Current Events > it sucks that succubus can give you ultimate pleasure

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Beveren_Rabbit
05/22/19 7:24:38 PM
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but you die
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
05/22/19 7:27:29 PM
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are you 13
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Scotty_Rogers
05/22/19 7:28:02 PM
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@im_not_13
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THE FAM.
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Zack_Attackv1
05/22/19 7:29:26 PM
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Umbreon
05/22/19 7:29:56 PM
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You were going to die anyway. Might as well go out in pure Bliss.

...Not sure why autocorrect capitalized the B in "bliss", someone still Google must like that Lisa game.
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Gobstoppers12
05/22/19 7:30:37 PM
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It's a cautionary tale that basically says "sex is cool, but baggage is forever"
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Tyranthraxus
05/22/19 7:32:08 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's a cautionary tale that basically says "sex is cool, but baggage is forever"

No it's not. That's bullshit made up by people more recently.

Succubuses were originally described by these monks that were having nightmares about being raped by obese hideous women
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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/22/19 7:34:29 PM
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You can do that right now, it's called heroin/opioid overdose.
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AttackUp
05/22/19 7:34:31 PM
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Maybe a succubus would be best when you're like 90. You'd be old and going to die anyday so you might as well go out with a bang (literally)
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Questionmarktarius
05/22/19 7:34:55 PM
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qwXlGbb
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/22/19 7:36:43 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's a cautionary tale that basically says "sex is cool, but baggage is forever"

No it's not. That's bullshit made up by people more recently.

Succubuses were originally described by these monks that were having nightmares about being raped by obese hideous women

It wasn't hideous women, just women.

They were sexually repressed and needed to explain their wet dreams to God.
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Tsukasa1891
05/22/19 7:43:37 PM
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im not 13
05/22/19 10:53:00 PM
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