Current Events > ITT: I use the 'Talk to Transformer' AI website to finish Metal Gear quotes.

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https://talktotransformer.com/

Bold will be the part of the game quote I put in, the non-bold is what this dumb AI decided to make.

Campbell: Okay Snake. Sorry. I'll be frank. A person very dear to me is being held hostage.
Snake: Who is it?
Campbell: My neice. Meryl.
Snake: What was your niece doing here?
Campbell: She had an argument in front of the building in case they should make a move on her.
Snake: So what's the deal with her?
Campbell: She hates men, don't you? She's seen too many men kill innocent women.
Snake: Why do you hate them?
Campbell: Because they're a bunch of losers and don't help out those who don't work for them. That's why.
Snake: You mean "men" huh?
Campbell: Exactly.
Snake: Why would they kill her?
Campbell: No matter what she did, they'll blame a big shot if she kills us.
Snake: What if something goes wrong?
Campbell: You're on your own. We've got two ways you can die. One would be with her, the other wouldn't. And the decision is easy.
Snake: You wouldn't let her die for me would you?
Campbell: No. And the guy in the white van came up to me and said he was going to get her now and that, he was

Snake: This is Snake. Colonel, can you hear me?
Campbell: Loud and clear Snake. What's the situation?
Snake: Looks like the elevator in the back is the only way up.
Campbell: Well, this sounds like a lot of work, Snake... Snake...
Snake: Colonel, there's the elevator in the back and at the end of the passage, it might have something to do with you!
Campbell: Oh, there's no one in there! Are you sure there's nobody in there!?
Snake: It definitely isn't somebody I was looking for.
Campbell: Snake, listen in on your radio transmissions!
Snake: I'll be right back!
* Snake leaves the elevator *
(The radio transmission is playing)
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Beautiful
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Snake: It's Snake. I'm in front of the disposal facility.

Campbell: Excellent, Snake. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit.

Naomi: How's that Sneaking Suit working out? They've been keeping an eye on you since I got here, don't they. No complaints, but do you want to go and clean up the place? No matter what I did when I was a kid, all I got was some scrap with the baddies. I've never seen them get angry like this...

Campbell: ... Just let me get a few of the garbage bags off so I can see what really has been going on. (Naomi picks up the trash and throws it across the dirt, which explodes with red hot flames. She puts her hand in and ignites an extra bag of paper towels, then stands and looks at it.)

Naomi: The guy is probably still hiding something, alright. He doesn't seem too stupid to me. That's a good thing that I'm able to see and I'm getting to the bottom of this thing, okay? I guess I'll leave you guys alone, Snake. I'm sure you're just as excited about your new find as I am. (She leaves.) Naomi turns around.
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Snake: A Hind D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?

Campbell: I have no idea...but it looks like our little diversion got their attention. Now's your best chance to slip in unnoticed. Now, I suppose we should do this.

Campbell: Aha, no. Don't forget, the Russians know about us.

Campbell: I never told you this. I don't really believe what you're saying. I need you to let me know before you do anything weird or illegal. But we'll have more ammunition. I have a deal with the Colonel. In exchange for this information, I can ask you a few favors. But before I tell you how they will go about it--no offense, but are we just going to talk about guns now?

Campbell: No, I'm serious, it's this: Colonel, we've got nothing better to do, no other military training, nothing except...just a single day off. We'll have to get going. What we do this, they'll take a good while to figure it out.

Campbell: Good boy.

Campbell: I need ammo.

Mei Ling: Nice to meet you Snake. It's an honor to speak to a living legend like yourself.

Snake: ......

Mei Ling: What's wrong?

Snake: Nothing...I just didn't expect a world-class designer of military technology to be so... cute.

Mei Ling: I don't understand your sudden change in tune. When you saw me, you could've sworn I was a robot.

Snake: Hey!

Mei Ling: What's so funny?

Snake: ...

She also changed her mind about Snake's true identity once she realized who she really was...
She wanted to kill Snake so she could find a suitable subject for her revenge, but soon found out that that man and woman were the same person.

Mei Ling: Oh?! What's wrong with you?

Snake: She wanted to see me too......and she can't live without us being able to understand each other.

