Current Events > The Night King is officially one of the lamest villains ever *GoT spoilers*

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Darmik
05/16/19 1:53:20 AM
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Some people were in denial about it a couple of weeks ago but it seems pretty evident now.

Night King
Personality traits

- Staring
- Wearing pajamas
- Being blue
- Forming a cute little icicle crown on his head
- Taking his time
- Lifting his arms up to raise dead bodies into wights

Notable accomplishments
- Using inbred babies to start an army
- Killing a crippled old man and a mentally disabled man
- Knocking down a wall
- Hitting a dragon with an ice spear and riding it
- Reducing one army down to half of its size which didn't matter at all

Legacy
- A toast in the tavern to the woman who killed him and then never being mentioned again
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au_gold
05/16/19 2:01:13 AM
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AepxnSO
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IloveJesus
05/16/19 2:01:32 AM
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Darmik posted...
Wearing pajamas


What?
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Ving_Rhames
05/16/19 2:02:10 AM
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au_gold posted...
AepxnSO


LOOOL
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ZeroKelvin
05/16/19 2:04:31 AM
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The entire battle of Winterfell was ridiculously underwhelming given how much it had been hyped up. They really dropped the ball this season
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Darmik
05/16/19 2:10:33 AM
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IloveJesus posted...
Darmik posted...
Wearing pajamas


What?


Well considering how he died I wouldn't call it armor.

And considering how long it took him to get anywhere he must have slept a lot.
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TheBiggerWiggle
05/16/19 2:14:02 AM
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You forgot 'being fireproof but being killed by a rock from that same fire.'
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Azardea
05/16/19 2:38:01 AM
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A complete garbage version of the Lich King, yup.
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TheoryzC
05/16/19 2:41:36 AM
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Forever ever?
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Polycosm
05/16/19 2:47:24 AM
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NK = ranged filth
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Zikten
05/16/19 2:50:04 AM
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Supposedly the first spinoff might tell the origin story of him. Hopefully his beginnings are better told than his ending
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creativerealms
05/16/19 3:07:17 AM
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I always figured the white walkers would be a disappointment since they were always in the background as the story continued on. Honestly you could almost remove them from the books and nothing of value would be lost. It's no surprise they and their king was a disapointment in the show.
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DarthAragorn
05/16/19 3:09:24 AM
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Zikten posted...
Supposedly the first spinoff might tell the origin story of him. Hopefully his beginnings are better told than his ending

Does his origin really matter if he's so pointless and lame in the main series
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pegusus123456
05/16/19 3:16:53 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Zikten posted...
Supposedly the first spinoff might tell the origin story of him. Hopefully his beginnings are better told than his ending

Does his origin really matter if he's so pointless and lame in the main series

I'm a little curious as to why we need an origin story. He's a dude who got some shit shoved in his chest and he became an ice lich.

Unless you're talking about the Long Night prequel which I guess can be entertaining.
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TheBiggerWiggle
05/16/19 3:33:25 AM
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I'm also completely disinterested in a NK origin story. We've already seen how he was created. He then spends a couple hundred years behind the wall resurrecting dead wildlings. Then the wall falls and he dies.

Then again, I'm rarely a fan of prequels anyway.
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scar the 1
05/16/19 3:53:19 AM
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I dunno he's literally an Alolan Darth Maul and people here have a huge boner for Darth Maul...
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JamesVanDerBeek
05/16/19 4:12:30 AM
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Frozen Darth Maul had so much potential.
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MySpecialLife
05/16/19 4:24:05 AM
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Zikten posted...
Supposedly the first spinoff might tell the origin story of him. Hopefully his beginnings are better told than his ending


This is exactly why they never expanded on his story. Why tell the story now when they have a prequel to sell.
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Darmik
05/16/19 6:24:25 PM
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More like Night Dingus
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AngelsNAirwav3s
05/16/19 6:26:24 PM
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They should have just not included the White Walkers honestly after that ending, they served 0 purpose in the narrative.
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