donate?

Also, if he bans me pls unban.
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Ivynn
07/07/19 6:53:43 PM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
KlRBEH posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Black Panther is cool

Black Panther really is cool af in MvCI, too bad he's trash

Yeah...


Why y'all forgetting War Machine in the first MvC
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DifferentialEquation
07/07/19 7:02:05 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
4) That he is a heterosexual man, despite talking more about "BBC" in more detail than anyone else alive, and making threats against other men that he will have disciples hold them down while he jerks off in their mouths. You know, like straight guys do.


I like Low Tier God but I'll admit that this is one thing he is misinformed about, as he wouldn't need anyone to hold me down for this.
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/07/19 7:05:33 PM
#61:


Ivynn posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
KlRBEH posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Black Panther is cool

Black Panther really is cool af in MvCI, too bad he's trash

Yeah...


Why y'all forgetting War Machine in the first MvC

That kinda just slipped my mind. Probably because prior to the Marvel movies, I never realized that War Machine was black (I saw WM and IM less as people in suits, but just as flying robots, even though I knew they were human lol). But in my defense I never read Iron Man comics, and that was before you could just look anything up on the internet :<
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Tsuyoi3
07/08/19 2:06:38 AM
#62:


Meganekko posted...
Tsuyoi3 posted...
Arakune from Blazblue?

What

Look at him, completely black besides the mask!
...also kidding.
I know he's a trash bag full of bugs.

Also wow, didn't know all that about LTG...now I just pity the guy...
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Zombified_Toast
07/08/19 7:36:57 AM
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Dude even in the new Samurai Showdown there is Darli fuckin Dagger, the raddest of rad.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/08/19 8:14:14 AM
#64:


St0rmFury posted...
He's wrong.

I think Dudley is pretty cool.

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Chicken
07/08/19 8:57:54 AM
#65:


Ivynn posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
KlRBEH posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Black Panther is cool

Black Panther really is cool af in MvCI, too bad he's trash

Yeah...


Why y'all forgetting War Machine in the first MvC

Hes not black hes silver.
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HannibalBarca3
07/08/19 3:17:39 PM
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I like how LTG created a loophole by saying he wants to use his virtual BBC. Meaning not his actual BBC lmao
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mybbqrules
07/09/19 7:59:59 PM
#67:


Conflict posted...
mybbqrules posted...
making threats against other men that he will have disciples hold them down while he jerks off in their mouths


lmfao I remember that. That shit was too funny

You aren't really wrong about most of the stuff you say but I'm also a mod in his stream chat now so idk lol. I guess the way I saw it was, if you find someone entertaining enough (even in negative ways) that you view all their streams you might as well just be a fan.


You sound just like LTG, tbh.

"All these drones clipping my shit are obsessed with me! They're really fans!"

No, LTG. We just enjoy watching you spew salt and delusion out of every pore on your body, and watching your inevitable unraveling and collapse. Because we all know this ship is going to run aground eventually.
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