Current Events > Article: "Rape is a gift from God" and other Republican bullshit.

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HylianFox
05/19/19 4:58:56 PM
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https://www.alternet.org/2019/05/gift-from-god-and-other-reasons-why-rape-is-not-rape-according-to-republicans/

Since God is all powerful, letting women get raped is part of some cosmic plan. Its Gods way of testing us, like Job, not to allow women the right to choose what they do and do not do with their bodies.


As Republican Rep. from Missouri Todd Akin once explained to KTVI-TV back in the summer of 2012,First of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare. If its a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. The act of a woman getting pregnant nullifies any chance that she was actually raped. In fact, maybe she liked it? That is clearly the only explanation of women impregnated by rapistsaccording to Republican Akins medical theory.


Below you can check out the GOP Rape Advisory Chart made by community member Brainwrap back in 2012:


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Zerocide
05/19/19 5:03:49 PM
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Yikes
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Turbam
05/19/19 5:04:31 PM
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Rika_Furude
05/19/19 5:05:15 PM
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Hard pass on religion
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UnfairRepresent
05/19/19 5:05:46 PM
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"Walk-It-Off Rape" title doesn't match the quote.
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Grischnak
05/19/19 5:10:37 PM
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The John McCain one is a bit baffling to me. A reporter said that McCain made some sort of joke involving rape and an ape that she couldn't remember and so they made up a rape joke involving an ape and labeled it a McCain quote? That's not how quotes work...
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Smashingpmkns
05/19/19 5:12:22 PM
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So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh
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Ving_Rhames
05/19/19 5:18:25 PM
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Republicans
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SpaghettiCookie
05/19/19 5:33:50 PM
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TwixDawg posted...
maybe their own daughters and wives should get a little "gift from God"

Not funny to wish harm on women for mens ignorance. Thats what has been causing us harm for years.
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Umbreon
05/19/19 5:38:36 PM
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TwixDawg posted...
maybe their own daughters and wives should get a little "gift from God"


Two things.

1. They wouldn't care. Their absolutely lack of empathy for women doesn't have an exception clause. If their daughters/wives get raped, they would be more concerned with their own ego being damaged for having "damaged goods" rather than feel bad for them.

More importantly

2. Said daughters and wives have nothing to do with how horrible the father/husband is. They shouldn't suffer due to the actions of someone else. No one should be raped. No one.
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Master_Bass
05/19/19 5:41:36 PM
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Absolutely disgusting.
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Solar_Crimson
05/19/19 7:49:01 PM
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If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldnt a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapists pursuit of sexual freedom doesnt (in most cases) result in anyones death.

Fucking YIKES
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TreyFlowers
05/19/19 8:05:56 PM
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there's only one sentence I can use to describe this

Those c***s are fucked.
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LightHawKnight
05/19/19 8:17:16 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh


Isn't God pro-everything? Cause it all exists for according to his will.
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Nth
05/19/19 8:38:18 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh


Isn't God pro-everything? Cause it all exists for according to his will.


Well he has a pretty hard stance against wearing mixed and colored fabrics, eating shrimp or working on Sunday. All punishable by death.
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UnfairRepresent
05/19/19 8:40:49 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh


Isn't God pro-everything? Cause it all exists for according to his will.


if God is pro everything then he is pro murder
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SpaghettiCookie
05/19/19 8:41:32 PM
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Nth posted...
LightHawKnight posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh


Isn't God pro-everything? Cause it all exists for according to his will.


Well he has a pretty hard stance against wearing mixed and colored fabrics, eating shrimp or working on Sunday. All punishable by death.


That was Jewish law, not Christian law. Why spout lies?
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Rexdragon125
05/19/19 8:44:02 PM
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Republicans are comic book villains, what else is new
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ZeroKelvin
05/19/19 8:45:11 PM
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SpaghettiCookie posted...
Nth posted...
LightHawKnight posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh


Isn't God pro-everything? Cause it all exists for according to his will.


Well he has a pretty hard stance against wearing mixed and colored fabrics, eating shrimp or working on Sunday. All punishable by death.


That was Jewish law, not Christian law. Why spout lies?

The Old Testament is still part of the Christian mythology, bruh. Just because the New Testament updated Gods rules it didnt magically erase what happened in the OT.
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ColdOne666
05/19/19 10:20:07 PM
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Wtf
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SpaghettiCookie
05/19/19 11:29:39 PM
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ZeroKelvin posted...
SpaghettiCookie posted...
Nth posted...
LightHawKnight posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh


Isn't God pro-everything? Cause it all exists for according to his will.


Well he has a pretty hard stance against wearing mixed and colored fabrics, eating shrimp or working on Sunday. All punishable by death.


That was Jewish law, not Christian law. Why spout lies?

The Old Testament is still part of the Christian mythology, bruh. Just because the New Testament updated Gods rules it didnt magically erase what happened in the OT.

The Bible didnt only write Gods word, it spoke of the law of the land so that then Christian readers learned.

Jewish men telling them to do that doesnt mean we need to do that. Its a recount of Jewish law. Again? Not Gods law. Jewish leaders made this rule to distinguish themselves, God didnt tell them to, so it is no longer valid. That entire book was mostly Jewish law not law of God
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/19/19 11:51:40 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh


Well, God himself was pretty much a rapist, his victim was a minor no less, and she was forced to carry and birth the child whether she wanted to or not.

