Current Events > Koalas are officially 'functionally extinct'

Topic List	Page List: 1, 2
YoshitoKikuchi 05/22/19 1:12:45 PM #1:	https://www.irishpost.com/news/koalas-officially-functionally-extinct-may-wiped-within-generation-167108 --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:922228200] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>https://www.irishpost.com/news/koalas-officially-functionally-extinct-may-wiped-within-generation-167108</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 05/22/19 1:13:51 PM #2:	they, like pandas, no longer wish to live on this planet <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:922228247] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>they, like pandas, no longer wish to live on this planet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#3	Post #3 was unavailable or deleted.
burritosatan 05/22/19 1:14:42 PM #4:	What purpose do they even serve --- Same sex marriage is not gay privilege, its equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't <cite>burritosatan posted [p:922228272] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 05/22/19 1:15:40 PM #5:	burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve you think things need to serve a purpose to exist? --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:922228315] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> you think things need to serve a purpose to exist?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 05/22/19 1:16:10 PM #6:	From videos i have seen of them they aren't really scared of humans and that might be part of why they die so much. They just kinda hang out and don't care. And then stuff kills them cause their not being careful <cite>Zikten posted [p:922228334] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>From videos i have seen of them they aren't really scared of humans and that might be part of why they die so much. They just kinda hang out and don't care. And then stuff kills them cause their not being careful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountDog 05/22/19 1:16:23 PM #7:	burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve What purpose does anyone serve? --- http://kinomania.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gran-torino-clint-eastwood.jpg http://verleih.polyfilm.at/how_arnold_won_the_west/arnold%20thumbs%20up.jpg <cite>CountDog posted [p:922228344] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> What purpose does anyone serve?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burritosatan 05/22/19 1:16:48 PM #8:	ThyCorndog posted... burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve you think things need to serve a purpose to exist? Not necessarily, but if they dont serve a purpose I'm not going to be sad if they cease existence --- Same sex marriage is not gay privilege, its equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't <cite>burritosatan posted [p:922228360] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> you think things need to serve a purpose to exist?</quote> Not necessarily, but if they dont serve a purpose I'm not going to be sad if they cease existence</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Ivory_Man 05/22/19 1:19:13 PM #9:	Koalas are more messed up than what people can do. They evolved to eat a shitty diet (somewhat literally) that they can't really handle. Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. They have super low fertility rates too. Not really sure how much people can really do. --- "Just because someone is killed doesn't mean they died" - Shojikan <cite>The_Ivory_Man posted [p:922228456] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>Koalas are more messed up than what people can do. They evolved to eat a shitty diet (somewhat literally) that they can't really handle. Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. They have super low fertility rates too. Not really sure how much people can really do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 05/22/19 1:19:42 PM #10:	Can we do pugs next? We've engineered them to have permanent spinal problems, the inability to breathe properly even when sitting down, and giant eyes that literally fall out of their skulls when they get older sometimes. Let's do nature a service and make them extinct next. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:922228477] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>Can we do pugs next? We've engineered them to have permanent spinal problems, the inability to breathe properly even when sitting down, and giant eyes that literally fall out of their skulls when they get older sometimes. Let's do nature a service and make them extinct next.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 05/22/19 1:20:09 PM #11:	They do serve a purpose. They are used as examples of the bizarre animals in Australia, and fosters a healthy xenophobia regarding that ecosystem. They also serve the purpose of having their picture taken so people who are unaware of their degeneracy can go awwwww. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:922228500] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>They do serve a purpose. They are used as examples of the bizarre animals in Australia, and fosters a healthy xenophobia regarding that ecosystem. They also serve the purpose of having their picture taken so people who are unaware of their degeneracy can go awwwww.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burritosatan 05/22/19 1:20:46 PM #12:	NeoShadowhen posted... They do serve a purpose. They are used as examples of the bizarre animals in Australia, and fosters a healthy xenophobia regarding that ecosystem. They also serve the purpose of having their picture taken so people who are unaware of their degeneracy can go awwwww. I meant important purpose --- Same sex marriage is not gay privilege, its equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't <cite>burritosatan posted [p:922228530] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeoShadowhen posted...</cite> <quote>They do serve a purpose. They are used as examples of the bizarre animals in Australia, and fosters a healthy xenophobia regarding that ecosystem. They also serve the purpose of having their picture taken so people who are unaware of their degeneracy can go awwwww.</quote> I meant important purpose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#13	Post #13 was unavailable or deleted.
