Current Events > $700 but the next time you pee, you pee for 21 minutes.

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UnfairRepresent
06/15/19 9:44:48 PM
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There's no health or medical issues, it's like that God story about the jar of oil that never runs out of oil.

You just keep peeing for the entire time

Would you take it?
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known2FAIL
06/15/19 9:45:20 PM
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Easiest money Ill ever make
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Abiz_
06/15/19 9:45:36 PM
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Sure, my landlord is going to be pissed about the water bill though....That is a ton of flushing.
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MabusIncarnate
06/15/19 9:45:38 PM
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Sure, i'll just get in the shower for the duration.
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AvlButtslam
06/15/19 9:46:32 PM
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If you held it for a long time before going that would probably feel amazing tbh
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TheBiggerWiggle
06/15/19 9:46:57 PM
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Easy money. Few things are as satisfying as a good piss.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/15/19 9:47:05 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/15/19 9:47:34 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Sure, i'll just get in the shower for the duration.

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Vicious_Dios
06/15/19 9:49:54 PM
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If it's a one time thing, then deal.

Hell, I'll even record myself and break the world record of the longest piss and earn billions in the process.
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pikachupwnage
06/15/19 9:50:31 PM
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How about I cum for 21 minutes instead?
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pikachupwnage
06/15/19 9:50:51 PM
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How about I cum for 21 minutes instead?

Still take the deal regardless.
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sktgamer_13dude
06/15/19 9:55:20 PM
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Being paid 2k/hr to pee? Yeah Id do that even for the full hour. Just step in the shower and pull up Netflix on the phone.
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mooreandrew58
06/15/19 9:58:07 PM
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Get paid to do something that feels good? Why not.
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gguirao
06/15/19 9:59:06 PM
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Deal.
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Guide
06/15/19 9:59:13 PM
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No downside at all.
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rexcrk
06/15/19 10:07:37 PM
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Who wouldnt do this? Theres no downside.
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UnfairRepresent
06/15/19 10:17:52 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Who wouldnt do this? Theres no downside.

21 mins is a long time
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LeadPipeCinche
06/15/19 10:21:06 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
Sure, my landlord is going to be pissed about the water bill though....That is a ton of flushing.


Piss in the tub
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mooreandrew58
06/15/19 10:21:58 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
rexcrk posted...
Who wouldnt do this? Theres no downside.

21 mins is a long time


Not really. Maybe one episode of a short tv show if there isnt commercials.
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KeyboardF4
06/15/19 10:22:33 PM
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Hell yea i love peeing
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Drpooplol
06/15/19 10:26:32 PM
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Hell yeah. Thanks, Unfair :)
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rexcrk
06/15/19 10:26:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
rexcrk posted...
Who wouldnt do this? Theres no downside.

21 mins is a long time

Not... really.

Thats an episode of a TV show.

Also, $700.
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uwnim
06/15/19 10:37:55 PM
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Yeah. Definitely would take that. The $/h rate is really nice
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UnfairRepresent
06/15/19 10:41:55 PM
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rexcrk posted...

Not... really.

Thats an episode of a TV show.

mooreandrew58 posted...

Not really. Maybe one episode of a short tv show


Failed Alt Switch
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Shotgunnova
06/15/19 10:44:55 PM
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Bestow $700 unto me, comrade.
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LordRazziel
06/15/19 10:47:34 PM
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*pees on tc for 21 minutes*
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Unsugarized_Foo
06/15/19 10:50:34 PM
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Thats like 6 gallons of pee pee
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mooreandrew58
06/16/19 12:20:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
rexcrk posted...

Not... really.

Thats an episode of a TV show.

mooreandrew58 posted...

Not really. Maybe one episode of a short tv show


Failed Alt Switch


I love it when people think I have a alt. I dont have that sort of commitment. Dont have a need for one. I dont troll and ive never been banned or suspended
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Moneymoney
06/16/19 12:22:07 AM
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no i will pass. minutes i rather just go donate sperm or blood for money. pissing minutes oh my dick would hurt. to much work for me.
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JimmyFraska
06/16/19 12:22:08 AM
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Bro peeing isn't as bad as you think. It's 2019, we can watch stuff and pee at the same time
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Moneymoney
06/16/19 12:23:21 AM
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alright go chug gallons of water right now than piss it out when you can't sleep see if your dick wont hurt.
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fuzzylittlbunny
06/16/19 12:30:41 AM
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I mean assuming I won't die of dehydration, sure, super easy yes. As mentioned, bath tub.

I'll just take off my clothes and sit in the tub pissing while playing a game on my phone lol
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SirEsquireIII
06/16/19 12:46:32 AM
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Yeh absolutely. I'd just treat it like taking a giant poopy
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CountDog
06/16/19 12:46:53 AM
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Moneymoney
06/16/19 12:48:50 AM
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alright i would give you 700 bucks for this challenge come back for the whole week. piss for 21 mins for a week you wouldn't be able to do it your dick will hurt
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rexcrk
06/16/19 6:04:30 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
rexcrk posted...

Not... really.

Thats an episode of a TV show.

mooreandrew58 posted...

Not really. Maybe one episode of a short tv show


Failed Alt Switch


I love it when people think I have a alt. I dont have that sort of commitment. Dont have a need for one. I dont troll and ive never been banned or suspended

Same lol. I didnt even see your post when I made mine.
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/16/19 6:06:41 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
If it's a one time thing, then deal.

Hell, I'll even record myself and break the world record of the longest piss and earn billions in the process.

What an idiotic post. You wouldnt even earn millions off of that feat, much less billions.
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Waddlez
06/16/19 7:21:53 AM
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Caution998
06/16/19 7:23:58 AM
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So I get to re-enact an Austin Powers scene ? Deal.
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Number090684
06/16/19 7:24:18 AM
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Pretty sure you can't do this and still be in good health.
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AsucaHayashi
06/16/19 7:26:03 AM
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i'd do it for free if it means i get the same type of satisfaction when emptying a bladder about to burst.
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Panthera
06/16/19 7:33:36 AM
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Easy money
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Sphyx
06/16/19 8:38:43 AM
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I can imagine it getting old very fast, but it's an easy way to make a buck, so...

Abiz_ posted...
Sure, my landlord is going to be pissed about the water bill though....That is a ton of flushing.

You shouldn't need to flush until the end. The water level rising in the bowl should also cause it to rise in the trap, which drains both back down.
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FuneralFroth
06/16/19 8:47:22 AM
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KeyboardF4 posted...
Hell yea i love peeing

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bover_87
06/16/19 9:02:51 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
Easiest money Ill ever make

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Perascamin
06/16/19 9:03:19 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
Easiest money Ill ever make

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karlpilkington4
06/16/19 9:03:49 AM
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This already happens to me >_>
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Vicious_Dios
06/16/19 9:14:06 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
If it's a one time thing, then deal.

Hell, I'll even record myself and break the world record of the longest piss and earn billions in the process.

What an idiotic post. You wouldnt even earn millions off of that feat, much less billions.


What a double idiotic post. ( '-')

No shit that nobody would earn millions off of this, it was a simple and harmless joke-post that, to the surprise of no one, flew over your head.

Womp womp
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LordRazziel
06/16/19 9:17:55 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
If it's a one time thing, then deal.

Hell, I'll even record myself and break the world record of the longest piss and earn billions in the process.

What an idiotic post. You wouldnt even earn millions off of that feat, much less billions.


What a double idiotic post. ( '-')

No shit that nobody would earn millions off of this, it was a simple and harmless joke-post that, to the surprise of no one, flew over your head.

Womp womp

It wasn't a good or clear joke.
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