Current Events > My wife always asks all her questions while I'm using the bathroom.

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HaVeNII7 06/24/19 2:15:22 PM #1:	I like to be left alone when using the bathroom, as any normal man would. And Ill be damned if my wife doesnt actually save up questions each day to let them all out when Im trying to shit. For real. Its annoying. I want to be left alone, but no matter what, she needs to knock on the door, interrupting my sphincter meditation, and ask the most random things. Im sitting here right now, and shes just knocked on the door a moment ago. BUTT WHY --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 <cite>HaVeNII7 posted [p:923780126] in My wife al... [t:77815617]...</cite> <quote>I like to be left alone when using the bathroom, as any normal man would. And Ill be damned if my wife doesnt actually save up questions each day to let them all out when Im trying to shit. For real. Its annoying. I want to be left alone, but no matter what, she needs to knock on the door, interrupting my sphincter meditation, and ask the most random things. Im sitting here right now, and shes just knocked on the door a moment ago. BUTT WHY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 06/24/19 2:21:02 PM #2:	That's unfortunate...every man should be able to rely on the shitter as a place you can count on for some peace and quiet --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:923780355] in My wife al... [t:77815617]...</cite> <quote>That's unfortunate...every man should be able to rely on the shitter as a place you can count on for some peace and quiet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 06/24/19 2:28:49 PM #3:	Have you ever thought about telling her this? --- It feels like they're pretending. It's like they just want blowjobs and they know these songs will get them http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:923780687] in My wife al... [t:77815617]...</cite> <quote>Have you ever thought about telling her this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaVeNII7 06/24/19 2:48:05 PM #4:	Pogo_Marimo posted... Have you ever thought about telling her this? I have told her. She says she just really feels the need to tell me things right then. --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 <cite>HaVeNII7 posted [p:923781468] in My wife al... [t:77815617]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pogo_Marimo posted...</cite> <quote>Have you ever thought about telling her this?</quote> I have told her. She says she just really feels the need to tell me things right then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 06/24/19 2:52:24 PM #5:	"Who does number two work for?!" --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:923781627] in My wife al... [t:77815617]...</cite> <quote>"Who does number two work for?!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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