s0nicfan 05/22/19 1:21:12 PM #14:	NeoShadowhen posted... They do serve a purpose. They are used as examples of the bizarre animals in Australia, and fosters a healthy xenophobia regarding that ecosystem. They also serve the purpose of having their picture taken so people who are unaware of their degeneracy can go awwwww. So an animal that most people think is adorable and are completely unaware of their degeneracy is used to foster... xenophobia? --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:922228555] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeoShadowhen posted...</cite> <quote>They do serve a purpose. They are used as examples of the bizarre animals in Australia, and fosters a healthy xenophobia regarding that ecosystem. They also serve the purpose of having their picture taken so people who are unaware of their degeneracy can go awwwww.</quote> So an animal that most people think is adorable and are completely unaware of their degeneracy is used to foster... xenophobia?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 05/22/19 1:25:01 PM #15:	If I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up, I would probably refuse to breed resulting in the extinction of my species as well. This is probably the same reason that the giant pandas are going extinct as well. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:922228734] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>If I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up, I would probably refuse to breed resulting in the extinction of my species as well. This is probably the same reason that the giant pandas are going extinct as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
r25 05/22/19 1:46:54 PM #16:	Paragon21XX posted... I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up <cite>r25 posted [p:922229661] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 05/22/19 1:48:43 PM #17:	burritosatan posted... NeoShadowhen posted... They do serve a purpose. They are used as examples of the bizarre animals in Australia, and fosters a healthy xenophobia regarding that ecosystem. They also serve the purpose of having their picture taken so people who are unaware of their degeneracy can go awwwww. I meant important purpose And you do? --- https://gfycat.com/ChillyNearFiddlercrab <cite>Looked gf posted [p:922229735] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeoShadowhen posted...</cite> <quote>They do serve a purpose. They are used as examples of the bizarre animals in Australia, and fosters a healthy xenophobia regarding that ecosystem. They also serve the purpose of having their picture taken so people who are unaware of their degeneracy can go awwwww.</quote> I meant important purpose</quote> And you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/22/19 1:57:16 PM #18:	Godnorgosh posted... Honeyeaters use koala fur to build their nests. Honeyeaters themselves pollinate flowers and eat insects. https://www.echidnawalkabout.com.au/koalas-and-brown-headed-honeyeaters/ I don't think they'll stop building nests just because there are no more koalas. Don't make me quote Ian Malcolm --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:922230136] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote>Honeyeaters use koala fur to build their nests. Honeyeaters themselves pollinate flowers and eat insects. https://www.echidnawalkabout.com.au/koalas-and-brown-headed-honeyeaters/</quote> I don't think they'll stop building nests just because there are no more koalas. Don't make me quote Ian Malcolm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 05/22/19 3:13:35 PM #19:	bump --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:922233207] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GasMonkey 05/22/19 3:19:18 PM #20:	r25 posted... Paragon21XX posted... I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up alot of herbivores need to do this or they wont be able to digest their food once weaned. litteraly every rabbit has to do this for example --- life at 165mph <cite>GasMonkey posted [p:922233411] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>r25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up</quote> </quote> alot of herbivores need to do this or they wont be able to digest their food once weaned. litteraly every rabbit has to do this for example</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 05/22/19 3:21:11 PM #21:	The_Ivory_Man posted... Koalas are more messed up than what people can do. They evolved to eat a shitty diet (somewhat literally) that they can't really handle. Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. They have super low fertility rates too. Not really sure how much people can really do. Just clone them using samples from healthy koalas --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:922233474] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Ivory_Man posted...</cite> <quote>Koalas are more messed up than what people can do. They evolved to eat a shitty diet (somewhat literally) that they can't really handle. Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. They have super low fertility rates too. Not really sure how much people can really do.