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Current Events > Dealership Offers a US Flag, BIBLE and a SHOTGUN for ALL CAR BUYERS July 4th!!

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Full Throttle
06/27/19 12:39:29 AM
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Do you believe everything in the Bible? - Results (7 votes)
Yes, everything is true and real and we should follow it word by word
14.29% (1 vote)
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Most of it but not all
14.29% (1 vote)
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Some of it but not all
14.29% (1 vote)
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F*** No. It's complete bull
57.14% (4 votes)
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Alabama Car Dealership is giving every adult customer an American Flag, a Holy Bible and a 12 Gauge SHOTGUN to "celebrate our independence"

Chatom Ford announced it on his FB page that said "God, Guns and Freedom" as he posed alongside an ugly white pickup truck who said "This is a small gift to our valued customers and an opportunity for us to celebrate our independence"

Cody Palmer, the dealership says "I just wanna reach out ot everyone in the area and let you know we're gonna be celebrating July 4 a little bit differently this year. Not only are they gonna get great service.." and then he cocks the gun and encourages users to call, click or text.

Only a few reactions were negative as others PRAISE it for his "patriotism"

The branch is upholding the offer for customers who buy a new or preowned motor and are over 18 until July 31

Only those with a valid id, can legally purchase a vehicle and pass all checks associated with owning a fire arm

Do you believe everything in the Bible?

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brestugo
06/27/19 12:43:54 AM
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Alabama.
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justaguy3492
06/27/19 12:46:40 AM
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No beer? Wtf is this the Soviet Union?
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WSM Piru
06/27/19 12:47:53 AM
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I always wonder what kind of mental gymnastics it takes to link God and guns together.
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CADE FOSTER
06/27/19 12:51:31 AM
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AlecSkorpio
06/27/19 12:51:42 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
Alabama

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Irony
06/27/19 12:53:11 AM
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I imagine every car had multiple generations inbreeding in the backseats
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Swagnificent119
06/27/19 12:54:46 AM
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It's really weird how upset you guys get over stuff like this.
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Sphyx
06/27/19 3:04:04 AM
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aka, How To Attract The Business Of Like-Minded Fools.
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Zeeak4444
06/27/19 3:41:38 AM
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WSM Piru posted...
I always wonder what kind of mental gymnastics it takes to link God and guns together.


Yeah, I'm not really understanding it either.

I could understand if like King Arthur was the Bible instead and people went nuts over swords because of Excalibur, but God and guns makes no sense.
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