Current Events > Nothing is going to happen with Iran

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They'll keep blowing up tankers, shooting down $100,000,000+ drones and accelerating their nuclear weapons program and nothing bad will happen. Rest easy guys.
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Unmanned war games never lead to much but political talking points and trade.
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Thanks Trump for making Iran great again
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True.

If we were actually going to start a war with them... then you'd see us pulling back our troops/navy in preparation for air strikes. That isn't at all what's happening... it's posturing, sabre rattling, whatever you want to call it.
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Wheelin Dealin Donnie is gonna go to Iran himself and make them great
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Oil prices rising $10 a barrel in one day? Hogwash! These guys will be at the negotiating table by tomorrow morning.
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I wouldn't be so confident

You gotta believe retaliation can occur in the most unexpected ways. Like the time The Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose stole the converted Money In The Bank Briefcase from his former best friend turned arch-rival Seth Rollins.



Rollins was absolutely furious as you might expect since the briefcase contained a contract for him to challenge the WWE Champion at any time to a world title match. Without possession over it, Rollins felt emasculated and frustrated. He demanded that Ambrose return his property to him immediately.



However to his surprise, Ambrose obliged. And left the briefcase in the middle of the ring for Rollins to collect. Rollins was certain this was too good to be true and quickly assumed that Ambrose had stolen the contract inside, leaving the literal briefcase itself in a pedantic way to trick him. He quickly hit the ring and opened the case up, expecting to find nothing... He couldn't have been more wrong.



Ambrose had left the contract it sight unseen. But activated a wired trip mechanism that caused the briefcase to spurt stinky, greasy, slimy goop all over anyone or anything that attempted to open the case. Covering Rollins' face and pouring down his mouth, leaving him humiliated in front of millions of people all around the world.




You should never be so complacent in expecting that revenge or a retailtory strike will never come, you have to wonder that if someone truly hates you, they could well just be waiting until you let your guard down or that they have an opening before they catch you unprepared.

Both Iran and the United States could well be in that position right now, just waiting for the right time to unleash the global political equivalent of spurting the other with green slime in front of the rest of the onlooking nations.
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