</quote> Just clone them using samples from healthy koalas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3 05/22/19 3:21:24 PM #22:	I don't think they would be on humanity's hands nearly as much as most other species. Can they even eat anything besides eucalyptus? --- 7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether <cite>P4wn4g3 posted [p:922233482] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>I don't think they would be on humanity's hands nearly as much as most other species. Can they even eat anything besides eucalyptus?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacDaMurderer 05/22/19 3:27:16 PM #23:	burritosatan posted... ThyCorndog posted... burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve you think things need to serve a purpose to exist? Not necessarily, but if they dont serve a purpose I'm not going to be sad if they cease existence Humans dont do shit but fuck up the planet yet here we are. --- @macdamurderer GT: Mac Da Murderer <cite>MacDaMurderer posted [p:922233738] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> you think things need to serve a purpose to exist?</quote> Not necessarily, but if they dont serve a purpose I'm not going to be sad if they cease existence</quote> Humans dont do shit but fuck up the planet yet here we are.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 05/22/19 3:28:51 PM #24:	The_Ivory_Man posted... Koalas are more messed up than what people can do. They evolved to eat a shitty diet (somewhat literally) that they can't really handle. Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. They have super low fertility rates too. Not really sure how much people can really do. Bret screwed Bret. --- "I also advised their executives through e-mail that further behavior could result in a cyber attack[...]" https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:922233802] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Ivory_Man posted...</cite> <quote>Koalas are more messed up than what people can do. They evolved to eat a shitty diet (somewhat literally) that they can't really handle. Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. They have super low fertility rates too. Not really sure how much people can really do.</quote> Bret screwed Bret.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/22/19 3:36:41 PM #25:	The_Ivory_Man posted... Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:922234112] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Ivory_Man posted...</cite> <quote>Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. </quote> Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 05/22/19 3:37:59 PM #26:	Tyranthraxus posted... The_Ivory_Man posted... Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans That fucking koala --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:922234186] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Ivory_Man posted...</cite> <quote>Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. </quote> Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans</quote> That fucking koala</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/22/19 3:38:36 PM #27:	P4wn4g3 posted... I don't think they would be on humanity's hands nearly as much as most other species. Can they even eat anything besides eucalyptus? Yes, they choose not to, however. The eucalyptus makes them high so they're addicted to it --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:922234221] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>P4wn4g3 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't think they would be on humanity's hands nearly as much as most other species. Can they even eat anything besides eucalyptus?</quote> Yes, they choose not to, however. The eucalyptus makes them high so they're addicted to it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 05/22/19 3:41:28 PM #28:	obeseexplosive posted... Tyranthraxus posted... The_Ivory_Man posted... Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans That fucking koala fucking furries --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:922234338] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Ivory_Man posted...</cite> <quote>Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. </quote> Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans</quote> That fucking koala</quote> fucking furries</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sir Will 05/22/19 3:42:48 PM #29:	eston posted... Godnorgosh posted... Honeyeaters use koala fur to build their nests. Honeyeaters themselves pollinate flowers and eat insects. https://www.echidnawalkabout.com.au/koalas-and-brown-headed-honeyeaters/ I don't think they'll stop building nests just because there are no more koalas. Don't make me quote Ian Malcolm Please don't. A fictional character is a terrible source of science advice. Because no, nature does not always 'find a way'. Sometimes, and more often with us pushing things, they die out. --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' <cite>Sir Will posted [p:922234394] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote>Honeyeaters use koala fur to build their nests. Honeyeaters themselves pollinate flowers and eat insects. https://www.echidnawalkabout.com.au/koalas-and-brown-headed-honeyeaters/</quote> I don't think they'll stop building nests just because there are no more koalas. Don't make me quote Ian Malcolm</quote> Please don't. A fictional character is a terrible source of science advice. Because no, nature does not always 'find a way'. Sometimes, and more often with us pushing things, they die out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burritosatan 05/22/19 3:59:43 PM #30:	GasMonkey posted... r25 posted... Paragon21XX posted... I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up alot of herbivores need to do this or they wont be able to digest their food once weaned. litteraly every rabbit has to do this for example Man the intelligent design argument is just do beautiful and graceful --- Same sex marriage is not gay privilege, its equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't <cite>burritosatan posted [p:922235051] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>GasMonkey posted...