Current Events > ugh i have a bunch of condoms about to expire, what a waste

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bought a 100 pack 5 years ago...guess that was a bit too ambitious
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You really don't ever get tired of this gimmick huh?

Well you could throw all 100 in the garbage.
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Maybe they will give you a refund for the unopened box?
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Imagine being a pickup artist and using less than 100 condoms in 5 years lmao
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NES4EVER posted...

Well you could throw all 100 in the garbage.

Dayum son
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Gobstoppers12 posted...

Imagine being a pickup artist and using less than 100 condoms in 5 years lmao

are you...trying to shame me for being selective lol. weird stance, but ok
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ah yes, I remember this gimmick. You're the guy who steals post from insta to pretend that you fuck with super models and rich people, right?

Le_seul_eudi posted...

ah yes, I remember this gimmick. You're the guy who steals post from insta to pretend that you fuck with super models and rich people, right?

I have never once stolen a post from insta...please link me otherwise
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NES4EVER posted...

Well you could throw all 100 in the garbage.

HiddenLurker posted...

Maybe they will give you a refund for the unopened box?

good work everyone
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condoms expire?

Questionmarktarius posted...

condoms expire?

yes, they're good for about 5 years and then chances of breakage increase and the built in lube starts to dry
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eat them if they are not expired yet
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I've had condoms expire before, mostly during times when I was single but still had sporadic hookups so I always wanted to have a pack on hand just incase. Nothing kills the mood faster than having to stop everything and run to the store in the middle of the night.

Been with the same girl for a few years and we don't use them now of course, so I've had to throw out a bunch from when we first started dating.
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100 condoms: Works 97% of the time. Meaning that if you use them all, it will bring 3 children in to this world. Unless ofcourse the women don't trust condoms. lol

Nikra posted...

100 condoms: Works 97% of the time. Meaning that if you use them all, it will bring 3 children in to this world. Unless ofcourse the women don't trust condoms. lol

Sex doesn't always result in pregnancy even if you use no form of contraceptive

Always easy to pick out people who are virgins based on what they posf
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TheGreatGeno326 posted...

Nikra posted...

100 condoms: Works 97% of the time. Meaning that if you use them all, it will bring 3 children in to this world. Unless ofcourse the women don't trust condoms. lol

Sex doesn't always result in pregnancy even if you use no form of contraceptive

Always easy to pick out people who are virgins based on what they posf

It's funny though. lol

TheGreatGeno326 posted...

Nikra posted...

100 condoms: Works 97% of the time. Meaning that if you use them all, it will bring 3 children in to this world. Unless ofcourse the women don't trust condoms. lol

Sex doesn't always result in pregnancy even if you use no form of contraceptive

Always easy to pick out people who are virgins based on what they posf

Always easy to pick out people who can't understand jokes.
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DrizztLink posted...

TheGreatGeno326 posted...

Nikra posted...

100 condoms: Works 97% of the time. Meaning that if you use them all, it will bring 3 children in to this world. Unless ofcourse the women don't trust condoms. lol

Sex doesn't always result in pregnancy even if you use no form of contraceptive

Always easy to pick out people who are virgins based on what they posf

Always easy to pick out people who can't understand jokes.

People say dumber shit seriously hundreds of times per day on CE
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Make 100 water balloons.
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NES4EVER posted...

Well you could throw all 100 in the garbage.

Should've closed the topic after this response

so in a timespan or 1,826 days, you got laid less than 100 times
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Use them for easy clean-up deeding

100 condoms in 5 years.
20 condoms per year.
On average, more than once per month, but less than twice.
How many are you throwing away, again?
Poo-Ah?
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Laserion posted...

100 condoms in 5 years.
20 condoms per year.
On average, more than once per month, but less than twice.
How many are you throwing away, again?
Poo-Ah?

you expect me to have sex with 20 girls a year...? i don't have time for that lol
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What will you do with the leftover condom bones?
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Vicious_Dios posted...

What will you do with the leftover condom bones?

no clue, i still have another month so maybe i'll go crazy and go on a fuck spree!
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Grab a small tank of helium and blow them all up like balloons and hand them out to people. lol
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No_U_L7 posted...

you expect me to have sex with 20 girls a year...? i don't have time for that lol

Then why buy so many? Buy a 3-pack when you're expecting some action.
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Laserion posted...

No_U_L7 posted...

you expect me to have sex with 20 girls a year...? i don't have time for that lol

Then why buy so many? Buy a 3-pack when you're expecting some action.

It's like you didnt read the 10 words in the OP
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No_U_L7 posted...

Laserion posted...

100 condoms in 5 years.
20 condoms per year.
On average, more than once per month, but less than twice.
How many are you throwing away, again?
Poo-Ah?

you expect me to have sex with 20 girls a year...? i don't have time for that lol

If theyre really as top shelf as you pretend theyd be worth tapping more than once each right?

ZeroKelvin posted...

If theyre really as top shelf as you pretend theyd be worth tapping more than once each right?

now you're coming from a mindset of scarcity instead of abundance. i know that i will sleep with an equally hot girl soon enough so i don't find the need to be needy. i p much tell girls it will be only one time (to set the tone so they don't think i'm trying to lock them into a relationship like every other guy they know). sometimes it ends up being a bit more than once, but i'd often just skip the condoms then (since i know the girls better). and of course, when it's girls i meet when traveling (a huge chunk of the girls i meet) it will only be once. and of course i'm secure enough to flat out admit that sometimes the girls will only want it to be once for various reasons. nice try tho
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No_U_L7 posted...

ZeroKelvin posted...

If theyre really as top shelf as you pretend theyd be worth tapping more than once each right?

now you're coming from a mindset of scarcity instead of abundance. i know that i will sleep with an equally hot girl soon enough so i don't find the need to be needy. i p much tell girls it will be only one time (to set the tone so they don't think i'm trying to lock them into a relationship like every other guy they know). sometimes it ends up being a bit more than once, but i'd often just skip the condoms then (since i know the girls better). and of course, when it's girls i meet when traveling (a huge chunk of the girls i meet) it will only be once. and of course i'm secure enough to flat out admit that sometimes the girls will only want it to be once for various reasons. nice try tho

Having sex less than 20 times a year sounds pretty scarce to me, especially for someone who claims to be able to pull all the time. Id be feeling a little frustrated if I wasnt getting laid 20 times every month or two, much less a whole year

No_U_L7 posted...

i know that i will sleep with an equally hot girl soon enough

Apparently not if you're tossing that many condoms.
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ZeroKelvin posted...

Having sex less than 20 times a year sounds pretty scarce to me, especially for someone who claims to be able to pull all the time. Id be feeling a little frustrated if I wasnt getting laid 20 times every month or two, much less a whole year

actually by overvaluing sex as much as you do, you are making it scarce instead of abundant in terms of mindset. sex really doesn't matter that much to me, maybe due to low sex drive or the fact that i've got so much else going on in my life and often have more important things to do. it's abundant for me in that i know i can have sex often enough when i want to, since i have perfected the process of seduction. different people have different sexual desires at different rates...so no clue why you are trying to shame me for mine? Even the best premium pick up artists don't take home 20 girls a month. if they have sex 20 times a month (very likely), it's because they have a more consistent girl they are seeing. however, that comes with its own pitfalls of wanting to spend time with the girls. due to my more misanthropic and introverted nature, i have no such desire. so tell me....what is wrong with me having different sexual desires than you?

murrica posted...

Apparently not if you're tossing that many condoms.

i'm not tossing away all 100....
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