Current Events > My girlfriend is a smelly but non-NEET girl. AMA.

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LostForest
06/16/19 10:40:15 PM
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Since people seemed to want to know more about this in another thread.

Fire away!
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Ulti69
06/16/19 10:41:09 PM
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Are her parents also unhygienic? Seems likely to be something "taught"
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TeaMilk
06/16/19 10:42:40 PM
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au_gold
06/16/19 10:42:51 PM
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Where is the smell coming from?
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Pukelid
06/16/19 10:44:02 PM
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why would you announce this disgusting thing to the board
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Vyrulisse
06/16/19 10:44:18 PM
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Just one: She does keep the downstairs clean right?
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gunplagirl
06/16/19 10:44:44 PM
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au_gold posted...
Where is the smell coming from?

Knowing CE, if the answer was "feet" it would only make them more happy
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Vyrulisse
06/16/19 10:45:44 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
au_gold posted...
Where is the smell coming from?

Knowing CE, if the answer was "feet" it would only make them more happy

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LostForest
06/16/19 10:47:42 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Just one: She does keep the downstairs clean right?


Without going into detail, yes.

au_gold posted...
Where is the smell coming from?


Generally armpits and feet.
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LostForest
06/16/19 10:49:04 PM
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Conflict posted...
I sure hope she works from home if she's that smelly


She does not. She works in an office, but her wing only has her and one other chick who's a smoker so I don't sheer would notice.

Pukelid posted...
why would you announce this disgusting thing to the board


Because I jokingly brought it up in another thread and people legitimately started asking about it lol.
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Pukelid
06/16/19 10:49:31 PM
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these fucking people
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LostForest
06/16/19 10:51:51 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Just HOW smelly and unhygienic is she?


She only showers once per week and hasn't worn deodorant in 3 years.

Most of the time she just has a generally onion-ring-like aura to her when she lifts her arms, but when she works up a sweat at the gym or other places, her musk can waft pretty far/get pretty noticeable lol.
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au_gold
06/16/19 10:55:02 PM
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LostForest posted...
Generally armpits and feet.

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Mc Poottie
06/16/19 10:56:32 PM
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What is her reason for not showering or wearing deodorant?
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darkprince45
06/16/19 10:57:06 PM
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Wtf thats fucking disgusting. She better be like 10/10 hot
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gunplagirl
06/16/19 10:59:40 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
au_gold posted...
Where is the smell coming from?

Knowing CE, if the answer was "feet" it would only make them more happy

LostForest posted...
au_gold posted...
Where is the smell coming from?


Generally armpits and feet.


GFDI CE
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Greenfox111
06/16/19 11:04:34 PM
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Do you enjoy this??
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:06:04 PM
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Mc Poottie posted...
What is her reason for not showering or wearing deodorant?


Laziness, but also cuz it's also turned into a running joke among our friends.

Plus it's a kink for me.
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:06:16 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Do you enjoy this??


Awwww yeah.
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voldothegr8
06/16/19 11:06:33 PM
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How can you say she showers once a week yet not go into details on how she keeps her vag clean? That's disgusting no matter how you slice it.
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Pitlord_Special
06/16/19 11:09:27 PM
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Thats disgusting and you should be ashamed for enabling that kind of behavior
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refmon
06/16/19 11:12:01 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
How can you say she showers once a week yet not go into details on how she keeps her vag clean? That's disgusting no matter how you slice it.

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TeaMilk
06/16/19 11:12:47 PM
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My ex gf was really depressed and didn't shower for like a year or more, her hair got really greasy but I guess I got used to the body odor
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:18:28 PM
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Conflict posted...
Does she not brush her teeth either?


Nah see that's the trick. She brushes her teeth twice a day, flosses and mouthwash, AND wears clean clothes everyday, so it's not really noticeable.