</cite> <quote><cite>r25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up</quote> </quote> alot of herbivores need to do this or they wont be able to digest their food once weaned. litteraly every rabbit has to do this for example</quote> Man the intelligent design argument is just do beautiful and graceful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/22/19 4:04:07 PM #31:	Something like koalas, I get. Don't really agree but I get it. But I have literally no idea why people get all flustered when some species of bat that looks and acts exactly like the bajillion other species of bat goes extinct. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:922235223] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>Something like koalas, I get. Don't really agree but I get it. But I have literally no idea why people get all flustered when some species of bat that looks and acts exactly like the bajillion other species of bat goes extinct.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grindcorp9000 05/22/19 4:06:16 PM #32:	I was fortunate to see some on my trip to Australia last year. I even got footage of one walking across the forest floor. Which is extremely rare to see in person. I got to hold one too. --- Hey <cite>Grindcorp9000 posted [p:922235285] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>I was fortunate to see some on my trip to Australia last year. I even got footage of one walking across the forest floor. Which is extremely rare to see in person. I got to hold one too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/22/19 4:47:25 PM #33:	Sir Will posted... eston posted... Godnorgosh posted... Honeyeaters use koala fur to build their nests. Honeyeaters themselves pollinate flowers and eat insects. https://www.echidnawalkabout.com.au/koalas-and-brown-headed-honeyeaters/ I don't think they'll stop building nests just because there are no more koalas. Don't make me quote Ian Malcolm Please don't. A fictional character is a terrible source of science advice. Because no, nature does not always 'find a way'. Sometimes, and more often with us pushing things, they die out. So do you believe that those birds will stop building nests entirely? Because adaptation is a thing --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:922237010] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sir Will posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote>Honeyeaters use koala fur to build their nests. Honeyeaters themselves pollinate flowers and eat insects. https://www.echidnawalkabout.com.au/koalas-and-brown-headed-honeyeaters/</quote> I don't think they'll stop building nests just because there are no more koalas. Don't make me quote Ian Malcolm</quote> Please don't. A fictional character is a terrible source of science advice. Because no, nature does not always 'find a way'. Sometimes, and more often with us pushing things, they die out.</quote> So do you believe that those birds will stop building nests entirely? Because adaptation is a thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 05/22/19 4:48:37 PM #34:	Tyranthraxus posted... The_Ivory_Man posted... Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans Oh god.... --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:922237071] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Ivory_Man posted...</cite> <quote>Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. </quote> Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans</quote> Oh god....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 05/22/19 5:00:12 PM #35:	This is just dishonest alarmism by someone with scientific authority and a bias for koalas. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:922237567] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>This is just dishonest alarmism by someone with scientific authority and a bias for koalas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sir Will 05/22/19 5:12:01 PM #36:	eston posted... Sir Will posted... eston posted... Godnorgosh posted... Honeyeaters use koala fur to build their nests. Honeyeaters themselves pollinate flowers and eat insects. https://www.echidnawalkabout.com.au/koalas-and-brown-headed-honeyeaters/ I don't think they'll stop building nests just because there are no more koalas. Don't make me quote Ian Malcolm Please don't. A fictional character is a terrible source of science advice. Because no, nature does not always 'find a way'. Sometimes, and more often with us pushing things, they die out. So do you believe that those birds will stop building nests entirely? Because adaptation is a thing In this case, no. But sometimes there aren't substitutions for what is lost. Sometimes other species relying on a particular thing can't adapt in time. I mean, that's how some of these dominoes start in the first place. 