Current Events > It's 1 am and I've been outside with my dog for an hour and a half

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Timohtep
06/30/19 4:02:49 AM
#1:


We've walked all over this fucking complex and hung out in the goddamn dog park and she just won't fucking poop

I'm at my goddamn wit's end what the fuck do I do to get this bitch to shit
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bossjony
06/30/19 4:06:40 AM
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Maybe not use the lords name in vain smh
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Timohtep
06/30/19 4:09:29 AM
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Timohtep
06/30/19 4:22:55 AM
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Jesus fuck I am so goddamn angry with this dog

Just fucking poop

JUST FUCKING POOP

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JUST FUCKING POOP

Almost two goddamn hours at this point
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bossjony
06/30/19 4:24:18 AM
#5:


Stfu
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Pitlord_Special
06/30/19 4:24:25 AM
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Obviously doesnt need to poop right now so just go back inside and try again in the morning
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Timohtep
06/30/19 4:26:06 AM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Obviously doesnt need to poop right now so just go back inside and try again in the morning

She hasn't pooped literally this whole fucking day and she eats healthy. Last time she did this she covered the apartment with poop overnight

She just refuses to shit outside
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bossjony
06/30/19 4:28:14 AM
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Sounds like a personal problem
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Timohtep
06/30/19 4:36:24 AM
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bossjony posted...
Stfu

bossjony posted...
Sounds like a personal problem

I love it when people spend their nights heckling a clearly distressed and angry man who is venting on an obscure message board
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Vita_Aeterna
06/30/19 4:38:57 AM
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Try giving her some food that stimulates the bowels or something?
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/19 4:41:11 AM
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My best advice is to get a backyard and leave the god damn dog out until she digs up the gas line and fucks everything up for everyone in a 27 mil radius.
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kingdrake2
06/30/19 4:41:11 AM
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post #3 guy is making me paranoid.... stop staring at me.

got that out of system. as for your dog try to walk it more areas i can get my dog to take a dump within the first hour of walking usually but the downside is my stamina gets rekt after she gets done with me because of the heat.
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ModLogic
06/30/19 4:43:07 AM
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middle of the night dog walking is how many creepy pastas start
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/19 4:45:04 AM
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ModLogic posted...
middle of the night dog walking is how many creepy pastas start


Seriously. Who's walkin who here eh?
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