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LordRazziel
05/25/19 1:49:23 PM
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20 million, but your dick falls off - Results (8 votes)
Deal
37.5% (3 votes)
3
No
62.5% (5 votes)
5
I don't even have a dick
0% (0 votes)
0
No, you can't put it back on.

Side question: has a dick ever been reattached?
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Killmonger
05/25/19 1:49:58 PM
#2:


LordRazziel posted...
No, you can't put it back on.

Side question: has a dick ever been reattached?

Evidently, yes.
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Thompson
05/25/19 1:50:24 PM
#3:


Lots of girls will be stonking rich.
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pojr
05/25/19 1:53:52 PM
#4:


Id hate to lose my dick

OVS5r2y
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Samman123
05/25/19 1:56:37 PM
#6:


C, I'll just buy a cybernetic dick
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Grindcorp9000
05/25/19 1:57:15 PM
#7:


What's the catch?
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Hanky_Bannister
05/25/19 2:00:57 PM
#8:


If I was a woman this would be a deal
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Machete
05/25/19 2:02:09 PM
#9:


LordRazziel posted...
No, you can't put it back on.

Side question: has a dick ever been reattached?


I hear that @UnfairRepresent has some opinions on this subject
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LordRazziel
05/25/19 2:11:41 PM
#10:


Thompson posted...
Lots of girls will be stonking rich.

No, because they don't have a dick to fall off.

Hairistotle posted...
will it hurt? will i be fine like smooth down there

It won't hurt. You will still have balls.
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Paragon21XX
05/25/19 2:12:19 PM
#11:


I'll counter-offer: you give me $20 million, and your own dick won't fall off instead.
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Kickflip
05/25/19 2:12:51 PM
#12:


Gimme the $$$

My dick has only ever caused trouble
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OwlRammer
05/25/19 2:15:20 PM
#14:


LordRazziel posted...
No, you can't put it back on.

well will a new one grow in it's place at least
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Machete
05/25/19 2:16:17 PM
#15:


LordRazziel posted...
Thompson posted...
Lots of girls will be stonking rich.

No, because they don't have a dick to fall off.

Hairistotle posted...
will it hurt? will i be fine like smooth down there

It won't hurt. You will still have balls.


Can we get a vagina?
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LordRazziel
05/25/19 2:19:27 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
LordRazziel posted...
No, you can't put it back on.

well will a new one grow in it's place at least

Machete posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Thompson posted...
Lots of girls will be stonking rich.

No, because they don't have a dick to fall off.

Hairistotle posted...
will it hurt? will i be fine like smooth down there

It won't hurt. You will still have balls.


Can we get a vagina?


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jumi
05/25/19 3:47:01 PM
#17:


Balls but no dick. Pissing is going to be messy.
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Unspecified_NPC
05/26/19 2:49:49 PM
#18:


No thanks, sexual urges from still having nuts but no way to really relieve them sounds awful
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Umbreon
05/26/19 2:51:13 PM
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No.

I don't make a pretty girl.
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creativerealms
05/26/19 2:51:59 PM
#20:


I'm an asexual male so no loss.
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Sir Will
05/27/19 10:41:21 AM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
No thanks, sexual urges from still having nuts but no way to really relieve them sounds awful

Indeed. All or nothing.
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