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nevershine 05/14/19 1:52:48 PM #1:	Which sport would you choose? - Results (18 votes) Hockey 0% (0 votes) 0 Rugby 0% (0 votes) 0 Football 0% (0 votes) 0 Boxing 0% (0 votes) 0 UFC/ mma 5.56% (1 vote) 1 Soccer 38.89% (7 votes) 7 Professional swimming 33.33% (6 votes) 6 Baseball 11.11% (2 votes) 2 Basketball 11.11% (2 votes) 2 Professional karate 0% (0 votes) 0 Would have added bowling, pool players, and tennis but didnt have room. Whatcha think CE? Who could you take on? --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:921884272] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote> Which sport would you choose? - Results (18 votes) Hockey 0% (0 votes) 0 Rugby 0% (0 votes) 0 Football 0% (0 votes) 0 Boxing 0% (0 votes) 0 UFC/ mma 5.56% (1 vote) 1 Soccer 38.89% (7 votes) 7 Professional swimming 33.33% (6 votes) 6 Baseball 11.11% (2 votes) 2 Basketball 11.11% (2 votes) 2 Professional karate 0% (0 votes) 0 Would have added bowling, pool players, and tennis but didnt have room. Whatcha think CE? Who could you take on? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/14/19 1:53:53 PM #2:	Of that list, I'll take on the swimmers --- Oda break tracker 2019- 3 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 13-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 4-12 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:921884316] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Of that list, I'll take on the swimmers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 05/14/19 1:54:18 PM #3:	Soccer or basketball, wouldn't even have to hit the guy he'll go down on his own. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:921884338] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Soccer or basketball, wouldn't even have to hit the guy he'll go down on his own.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 05/14/19 1:54:28 PM #4:	Soccer. I'd throw a punch and they'd just go down acting like I completely destroyed them and cry to the ref. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:921884348] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Soccer. I'd throw a punch and they'd just go down acting like I completely destroyed them and cry to the ref.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 05/14/19 1:56:00 PM #5:	Soccer, I'd just fling a blade of grass on their legs and they'll combust into stardust. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:921884415] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Soccer, I'd just fling a blade of grass on their legs and they'll combust into stardust.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deedice 05/14/19 2:16:14 PM #6:	Lebron James --- Drake the type of dude to gather the Dragon Balls to wish that his ex finds a good man. - KMNL <cite>Deedice posted [p:921885328] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Lebron James</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT 05/14/19 2:16:45 PM #7:	baseball easily. --- PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM FC: SW-2262-4005-7054 <cite>SSJCAT posted [p:921885349] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>baseball easily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 05/14/19 4:06:15 PM #8:	Lets get some more CE! --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:921890103] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Lets get some more CE!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 05/14/19 4:06:57 PM #9:	Bowling. Likely some lethargic sweaty fat dude --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:921890129] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Bowling. Likely some lethargic sweaty fat dude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PROGRAMER2004 05/14/19 4:07:57 PM #10:	UFC Rhonda goes down if I remind her she got beat up --- LOL it's meant to be gamer not gramer i know i'm silly <cite>PROGRAMER2004 posted [p:921890167] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>UFC Rhonda goes down if I remind her she got beat up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/14/19 4:08:09 PM #11:	Baseball for sure. Some of those guys barely qualify as athletes --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:921890178] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Baseball for sure. Some of those guys barely qualify as athletes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 05/14/19 4:09:40 PM #12:	Golf. If restricted to that poll only, I guess swimmers. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/77111212 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:921890247] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Golf. If restricted to that poll only, I guess swimmers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/14/19 4:11:20 PM #13:	Brock Lesnar. --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:921890316] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Brock Lesnar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/14/19 4:11:38 PM #14:	eston posted... Baseball for sure. Some of those guys barely qualify as athletes While others are mountain of men who would crush you. --- Oda break tracker 2019- 3 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 13-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 4-12 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:921890335] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Baseball for sure. Some of those guys barely qualify as athletes</quote> While others are mountain of men who would crush you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 05/14/19 4:14:26 PM #15:	Basketball sure they are in shape but i am stocky and have kicked peoples asses a lot taller. Really easy if you can gain position they are fucked their reach is negated and center of gravity is in your favor. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:921890454] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Basketball sure they are in shape but i am stocky and have kicked peoples asses a lot taller. Really easy if you can gain position they are fucked their reach is negated and center of gravity is in your favor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 05/14/19 4:17:17 PM #16:	Golf --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018. Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 99999 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:921890574] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Golf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 05/14/19 4:35:24 PM #17:	Soccer --- http://www.warwithwords.com Thief's Theme: 4 Star Review::https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07J1HW7SP <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:921891346] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Soccer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 05/14/19 4:49:52 PM #18:	Horse racing, Ill fight any jockey. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:921891909] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Horse racing, Ill fight any jockey.