Current Events > Elvis Presley has now been dead for as long as he was alive

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Saxon
06/21/19 4:03:23 PM
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Lived 42 years (1935-1977)

Dead 42 years (1977-2019)
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jackgunney
06/21/19 4:03:49 PM
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SuperShake666
06/21/19 4:04:15 PM
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Nah, he retired to a nice cabin in Alaska.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/21/19 4:11:25 PM
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Firewerx
06/21/19 4:15:12 PM
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The Vietnam War is nearer to the years of the Wall Street Crash and the Great Depression than it is to our own time.
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jackgunney
06/21/19 4:16:01 PM
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Firewerx posted...
The Vietnam War is nearer to the years of the Wall Street Crash and the Great Depression than it is to our own time.

and it still makes my... grandma wet?
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Saxon
06/21/19 4:16:13 PM
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Firewerx
06/21/19 4:16:41 PM
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jackgunney posted...
Firewerx posted...
The Vietnam War is nearer to the years of the Wall Street Crash and the Great Depression than it is to our own time.

and it still makes my... grandma wet?


No, that's just loss of bladder control.
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Damn_Underscore
06/21/19 4:20:36 PM
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ACTUALLY he was alive for 15,562 days and he has been dead for 15,285 days
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Caution998
06/21/19 4:21:10 PM
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"dead"

yes I'm joking; I don't think he's alive
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Southernfatman
06/21/19 4:27:43 PM
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Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
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Saxon
06/21/19 4:28:46 PM
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How many of ya'll been to his grave?

I went during a 3rd grade field trip in 1984
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Shotgunnova
06/21/19 4:31:57 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmYiSdQAanI" data-time="

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Mesiah21
06/21/19 4:33:30 PM
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C'mon, I've seen Bubba Ho-tep, I think we know where Elvis really is, and what he's doing.
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A_A_Battery
06/21/19 4:37:03 PM
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Hes at the bermuda triangle being tortured by aliens.
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Firewerx
06/21/19 4:43:40 PM
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These "Elvis is still alive" sightings and theories are as daft as those myths about guys supposedly coming back from the dead after they were crucified.
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Caution998
06/21/19 4:46:01 PM
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How would you guys react if Elvis was abducted by aliens and was gone only a day in the spaceship and he reappeared here tomorrow not knowing 42 years had passed?
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Firewerx
06/21/19 4:48:15 PM
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Caution998 posted...
How would you guys react if Elvis was abducted by aliens and was gone only a day in the spaceship and he reappeared here tomorrow not knowing 42 years had passed?


I'd assume it was some kind of tax dodge.
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0xDEFECADE
06/21/19 4:49:10 PM
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wow he died really young
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Umbreon
06/21/19 4:50:52 PM
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Caution998
06/21/19 6:13:45 PM
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