Poll of the Day > Ever have a poo that doesn't require wiping?

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THEGODDAMNBATMA 06/12/19 6:12:04 PM #1:	It usually happens when you drop two long logs. Like the second log is cleaning the mess that the first one made. It's very satisfying. You wipe but the the paper stays white. You kinda have to dig in there to make sure for certain that it's completely clean though. 99% of the time you're g2g. <cite>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted [p:923213802] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>It usually happens when you drop two long logs. Like the second log is cleaning the mess that the first one made. It's very satisfying. You wipe but the the paper stays white. You kinda have to dig in there to make sure for certain that it's completely clean though. 99% of the time you're g2g.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ StErOiDs 06/12/19 6:13:15 PM #2:	"Probably", but I've never chanced it. --- A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind: http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com <cite>KJ StErOiDs posted [p:923213869] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>"Probably", but I've never chanced it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KeijiMaedaTiger 06/12/19 6:24:35 PM #3:	They are the best. Though as you said there's really no such thing as a no wiper. One wipers are great. --- Why are tigers strong? Because they're born that way! <cite>KeijiMaedaTiger posted [p:923214449] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>They are the best. Though as you said there's really no such thing as a no wiper. One wipers are great.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 06/12/19 6:28:25 PM #4:	Those are ghost poops. --- The best posts, believe me. <cite>Caution999 posted [p:923214654] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>Those are ghost poops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mover_of_Zigs 06/12/19 6:39:42 PM #5:	I'd just like to mention that I've been wiping nobody's ass but my own for a year now and I feel so free --- Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition. <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:923215256] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>I'd just like to mention that I've been wiping nobody's ass but my own for a year now and I feel so free</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 06/12/19 8:09:21 PM #6:	Well I never know until after I wipe anyway so \_()_/ --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:923219810] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>Well I never know until after I wipe anyway so \_()_/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CTLM 06/12/19 9:46:16 PM #7:	Caution999 posted... Those are ghost poops. I thought that was when you pooped but when you look in the toilet, nothing is there. --- PSN: CPortzline <cite>CTLM posted [p:923224630] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>Those are ghost poops.</quote> I thought that was when you pooped but when you look in the toilet, nothing is there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 06/12/19 9:48:50 PM #8:	CTLM posted... Caution999 posted... Those are ghost poops. I thought that was when you pooped but when you look in the toilet, nothing is there. I believe both are correct... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:923224756] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote><cite>CTLM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>Those are ghost poops.</quote> I thought that was when you pooped but when you look in the toilet, nothing is there.</quote> I believe both are correct...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 06/12/19 10:13:34 PM #9:	I was gonna make a topic, but I might as well keep the shitposting to one thread. I don't eat Mexican/Tex Mex very often, so when I do it never fails to fuck me up. As I'm being reminded now. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:923225939] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>I was gonna make a topic, but I might as well keep the shitposting to one thread. I don't eat Mexican/Tex Mex very often, so when I do it never fails to fuck me up. As I'm being reminded now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 06/12/19 11:51:14 PM #10:	LinkPizza posted... CTLM posted... Caution999 posted... Those are ghost poops. I thought that was when you pooped but when you look in the toilet, nothing is there. I believe both are correct... If I remember the ye old poop poster, that would be the clean poop. Ghost poops are just long farts on the toilet relieving the colon of pressure. And all farts are ghosts of food. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:923230444] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CTLM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>Those are ghost poops.</quote> I thought that was when you pooped but when you look in the toilet, nothing is there.</quote> I believe both are correct...</quote> If I remember the ye old poop poster, that would be the clean poop. Ghost poops are just long farts on the toilet relieving the colon of pressure. And all farts are ghosts of food.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 06/20/19 1:48:58 PM #11:	Several times. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:923595803] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>Several times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 06/20/19 2:12:39 PM #12:	When the paper comes back clean you can set it aside and use it for the next one. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:923596880] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>When the paper comes back clean you can set it aside and use it for the next one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 06/20/19 2:29:05 PM #13:	there's always poo. --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:923597640] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>there's always poo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 06/20/19 2:41:30 PM #14:	Yeah but I still wipe twice even then because I feel like I must have just not wiped right the first time <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:923598201] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but I still wipe twice even then because I feel like I must have just not wiped right the first time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 06/20/19 2:45:09 PM #15:	shrodinger's poop --- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:923598367] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>shrodinger's poop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 06/20/19 2:45:29 PM #16:	We call those 1 wipers here --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:923598382] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>We call those 1 wipers here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 06/20/19 2:46:44 PM #17:	Nade Duck posted... there's always poo. Well of course. But if it isn't enough to be visible it doesn't count. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:923598444] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nade Duck posted...</cite> <quote>there's always poo.</quote> Well of course. But if it isn't enough to be visible it doesn't count. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 06/20/19 2:56:28 PM #18:	All the time. I dont even both wiping anymore. <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:923598909] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>All the time. I dont even both wiping anymore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 06/20/19 2:56:54 PM #19:	yes it happens all the time if you eat vegetables and get enough fiber --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:923598934] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>yes it happens all the time if you eat vegetables and get enough fiber</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fierce_Deity_08 06/26/19 1:10:24 PM #20:	Never. Mine seems like Im eating glue. Hard to wipe enough to get it all off. --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar <cite>Fierce_Deity_08 posted [p:923874170] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote>Never. Mine seems like Im eating glue. Hard to wipe enough to get it all off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 06/26/19 1:58:59 PM #22:	THEGODDAMNBATMA posted... It usually happens when you drop two long logs. Eh it's no number of requirement for me. It just depends if said poop was solid enough. I like to think of them as phantom shits as they leave no trace. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:923876420] in Ever have ... [t:77785007]...</cite> <quote><cite>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...</cite> <quote>It usually happens when you drop two long logs. </quote> Eh it's no number of requirement for me. It just depends if said poop was solid enough. I like to think of them as phantom shits as they leave no trace.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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