Conflict posted...
Even if it's just one other person in the office there's no way she wouldn't smell it


Like I said, unless she's working up a sweat hey b.o. isn't that noticeable. Like, believe me dude, I fucking wish it was stronger lol.
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:18:57 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
My ex gf was really depressed and didn't shower for like a year or more, her hair got really greasy but I guess I got used to the body odor


Lucky :(

(Except for the depressed part. I hope she eventually felt better)
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BottomAssButt
06/16/19 11:34:18 PM
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so when was the last time she took a shower then?
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DrizztLink
06/16/19 11:35:36 PM
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LostForest posted...
Nah see that's the trick. She brushes her teeth twice a day, flosses and mouthwash, AND wears clean clothes everyday, so it's not really noticeable.

Bullshit.
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Freddie_Mercury
06/16/19 11:38:08 PM
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:39:11 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
LostForest posted...
Nah see that's the trick. She brushes her teeth twice a day, flosses and mouthwash, AND wears clean clothes everyday, so it's not really noticeable.

Bullshit.


Bruh. I'm telling you factually I have a stink fetish and I genuinely want her to reek at the same levels that nerds at Smash tournaments do, but she doesn't, lol. It's the honest truth.
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ShutThe_F---_UP
06/16/19 11:39:50 PM
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BottomAssButt posted...
so when was the last time she took a shower then?


Why does your username seem familiar
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:40:19 PM
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BottomAssButt posted...
so when was the last time she took a shower then?


June 9th. Skipped today cuz we got home late from father's day stuff.
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BottomAssButt
06/16/19 11:42:16 PM
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ShutThe_F---_UP posted...
BottomAssButt posted...
so when was the last time she took a shower then?


Why does your username seem familiar


idk Smash/Switch forums? I did a good amount of trolling back in the weeks leading up to release lmao.

LostForest posted...
BottomAssButt posted...
so when was the last time she took a shower then?


June 9th. Skipped today cuz we got home late from father's day stuff.


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BaiusGaltar
06/16/19 11:42:47 PM
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ShutThe_F---_UP
06/16/19 11:43:34 PM
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Didn't you pretend to be someone that never showered at one point?
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The Wheelman1
06/16/19 11:44:28 PM
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Does she smell down there too?
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JimCarrysToe
06/16/19 11:45:26 PM
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Would you fuck a NEET girl?
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PatrickMahomes
06/16/19 11:46:12 PM
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LostForest posted...
She only showers once per week

I'm out

I won't kink shame though, if that's your thing then go for it
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SmidgeIsntBack
06/16/19 11:47:10 PM
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Remember when you guys fell for Stink_Princess.

Remember a little harder because you're doing it again.
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au_gold
06/16/19 11:48:10 PM
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Does she wipe?
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ShutThe_F---_UP
06/16/19 11:48:43 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Stink_Princess


That was it

Lmao
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viewmaster_pi
06/16/19 11:49:13 PM
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This is StinkPrincess isn't it
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BottomAssButt
06/16/19 11:49:13 PM
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ShutThe_F---_UP posted...
Didn't you pretend to be someone that never showered at one point?


maybe I did. maybe i didn't. surprised anyone remembers stinkprincess tho tbqh.
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thronedfire2
06/16/19 11:51:08 PM
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how bad does her pussy stink?
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:52:44 PM
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BottomAssButt posted...
ShutThe_F---_UP posted...
Didn't you pretend to be someone that never showered at one point?


maybe I did. maybe i didn't. surprised anyone remembers stinkprincess tho tbqh.


That was you? You son of a bitch, you broke my heart when you got outed as a fraud D:

Get out of my topic. There's no room for catfish in this thread -_-
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:55:17 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Would you fuck a NEET girl?


As a one-time thing, sure. But I don't think I could support that lifestyle in a long-term relationship.
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LostForest
06/16/19 11:57:53 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
LostForest posted...
She only showers once per week

I'm out

I won't kink shame though, if that's your thing then go for it


Thanks dude. I appreciate the open-mindedness
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HunkDude
06/16/19 11:58:11 PM
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how big is her breasts
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