Current Events > Do you think Jesus will ever perform another miracle?

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SocialistGamer
05/30/19 7:38:21 PM
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Been over 2 thousand years. It's about time.
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Lonestar2000
05/30/19 7:41:16 PM
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Save me zombie jesus.
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karlpilkington4
05/30/19 7:41:58 PM
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What miracle did he perform the first time?
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Psyonix
05/30/19 7:42:10 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
Been over 2 thousand years. It's about time.


Didnt you see that picture or statue of jesus was still standing after that church thing burnt down recently. That was a miracle
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Shablagoo
05/30/19 7:42:43 PM
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We are all Jesus miracles
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CapnMuffin
05/30/19 7:43:22 PM
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karlpilkington4 posted...
What miracle did he perform the first time?

Putting local wineries out of business.
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Shablagoo
05/31/19 7:38:58 AM
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^ xD
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nevershine
05/31/19 7:45:07 AM
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Also put local fishermen out of business
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itachi15243
05/31/19 8:08:42 AM
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Yes.

I also believe Adam will be or is back to end the world just as he started it.
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DevsBro
05/31/19 8:09:23 AM
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The prophecy of his return depicts him riding a white horse out of the sky with a sword sticking out of his mouth and slaying a dragon.

The book of Revelation is almost certainly symbolic, as most of the other prophecies were and even the prophet has his expectations reversed whenever anybody speaks, but either way, returning to Earth and scripturing the original sin to death counts as a miracle too.
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CyricZ
05/31/19 8:09:30 AM
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He already did.

*flexes*
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/31/19 8:11:53 AM
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Only gross people believe in that shit.
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