'Life will find a way' is simplistic and wrong. --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' <cite>Sir Will posted [p:922237971] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sir Will posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote>Honeyeaters use koala fur to build their nests. Honeyeaters themselves pollinate flowers and eat insects. https://www.echidnawalkabout.com.au/koalas-and-brown-headed-honeyeaters/</quote> I don't think they'll stop building nests just because there are no more koalas. Don't make me quote Ian Malcolm</quote> Please don't. A fictional character is a terrible source of science advice. Because no, nature does not always 'find a way'. Sometimes, and more often with us pushing things, they die out.</quote> So do you believe that those birds will stop building nests entirely? Because adaptation is a thing</quote> In this case, no. But sometimes there aren't substitutions for what is lost. Sometimes other species relying on a particular thing can't adapt in time. I mean, that's how some of these dominoes start in the first place. 'Life will find a way' is simplistic and wrong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MARKINGRAM22 05/22/19 5:16:06 PM #37:	CountDog posted... burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve What purpose does anyone serve? Actually a lot. <cite>MARKINGRAM22 posted [p:922238162] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountDog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> What purpose does anyone serve?</quote> Actually a lot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burritosatan 05/22/19 6:45:36 PM #38:	MARKINGRAM22 posted... CountDog posted... burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve What purpose does anyone serve? Actually a lot. Not everyone --- Same sex marriage is not gay privilege, its equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't <cite>burritosatan posted [p:922241848] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>MARKINGRAM22 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountDog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> What purpose does anyone serve?</quote> Actually a lot.</quote> Not everyone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 05/22/19 9:37:52 PM #39:	burritosatan posted... MARKINGRAM22 posted... CountDog posted... burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve What purpose does anyone serve? Actually a lot. Not everyone >_> --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:922248483] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MARKINGRAM22 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountDog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> What purpose does anyone serve?</quote> Actually a lot.</quote> Not everyone</quote> >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burritosatan 05/22/19 10:42:40 PM #40:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... burritosatan posted... MARKINGRAM22 posted... CountDog posted... burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve What purpose does anyone serve? Actually a lot. Not everyone >_> Dont be ridiculous you serve a purpose --- Same sex marriage is not gay privilege, its equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't <cite>burritosatan posted [p:922250891] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MARKINGRAM22 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountDog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> What purpose does anyone serve?</quote> Actually a lot.</quote> Not everyone</quote> >_></quote> Dont be ridiculous you serve a purpose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Ivory_Man 05/23/19 1:39:51 AM #41:	Tyranthraxus posted... The_Ivory_Man posted... Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans I wasn't actually. Man, I really don't understand why anyone would think to just randomly stick their dick in whatever animal they came across. --- "Just because someone is killed doesn't mean they died" - Shojikan <cite>The_Ivory_Man posted [p:922256077] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Ivory_Man posted...</cite> <quote>Most have tons of STDs, I think like close to 90% have an STD. </quote> Just so you're aware, they contracted that disease from humans</quote> I wasn't actually. Man, I really don't understand why anyone would think to just randomly stick their dick in whatever animal they came across.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 05/23/19 1:43:24 AM #42:	burritosatan posted... YoshitoKikuchi posted... burritosatan posted... MARKINGRAM22 posted... CountDog posted... burritosatan posted... What purpose do they even serve What purpose does anyone serve? Actually a lot. Not everyone >_> Dont be ridiculous you serve a purpose Yeah. We need unsuccessful people to make the successful people feel superior But dammit we fail just as hard as the rest of them --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:922256167] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MARKINGRAM22 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountDog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote>What purpose do they even serve</quote> What purpose does anyone serve?</quote> Actually a lot.