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EndOfDiscOne
05/16/19 2:48:50 PM
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And published them in a book, would you read it? Could your mind handle a collection of Sunhawk essays?
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ArchiePeck
05/16/19 2:49:34 PM
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He wouldn't finish the book, he would quit as soon as it got difficult.
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MedeaLysistrata
05/16/19 2:50:31 PM
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Probably
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MC_BatCommander
05/16/19 2:51:03 PM
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I can read all the dumb shit he says for free here, no way would I give him money
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Shotgunnova
05/16/19 2:54:31 PM
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"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. 'I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
-- Sunhawk

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Alpha218
05/16/19 2:57:45 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. 'I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
-- Sunhawk

Rofl
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UnholyMudcrab
05/16/19 2:57:57 PM
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Chapter 285: Musings on ancient German history, 1871-1918
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MedeaLysistrata
05/16/19 2:59:03 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Chapter 285: Musings on ancient German history, 1871-1918

Why are they called Germans? They used to war a lot so it should be grrr mans
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eston
05/16/19 3:06:47 PM
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Omnislasher
05/16/19 3:08:49 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. 'I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
-- Sunhawk

Rofl
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MeIon Bread
05/16/19 3:17:35 PM
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This topix actually made me laugh out loud several times. Good work, TC.
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Were_Wyrm
05/16/19 3:20:52 PM
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The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car, I forget what kind it was, and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
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pinky0926
05/16/19 3:31:37 PM
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I read 3 books this month. I think that was a good month. Did you read anything? Normally I read at least 4 books a month, but one of these books was a bit larger than the other books that I normally read.

The books were quite good. But one of them was very bad. I won't say which, but I'm sure you can guess.

Of course I bet CE doesn't read books at all, so this topic won't be popular.

- Sunhawk
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Alpha218
05/16/19 3:33:11 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I read 3 books this month. I think that was a good month. Did you read anything? Normally I read at least 4 books a month, but one of these books was a bit larger than the other books that I normally read.

The books were quite good. But one of them was very bad. I won't say which, but I'm sure you can guess.

Of course I bet CE doesn't read books at all, so this topic won't be popular.

- Sunhawk

I cant tell if Ive actually read him saying these exact words before.

Good job pinky lmao
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Kazi1212
05/16/19 3:37:32 PM
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Shame his genius will only be appreciated posthumously
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averagejoel
05/16/19 3:39:14 PM
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Do Americans know what JoJo Bows are?

Oh, here's something funny I saw recently. An 8-year-old guy with a JoJo Bow, and she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'I like big bows and I cannot lie'.

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Zerocide
05/16/19 3:45:41 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
He wouldn't finish the book, he would quit as soon as it got difficult.

So he'd pull a Brian Griffin?
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Zack_Attackv1
05/16/19 3:48:15 PM
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*coughing fit of laughter*
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MC_BatCommander
05/16/19 4:00:07 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I read 3 books this month. I think that was a good month. Did you read anything? Normally I read at least 4 books a month, but one of these books was a bit larger than the other books that I normally read.

The books were quite good. But one of them was very bad. I won't say which, but I'm sure you can guess.

Of course I bet CE doesn't read books at all, so this topic won't be popular.

- Sunhawk

I cant tell if Ive actually read him saying these exact words before.

Good job pinky lmao

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EndOfDiscOne
05/16/19 4:10:32 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I read 3 books this month. I think that was a good month. Did you read anything? Normally I read at least 4 books a month, but one of these books was a bit larger than the other books that I normally read.

The books were quite good. But one of them was very bad. I won't say which, but I'm sure you can guess.

Of course I bet CE doesn't read books at all, so this topic won't be popular.

- Sunhawk

This takes me back to when he posted on Books & Literature and was on a mission to read 100 books in a year. The reviews were usually something like "This book had some good bits and some boring bits. 4/10."

At one point he rated dozens of books that he had read so far out of 10, and the highest rating was a 6 or a 7.
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MedeaLysistrata
05/16/19 4:11:41 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
He wouldn't finish the book, he would quit as soon as it got difficult.

iirc you're a writer too? would love to see your work
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Error1355
05/16/19 4:13:18 PM
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I'm looking forward to the 'Descriptions of German Culture as told by various GameFAQs Users Living in Germany' book.
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Alpha218
05/16/19 4:14:25 PM
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Error1355 posted...
I'm looking forward to the 'Descriptions of German Culture as told by various GameFAQs Users Living in Germany' book.

Featuring a foreword from @TarElessar
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MedeaLysistrata
05/16/19 4:15:13 PM
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Error1355 posted...
I'm looking forward to the 'Descriptions of German Culture as told by various GameFAQs Users Living in Germany' book.

whoa, whoa, this ain't Hedda Gabler
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Shadowplay
05/16/19 4:18:43 PM
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Has Sunhawk ever acknowledged how weird his personality is?
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Tyranthraxus
05/16/19 4:20:07 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
He wouldn't finish the book, he would quit as soon as it got difficult.

We would also be to blame for it somehow.
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