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Duncanwii
05/24/19 5:11:42 PM
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Yay for us! ^_^
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ZeroKelvin
05/24/19 5:13:33 PM
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Does that mean youll finally get to tap that?
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 5:14:11 PM
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ZeroKelvin posted...
Does that mean youll finally get to tap that?

Extremely likely yes.
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lww99
05/24/19 5:14:41 PM
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Nice! That's awesome.

For some reason, just based on topic title, I thought this was bad news. Like she was moving out of your shared place and into her own.
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ZeroKelvin
05/24/19 5:14:57 PM
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Awwww shit

How soon does she move into it?
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MabusIncarnate
05/24/19 5:16:56 PM
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Duncan is about to be moving into pound town
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 5:17:00 PM
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ZeroKelvin posted...
Awwww shit

How soon does she move into it?

Next month she begins packing and moving and early July she officially moves in

Also she pretty much said that yes sex and other stuff would be on the table when I come by to spend the night.
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LockeMonster
05/24/19 5:18:05 PM
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Aka she's gonna have a different Chad over every night.
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 5:18:34 PM
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LockeMonster posted...
Aka she's gonna have a different Chad over every night.

Do I count as a Chad in this scenario?
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a-c-a-b
05/24/19 5:19:12 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
Does that mean youll finally get to tap that?

Extremely likely yes.

The first time you guys have sex she's going to break up with you halfway thru after you scream out the name of a Pokemon instead of hers.
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Machete
05/24/19 5:19:14 PM
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Oh nice. Be sure to let us know how the intercourse is once that happens, obviously in ToU-friendly detail.
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ImCallingYouOut
05/24/19 5:19:58 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Aka she's gonna have a different Chad over every night.

Do I count as a Chad in this scenario?

lmfao fuck no
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treewojima
05/24/19 5:20:15 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Duncan is about to be moving into pound town


first stop: Anal Avenue
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MC_BatCommander
05/24/19 5:21:00 PM
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Good maybe you'll finally shut the fuck up about getting laid
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 5:22:37 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Duncanwii posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
Does that mean youll finally get to tap that?

Extremely likely yes.

The first time you guys have sex she's going to break up with you halfway thru after you scream out the name of a Pokemon instead of hers.

Gardevoir?
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 5:30:34 PM
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Honestly man you're way too irresponsible to handle living in an apartment

That's why I'm not moving in right away.
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ZeroKelvin
05/24/19 6:07:02 PM
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Username will check out at that point. Youll be Dunkin your Wii into her V
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spudger
05/24/19 6:07:51 PM
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she'll just find a chad with his own place and ditch you
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a-c-a-b
05/24/19 6:09:43 PM
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Is she gonna have a housewarming keg party?
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 6:10:13 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Is she gonna have a housewarming keg party?

She doesnt drink. Neither do I.
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a-c-a-b
05/24/19 6:16:12 PM
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Fine then.

It can be a housewarming coke party instead.
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andel
05/24/19 6:17:24 PM
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why arent you moving with her?
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nativengine
05/24/19 6:21:32 PM
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Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 6:40:29 PM
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nativengine posted...
Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.
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nativengine
05/24/19 6:42:27 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.


Yeah, move on bro. Shes ready for a journey on the sea..... the sea of freedom her own apartment provides, aka the dick deep
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 7:02:23 PM
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nativengine posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.


Yeah, move on bro. Shes ready for a journey on the sea..... the sea of freedom her own apartment provides, aka the dick deep

My gf would never cheat on me. She is a saint >:(
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obeseexplosive
05/24/19 7:16:37 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.


Yeah, move on bro. Shes ready for a journey on the sea..... the sea of freedom her own apartment provides, aka the dick deep

My gf would never cheat on me. She is a saint >:(

You poor naive man
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Machete
05/24/19 7:28:11 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
Is she gonna have a housewarming keg party?

She doesnt drink. Neither do I.


Can you have a housewarming keg party anyway and invite me, without you or her drinking?
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 7:28:26 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.


Yeah, move on bro. Shes ready for a journey on the sea..... the sea of freedom her own apartment provides, aka the dick deep

My gf would never cheat on me. She is a saint >:(

You poor naive man

I'm not naive I just think I know my gf really well after 4 years of being with her.
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Machete
05/24/19 7:30:51 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Unless you?re ready to marry, move on. I wish I would?ve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said ?it?s her places now?

Find a new side chick because she?s already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.


Yeah, move on bro. She?s ready for a journey on the sea..... the sea of freedom her own apartment provides, aka the dick deep

My gf would never cheat on me. She is a saint >:(

You poor naive man

I'm not naive I just think I know my gf really well after 4 years of being with her.


Even better than random people on the internet who have never met either of you? (This is rhetorical)
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sylverlolol
05/24/19 7:37:47 PM
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nativengine posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.


Yeah, move on bro. Shes ready for a journey on the sea..... the sea of freedom her own apartment provides, aka the dick deep

have you seen his girlfriend? p sure he doesn't have to worry about her cheating
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Feline_Heart
05/24/19 7:39:07 PM
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Just go to the courthouse and get married already
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a-c-a-b
05/24/19 7:40:24 PM
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sylverlolol posted...
nativengine posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.


Yeah, move on bro. Shes ready for a journey on the sea..... the sea of freedom her own apartment provides, aka the dick deep

have you seen his girlfriend? p sure he doesn't have to worry about her cheating

Duncan's still doing much better in the ladies department than a lot of other guys here.
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 7:42:58 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
sylverlolol posted...
nativengine posted...
Duncanwii posted...
nativengine posted...
Unless youre ready to marry, move on. I wish I wouldve taken advice from others when my ex left her toothbrush at my place. Even my dad said its her places now

Find a new side chick because shes already found her side dude

We are going to marry just not right now.


Yeah, move on bro. Shes ready for a journey on the sea..... the sea of freedom her own apartment provides, aka the dick deep

have you seen his girlfriend? p sure he doesn't have to worry about her cheating

Duncan's still doing much better in the ladies department than a lot of other guys here.

This, why can't you all be happy for me (except the few who were. Thank you.)
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Duncanwii
05/24/19 7:56:00 PM
#36:


Feline_Heart posted...
Just go to the courthouse and get married already

I dont have enough money :(
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Goats
05/24/19 7:59:31 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Duncanwii posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
Does that mean youll finally get to tap that?

Extremely likely yes.

The first time you guys have sex she's going to break up with you halfway thru after you scream out the name of a Pokemon instead of hers.


Nah mine finds it endearing reshiram
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