</quote> Not everyone</quote> >_></quote> Dont be ridiculous you serve a purpose</quote> Yeah. We need unsuccessful people to make the successful people feel superior But dammit we fail just as hard as the rest of them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 05/23/19 1:55:48 AM #43:	They started it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6hLIP06I_8" data-time=" <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:922256414] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>They started it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6hLIP06I_8" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lunaaaa 05/23/19 5:35:05 AM #44:	Kaiganeer posted... they, like pandas, no longer wish to live on this planet Me too. --- ManWithGun has a big iron on his crotch <cite>Lunaaaa posted [p:922259721] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaiganeer posted...</cite> <quote>they, like pandas, no longer wish to live on this planet</quote> Me too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 05/23/19 5:48:00 AM #45:	fuck this stupid liberal government destroying australia and fuck everyone who supports this liberal government --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:922259897] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>fuck this stupid liberal government destroying australia and fuck everyone who supports this liberal government</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 05/23/19 5:53:35 AM #46:	Dang, that sucks. I never have seen one live before. --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:922259946] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>Dang, that sucks. I never have seen one live before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 05/23/19 5:55:11 AM #47:	burritosatan posted... GasMonkey posted... r25 posted... Paragon21XX posted... I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up alot of herbivores need to do this or they wont be able to digest their food once weaned. litteraly every rabbit has to do this for example Man the intelligent design argument is just do beautiful and graceful if you're creating the universe, why not go batshit crazy with creativity? The fact shit can be used for something quite useful is both disgusting and amazing all at once. <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:922259965] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>burritosatan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GasMonkey posted...</cite> <quote><cite>r25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>I had to endure the disgrace of having to eat pap (mother's poop) growing up</quote> </quote> alot of herbivores need to do this or they wont be able to digest their food once weaned. litteraly every rabbit has to do this for example</quote> Man the intelligent design argument is just do beautiful and graceful</quote> if you're creating the universe, why not go batshit crazy with creativity? The fact shit can be used for something quite useful is both disgusting and amazing all at once.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 05/23/19 5:57:31 AM #48:	You either evolve to change with the times or you die out. Countless species go extinct every day because they couldnt keep up. Thats just nature doing its job. --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:922259987] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote>You either evolve to change with the times or you die out. Countless species go extinct every day because they couldnt keep up. Thats just nature doing its job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 05/23/19 5:58:59 AM #49:	Chicken posted... You either evolve to change with the times or you die out. Countless species go extinct every day because they couldnt keep up. Thats just nature doing its job. This isn't "natural". Humans are 100% to blame for this. --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:922260014] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>You either evolve to change with the times or you die out. Countless species go extinct every day because they couldnt keep up. Thats just nature doing its job.</quote> This isn't "natural". Humans are 100% to blame for this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 05/23/19 6:04:45 AM #50:	Rika_Furude posted... Chicken posted... You either evolve to change with the times or you die out. Countless species go extinct every day because they couldnt keep up. Thats just nature doing its job. This isn't "natural". Humans are 100% to blame for this. I agree but watch the world burn for a while it is funny to some people. Hey i got some hotdogs. Wanna make smores. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:922260098] in Koalas are... [t:77732932]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rika_Furude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>You either evolve to change with the times or you die out. Countless species go extinct every day because they couldnt keep up. Thats just nature doing its job.</quote> This isn't "natural". Humans are 100% to blame for this.</quote> I agree but watch the world burn for a while it is funny to some people. Hey i got some hotdogs. Wanna make smores.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1, 2

Current Events > Koalas are officially 'functionally extinct' (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Koalas are officially 'functionally extinct'