Board 8 > 35 y/o is ARRESTED for Stealing POOL FLOATS and RAPING them rather than WOMEN!!.

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35 y/o Looking Senile, Christopher William Monnin from Palm Bay, Florida stole up to 75 pool floats to SEXUALLY GRATIFY himself with over 7 months rather than to RAPE WOMEN according to police!!

She has been charged for burglary, theft and criminal mischief after police were alerted following a spate of bizarre robberies where pool enclosure screens were cut and novelty floats were stolen.

They stopped him riding his bike and found him carrying a white garbage bag that contained the deflated pool floats...

He said the motive for the theft was SEXUAL as an arresting officer said "Defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women"

After confessing he led them to a nearby home where he stashed the 75 floats, including many that matched the ones missing after 7 months.

He was arrested for petit theft and burglary back in 2007 and transferred to a jail under $16,000 bond

One victim is pressing charges after he cut her pool screen that prevents dirt and foliage from getting into the water in order to steal the floats

Does this crook look 35??

Christopher - Pervert



Pool Float


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I suppose it's better than the alternative.
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I like how this presents raping women and raping inanimate objects as the only two options in life
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seriously there's always animals too
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