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Manocheese
06/28/19 8:43:28 PM
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https://nypost.com/2019/06/28/cops-bust-man-who-kept-attack-squirrel-hopped-up-on-meth/

The Alabama man who authorities say kept an attack squirrel in a cage and hopped it up on methamphetamine to keep it surly has been arrested, police announced.

Mickey Paulk, 35, was busted Thursday night when authorities conducting surveillance at a local hotel spotted him leaving on a stolen ambulance, police said. After a brief pursuit, Paulk rammed into an investigators vehicle and was taken into custody.

Paulk was booked into the Lauderdale County Jail on drug and gun charges, AL.com reported. He has additional charges of attempting to elude, criminal mischief, receiving stolen property and felon in possession of a pistol he had a .45 in his waistband when he was arrested, cops said.

Police were on the hunt for Paulk since June 18, when authorities raided his apartment and rescued the bushy-tailed critter.

They also seized meth, drug paraphernalia and body armor.

Prior to the raid, investigators heard that Paulk kept an attack squirrel inside his apartment and that Paulk fed the squirrel meth to keep it aggressive, said sheriffs spokesman Stephen Young in a news release.

There was no safe way to test the animal for meth, said Sheriff Mike Blakelys office in a press release. The squirrel was later destroyed.

At the time of that raid, a man inside the suspected drug den, Ronnie Reynolds, 37, was arrested on possession of controlled substance and other charges.

He was released from the Limestone County Jail on $4,000 bail.

When news of the drugged up squirrel became public, it quickly drew national attention and someone even launched a Twitter page for the rodent.

Bye Paulk! the page posted, retweeting authorities announcement about the Thursday arrest.

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REMercsChamp
06/28/19 8:45:57 PM
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Manocheese posted...
The squirrel was later destroyed.

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Fart
06/28/19 8:47:15 PM
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RIP Man arrested
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IHeartRadiation
06/28/19 8:52:48 PM
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Is reality becoming fucking South Park now?
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elysdeon
06/28/19 8:54:35 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Manocheese posted...
The squirrel was later destroyed.

What a bizarre euphemism
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glitteringfairy
06/28/19 8:58:04 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Manocheese posted...
The squirrel was later destroyed.

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Manocheese
06/29/19 12:12:24 AM
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Fart posted...
RIP Man arrested

Died at the jail sentence shot up to 97 years
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Shotgunnova
06/29/19 12:19:49 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
Manocheese posted...
The squirrel was later destroyed.

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Torrific
06/29/19 12:37:10 AM
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QuQUZZe
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EternalDivide
07/01/19 6:44:52 AM
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It's late. I'm tired. And I can't stop laughing at the "The squirrel was later destroyed." part.
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marthsheretoo
07/01/19 6:50:45 AM
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First the dog, now the squirrel. Too much destruction.
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