Current Events > Nintendo obsession culture has revealed a whole new population of undateable men

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seriously tho you should sub to boundary break it's an interesting show and shesez seems like a good dude
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I saw women on Youtube crying over the E3 Direct

Milkman5 posted...

I saw women on Youtube crying over the E3 Direct

It's a joke on a tweet a chick did about star wars.
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Good, less competition for me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwjNaIX737g" data-time="&start=128

Leave my boy Shesez outta this!!!
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tbh I think women would rather date Nintendo fans than elitist PC gamers
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Undateable men are not really worth talking about, but that fact causes the problem it seeks to avoid
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Damn_Underscore posted...

tbh I think women would rather date Nintendo fans than elitist PC gamers

Elitist pc gamers look like they got money tho
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Nintendo fanboys are the worst gaming fanboys in the world IMO. I have a big research and experience that confirms my claim too. Would anyone want to read it?
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Veggeta X posted...

Nintendo fanboys are the worst gaming fanboys in the world IMO. I have a big research and experience that confirms my claim too. Would anyone want to read it?

Yes
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Women complaining about other peoples hobbies revealed a population of annoying undatable women
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Veggeta X posted...

I have a big research

you did this on purpose, didn't you
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Undateable and unfuckable.

megamanfreakXD posted...

Women complaining about other peoples hobbies revealed a population of annoying undatable women

Dont assume my gender
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https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/bzl33l/spoiler_nintendo_nyc_reaction_to_the_newest_reveal/

There are girls here losing their shit over Banjo getting in Smash.
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Tobi011 posted...

Undateable and unfuckable.

Dont be so sure. Its alleged that shesez has a 10 incher
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Solar_Crimson posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/bzl33l/spoiler_nintendo_nyc_reaction_to_the_newest_reveal/

There are girls here losing their shit over Banjo getting in Smash.

That's @kiravera8 and @mana_chan. Dunno who the third woman is but the other two are artists on Twitter and have really cute styles. They're also gigantic Nintendo marks.
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My gf and I are both Nintendo fans and we get as long great.
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CyricZ posted...

Solar_Crimson posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/bzl33l/spoiler_nintendo_nyc_reaction_to_the_newest_reveal/

There are girls here losing their shit over Banjo getting in Smash.

That's @kiravera8 and @mana_chan. Dunno who the third woman is but the other two are artists on Twitter and have really cute styles. They're also gigantic Nintendo marks.

I bet they dont date Nintendo fans
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One of my favorite channels. Twilight princess is a really good one.
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Godnorgosh posted...

Even Chads love Banjo, tf is this topic

subtle promotion of shesez
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Swagnificent119 posted...

Damn_Underscore posted...

tbh I think women would rather date Nintendo fans than elitist PC gamers

Elitist pc gamers look like they got money tho

Really? Because PC gamers have insisted for years that you can build a high end rig for bottle caps and dryer lint.
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Swagnificent119 posted...

I bet they dont date Nintendo fans

You can ask them.
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CyricZ posted...

Swagnificent119 posted...

I bet they dont date Nintendo fans

You can ask them.

Nah I dont talk to Nintendo chicks as a rule
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Nintendo fanboys are the worst video game fanboys in the world. LONG ASS RANT

I've been on the Internet for a very long time as evident by my long 16 gamefaqs tenure. I've seen the worst of the worst and I'd have to say Nintendo fanboys are the absolute worst. Not to say Sony fanboys or Sonic fanboys aren't bad.... but Nintendo fanboys beat them by fucking far. And this is coming from me, a huge Nintendo fan myself. And to prove my claim I'll provide 3 huge events or era I've witness myself to come to this conclusion.

1. Gamecube, The Graphics and Resident Evil 4
So what is one of the most current negative thing people keep saying about Nintendo consoles? Shitty graphics and isn't as powerful as XBox or Playstation. Well, during the GC, PS2 and XB days, Nintendo fanboys argued that the GC was factually more powerful than the other two consoles so therefore it was better. Then comes RE4 out for the GC which empowered that argument since it was beautiful for the GC, and Nintendo fans was very happy since it was supposed to be an exclusive. RE4 was Nintendo's highest achievement for GC. Even RE creator Shinji Mikami said he would "cut his head off" if it came out on other consoles. Then some how RE4 came out for the PS2 and the shit storm with Nintendo fanboys went crazy. It was fucking nuts. Nintendrones were fucking mad as hell that their ace of a game that made their GC the best fucking thing ever came out on the PS2. It was like when Apple people got mad as fuck when Android also got Instagram. They raged, they meltdown and they were salty as fuck. Bashing the PS2 port saying "The graphics sucks! It lags! GC controller is better! There's less enemies on the screen at a time! It uses pre-recorded cutscenes!". Oh the salt was fucking real. So they justified their GC being the best by saying it was stronger and had better graphics. Until the Wii, PS3 and XB360 came out. Microsoft and Sony out-class the fuck out of the Wii by graphics and performance, and since that was Nintendrone's main argument why the GC was better than the PS2 and XB, of course this would be the reason why the Wii would suck so much. But by this time the Nintendrones would conveniently shift their reasoning and logic to "graphics doesn't matter". LMAO. Such noted hypocrisy and awful fanboyism stuck with me to this fucking day.

2. The Night of 8.8
I'm sure you all are familiar with this event already but I'd like to shine a little light on this situation a little more. So the next major Zelda title was coming out and it's fucking hyped. I mean Wolf Link? A bigger fucking world compared to OoT? A more mature and darker version of the game? Fuck yeah this shit is what we asked for and it's fucking perfect and EVERYONE WILL LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF IT. That was until Gamespot reviewer Jeff Gerstmann gave Twlight Princess a score of 8.8. Needless to say there was an explosion of cry babies about the "low score" the game was given, there were so many fucking tears I could open a water park. Nintendrones were raging, they were having meltdowns and they were salty as fuck at the "low score". They demanded the score be changed to a perfect 10, they threatened Jeff. They wanted to destroy the world because of this. But don't take my word for it. Here is a link to some screenshots of gamefaqs melting down.

http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/blast-from-the-past-the-crazy-reactions-to-88-523214/

I've never ever in my 16 years of gaming life have ever seen such meltdowns before over a game review. Nintendrones again proves they are the worst.

Th review stands to this day, try not to ready it as it will give you nightmares apparently.

http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/the-legend-of-zelda-twilight-princess-review/1900-6161993/
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3. N64 logic to the beyond
Nintendo fans started showing their blinded fanboyism during the N64 era. They were horrible... The most readily used mantra Nintendrones used was the "Quality over quantity" argument. They tried to say that because the N64 had Zelda, Mario and Goldeneye (all great games), the N64 was thus a better system than the Playstation, which at that point had about 40-50 stellar titles. To them, 3 games that received review scores of 9.5 were better than 40 "9.3" games. Also, they claimed that NOT having a bunch of great titles meant the games lasted longer and were more interesting. Having a large library lead to people losing focus on the games they owned. Imagine using that 1st world issue as the reason why your console was better. And then there were the "cartridges are better than CDs, because if I drop my cartridge out of my second-story window or drag a rock across it, it'll still work" debates.

These three events will forever stay in my mind and will forever remind me of how awful Nintendones are. These are my opinions. Discuss and opinions? Agree or disagree?
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