Mei Ling: Ah, so she thought that was cute.....like that's how women feel. She was even willing to risk her own life to save me.
I bet I feel the same.

She became such a fan that she made me wear a sexy red dress that was about to be worn to the war shrine so we couldn't lose to Snake.

Snake: Whoa....you're so pretty....

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reads just like the real thing

Campbell: Remember, except for your binoculars you're naked. You need to arm yourself with whatever weapons you can find.
Snake: I remember. First I'm strip searched by Doctor Naomi here, and then all my weapons are taken away. Imagine yourself put in that position.
Naomi: Well, if you come back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me.
Snake: The only time I'm stripping naked is here inside the prison.
Naomi: I can't strip, Snake, I won't touch anything...
Snake: I heard the cry like in the game.
Naomi: It's a prisoner's prayer. If you don't pray, the prison will not be safe.
Snake: A prisoner? But what does that entail except that you're put in an isolation cage...?
Naomi: I've already told you. If someone tries to escape, he will be killed or captured, or you will spend the rest of your life inside that cage.
Snake: Then you're saying you want me to strip naked and pray before I escape from the prison?
Naomi: Don't get me wrong, he's got a point. He's got a point. He's worried about me, Snake, because he knows I'm in there!

DARPA chief: A weapon with the ability to launch a nuclear attack from any place on the face of the earth. A nuclear equipped, walking battle tank.
Snake: Metal Gear!? It can't be!
DARPA chief: ...You knew!? Metal Gear is one of the most secret black projects! How did you know that?
Bastion: You're right! It can't be!
Vasquez: Oh! Yes, yes...
DARPA chief: We knew but we didn't tell anyone!
Snake: But there must be a reason we had no idea!
Vasquez: Yeah, and that's why you and I kept the damn thing alive. Now it knows, there was more to us than the military.
DARPA chief: If you've never met Metal Gear, you must know that this particular tank can launch a nuclear weapon any where in a given time period from the Earth...
Vasquez: I don't know about that, but this is a real thing!
Snake: ...
Vasquez: It's really a stealthy stealth stealth car!
Snake: You're right! And when you take it out of its shell and turn it upside down, a nuclear explosion begins to happen!
DARPA chief: ...
Snake: ...

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Meryl: First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next?
Snake: Yeah, I figured some old lady would be interested So you say
Snake: It's you?
Snake: It's you!
Snake: You Are you my daughter?
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Woman: Don't move! So you killed the Chief. You bastard!
(Snake turns around to face the woman.)
Woman: Liquid!? No... you're not.
(Snake makes a sudden movement, he startles the woman.)
Woman: Don't move!
(Her hands are shaking. Snake notices this.)
Snake: Is this the first time you've ever pointed a gun at a person? Your hands are shaking.
Woman: It is very rude. So please don't touch me. Don't say anything. And don't shoot me.
Snake: ... What is wrong with you...?
Woman: That's the worst thing to say. Do it! If it's your gun... and that's the point...
Snake: That's not right. If you want to be a hunter...you should practice shooting people! Don't do it!
(Snake steps backwards and turns around again.)
Woman: We mustn't speak. That girl... That woman's too stupid to know... Her death... is the end of the world!
Snake: Is that true? I heard that. What do you think?
Woman: You're... a monster.
Snake: You know me! Are you really gonna say something like that... Do you really think I won
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Error1355 posted...

It's really a stealthy stealth stealth car!

Kinda want a stealthy stealth stealth car now.
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what even is this
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Raiden: "The hell are you thinking..."
Armstrong: "Played college ball, ya know."
Raiden: "At some cushy Ivy League school."
Armstrong: "Try University of Texas. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break the president in two with my bare hands! DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!"
Raiden: "I have to apologize... I meant to say we shouldn't have fought here. This one ain't right, you know that? How could we possibly have won if we fought one of these fools, if you see I said one of them?"
Armstrong: "You could have told me. I would have listened to you. This is a game against a team not worthy of our honor! Do not interfere on this one! I swear to God if one of us is killed, you will stop playing and I assure you I will! All right, we'll get the job done."
Arnold: "I hope you're right. We all know how it ends up."
Aiden Pearce: "I'd be dead if I didn't do it."

(Arnold is talking to C-Sec, who is standing in front of the player)

C-Sec: "You can't
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