With all that in mind, suddenly things make too much horrifying sense with these people.
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Frosted_Midna
05/20/19 12:20:38 AM
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Yikes I wish I did not click this topic!
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SpaghettiCookie
05/20/19 12:38:43 AM
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Inferno, thats isnt what happened at all. Your misunderstanding being spoken as fact is actually sad. Youre clearly just trying to be edgy or offensive as if youre a child
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Dark_Garioshi
05/20/19 12:44:58 AM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh


Isn't God pro-everything? Cause it all exists for according to his will.

See Doctor Manhattan
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hockeybub89
05/20/19 12:46:35 AM
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Tmaster148
05/20/19 1:07:16 AM
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I said in a different topic that I was getting the feeling that Republicans were going to try and legalize rape. But man I wish I was wrong.
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Tsukasa1891
05/20/19 1:17:47 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh

Deuteronomy 22:28 - 22:29

If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

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Cool_new_name
05/20/19 1:22:09 AM
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It's all lies to protect addicts.
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0xDEFECADE
05/20/19 1:30:26 AM
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if there is a hell, those people better be there
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Thompson
05/20/19 2:03:46 AM
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0xDEFECADE posted...
if there is a hell, those people better be there

Isn't it pleasing to think that, when these "Christians" go to the pearly gates, they're promptly given a terse "NOPE" and unceremoniously dropped to hell?
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Rika_Furude
05/20/19 3:15:09 AM
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Tsukasa1891 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
So God is pretty much pro-rape and people still believe in him smh

Deuteronomy 22:28 - 22:29

If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

https://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/22-28.htm

Oh no, the poor rapist... /s

What the FUCK is wrong with christianity/islam/religion in general except buddhists
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pinky0926
05/20/19 3:20:21 AM
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That fucking chart
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_Rinku_
05/20/19 3:30:28 AM
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This stuff turns my stomach. Fucking. Yikes.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/20/19 3:36:55 AM
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SpaghettiCookie posted...
Inferno, thats isnt what happened at all. Your misunderstanding being spoken as fact is actually sad. Youre clearly just trying to be edgy or offensive as if youre a child


Ah, you must be the snowflake that marked me.

But just as God said onto Mary before we went in dry; "Too bad, deal with it".
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scar the 1
05/20/19 4:10:08 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Oh no, the poor rapist... /s

What the FUCK is wrong with christianity/islam/religion in general except buddhists

Any religion is the product of the norms of the time it was established. The Bible passage there was written in a time when women were clearly seen as property.
What you're looking at is patriarchy, and it isn't confined to just religion.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/20/19 12:01:13 PM
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SpaghettiCookie posted...
Inferno, thats isnt what happened at all. Your misunderstanding being spoken as fact is actually sad. Youre clearly just trying to be edgy or offensive as if youre a child


Lol, I triggered your ass twice, I see.

I'm still not wrong by the way.
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EbonTitanium
05/20/19 12:09:05 PM
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God had two cities leveled for the way they mistreated people.
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Sada_Pop
05/20/19 12:20:54 PM
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Zerocide posted...
Yikes

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LArcEnCieIX
05/20/19 12:23:34 PM
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Rexdragon125
05/20/19 12:24:06 PM
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Conservatism: Not allowing your culture to evolve for 2000 years
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apocalyptic_4
05/20/19 12:30:54 PM
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Imagine a sane man writing that up...

Fucking hell
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/20/19 12:38:26 PM
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SpaghettiCookie posted...
Inferno, thats isnt what happened at all. Your misunderstanding being spoken as fact is actually sad. Youre clearly just trying to be edgy or offensive as if youre a child


Three, three butthurt marks. Ah. Ah. Ah.

But yeah, I'm convinced now you and this one upset mod are butt buddies now. I can rightly assume you're the top in the relationship as well because if you were the bottom, your ass wouldn't get sore so easily.
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legendarylemur
05/20/19 12:56:58 PM
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I feel like they are allowed to believe this... as long as they enter themselves into the sex offender registry. Pretty sure this can be construed as intent to rape
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King_Hellebuyck
05/20/19 1:07:16 PM
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Republicans gonna Republican
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Purple_Cheetah
05/20/19 1:08:48 PM
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I really like that one saying 'if it's inevitible, just relax and enjoy it'

I can just see it being said during the act and then followed up by one of the others regarding how her body didn't fight it off like some sort of invading illness therefore it was meant to be. Could apply to guys as well, but not sure of too many mpregs irl so part of that wouldn't work.

Ugh...
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Machete
05/20/19 1:18:02 PM
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Yikes
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05/20/19 1:18:39 PM
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Zerocide posted...
Yikes

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/20/19 2:02:41 PM
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Goddamn, some pro-life conservatives really are the bottom of the barrel.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/20/19 2:41:56 PM
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SpaghettiCookie posted...
Inferno, thats isnt what happened at all. Your misunderstanding being spoken as fact is actually sad. Youre clearly just trying to be edgy or offensive as if youre a child


Four marks, eh? I think that qualifies as you being officially ass devastated.
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