Current Events > What's the best way to ask a girl if shes pregnant or fat?
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ScofieldReturns 05/22/19 8:22:35 PM #1: |
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Hulkasaurusrex 05/22/19 8:29:32 PM #2: |
Ask are you carrying a baby or a bucket of chicken.
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dameon_reaper 05/22/19 8:30:19 PM #3: |
Ask her if she's fat. That'll throw her off guard.
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KILBOTz 05/22/19 8:31:54 PM #4: |
You like that because of a bun in the oven or a Twinkie in the tummy?
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ThunderMuffin 05/22/19 8:50:30 PM #5: |
one time when i was like 16 I was drunk and obnoxious in public and this fat lady told me to shut the fuck up and i said i cant insult a pregnant lady
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Invictar 05/22/19 8:52:10 PM #6: |
Ask when shes due
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Hulkasaurusrex 05/22/19 8:52:56 PM #7: |
Ask if the father is colonel sanders or ronald mcdonald.
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Samman123 05/22/19 8:54:28 PM #8: |
Punch her really hard in the stomach and see how harsh the crime sentence is
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CaptainOfCrush 05/22/19 8:59:39 PM #9: |
I'm not sure if you're looking for an actual answer here, but if you honestly can't tell, then say nothing. It won't take her long to mention her pregnancy, and if she doesn't, you can safely assume she's just overweight.
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hollow_shrine 05/22/19 9:00:31 PM #10: |
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Lairen 05/22/19 9:01:16 PM #11: |
Wait 9 months and youll find out.
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Im_JustMe0129 05/22/19 9:02:17 PM #12: |
So, are you pregnant or just really fat?
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bknight 05/22/19 9:27:26 PM #13: |
Say congratulation, if she says thank you, she's pregnant, if she says for what, she's not, and make up something clever.
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0xDEFECADE 05/22/19 9:33:14 PM #14: |
motion to her belly and say "can I feel?"
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WWEPropaganda 05/23/19 1:09:57 PM #15: |
Well that's easy, just tell her that you're on the Blow Away Diet made famous by WWE Superstar "Playboy" Buddy Rose who after a successful career of playboying ballooned to over 350 pounds.
  But thanks to the blow away diet, he slimmed down to a mere 217 pounds.   If you ask her if she's on the diet as well and the girl says "Yes I am on the blow away diet too" then she is obviously pregnant. If she says "No, I'm not on Buddy Rose's Blow Away Diet" then you gotta believe she's just put on a few pounds Simple --- WWEPropaganda's Superstar of the day: Five Feet of Fury Alexa Bliss https://imgur.com/laKjtaj ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 05/23/19 1:11:30 PM #16: |
Unless she's your girlfriend/wife/FWB/bedmate, just don't.
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sevihaimerej 05/23/19 1:15:44 PM #17: |
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bobtuse 05/23/19 1:16:03 PM #18: |
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Firewerx 05/23/19 4:08:43 PM #19: |
Telepathically.
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