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 05/14/19 4:51:46 PM #19:	Chess or some E-sport kid and I might have a shot. --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:921891999] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Chess or some E-sport kid and I might have a shot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 05/14/19 4:52:19 PM #20:	Uh yeah I'm guessing a lot of people barely watch MLB There's a good chance you'd be lined up against someone who would tear you a new asshole. Even some pitchers are kinda iffy --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:921892023] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Uh yeah I'm guessing a lot of people barely watch MLB There's a good chance you'd be lined up against someone who would tear you a new asshole. Even some pitchers are kinda iffy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/14/19 4:54:20 PM #21:	Surprised baseball isn't the top answer. All their skills are tool-based. Basketball players have massive range on average, soccer players would have no issue aiming a bicycle kick to the head, swimmers at least have top tier endurance, footballers can be obese but they still know how to grab and tackle. What's a baseball player gonna do without a bat or ball? Slide? lmao --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:921892103] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Surprised baseball isn't the top answer. All their skills are tool-based. Basketball players have massive range on average, soccer players would have no issue aiming a bicycle kick to the head, swimmers at least have top tier endurance, footballers can be obese but they still know how to grab and tackle. What's a baseball player gonna do without a bat or ball? Slide? lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/14/19 4:55:35 PM #22:	MacadamianNut3 posted... Uh yeah I'm guessing a lot of people barely watch MLB There's a good chance you'd be lined up against someone who would tear you a new asshole. Even some pitchers are kinda iffy Relative to these other sports? Nah. --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:921892153] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote><cite>MacadamianNut3 posted...</cite> <quote>Uh yeah I'm guessing a lot of people barely watch MLB There's a good chance you'd be lined up against someone who would tear you a new asshole. Even some pitchers are kinda iffy</quote> Relative to these other sports? Nah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 05/14/19 4:58:37 PM #23:	Guide posted... Relative to these other sports? Nah. Seems extremely weird to me for someone to not pick swimmer out of that group. Would rather go against someone who could run circles around me instead of someone who could effortlessly cave my teeth in. Anybody here ever hit a homerun, it takes a bit of strength on top of precision But it's a hypothetical and wouldn't be any skin off my back even if real so that's as far as I care to point that out --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:921892289] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guide posted...</cite> <quote>Relative to these other sports? Nah.</quote> Seems extremely weird to me for someone to not pick swimmer out of that group. Would rather go against someone who could run circles around me instead of someone who could effortlessly cave my teeth in. Anybody here ever hit a homerun, it takes a bit of strength on top of precision But it's a hypothetical and wouldn't be any skin off my back even if real so that's as far as I care to point that out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 05/14/19 4:58:47 PM #24:	Were_Wyrm posted... Soccer or basketball, wouldn't even have to hit the guy he'll go down on his own. LMAO! <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:921892297] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote><cite>Were_Wyrm posted...</cite> <quote>Soccer or basketball, wouldn't even have to hit the guy he'll go down on his own.</quote> LMAO!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/14/19 5:12:04 PM #25:	Guide posted... Surprised baseball isn't the top answer. All their skills are tool-based. Basketball players have massive range on average, soccer players would have no issue aiming a bicycle kick to the head, swimmers at least have top tier endurance, footballers can be obese but they still know how to grab and tackle. What's a baseball player gonna do without a bat or ball? Slide? lmao Many of sluggers are fucking huge, and are speedy enough to cover big plots of grass. They would easily break an average man in a fight. MacadamianNut3 posted... Seems extremely weird to me for someone to not pick swimmer out of that group. Would rather go against someone who could run circles around me instead of someone who could effortlessly cave my teeth in. Anybody here ever hit a homerun, it takes a bit of strength on top of precision This guy gets it --- Oda break tracker 2019- 3 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 13-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 4-12 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:921892845] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guide posted...</cite> <quote>Surprised baseball isn't the top answer. All their skills are tool-based. Basketball players have massive range on average, soccer players would have no issue aiming a bicycle kick to the head, swimmers at least have top tier endurance, footballers can be obese but they still know how to grab and tackle. What's a baseball player gonna do without a bat or ball? Slide? lmao</quote> Many of sluggers are fucking huge, and are speedy enough to cover big plots of grass. They would easily break an average man in a fight. <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted...</cite> <quote>Seems extremely weird to me for someone to not pick swimmer out of that group. Would rather go against someone who could run circles around me instead of someone who could effortlessly cave my teeth in. Anybody here ever hit a homerun, it takes a bit of strength on top of precision </quote> This guy gets it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 05/14/19 5:24:34 PM #26:	Guide posted... Surprised baseball isn't the top answer. All their skills are tool-based. Basketball players have massive range on average, soccer players would have no issue aiming a bicycle kick to the head, swimmers at least have top tier endurance, footballers can be obese but they still know how to grab and tackle. What's a baseball player gonna do without a bat or ball? Slide? lmao You just need a light breeze and the soccer player is in the hospital. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:921893393] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guide posted...</cite> <quote>Surprised baseball isn't the top answer. All their skills are tool-based. Basketball players have massive range on average, soccer players would have no issue aiming a bicycle kick to the head, swimmers at least have top tier endurance, footballers can be obese but they still know how to grab and tackle. What's a baseball player gonna do without a bat or ball? Slide? lmao</quote> You just need a light breeze and the soccer player is in the hospital.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 05/14/19 5:26:01 PM #27:	The karate professional would be the most likely to beat you with a hold or something that wouldnt hurt you. Same with MMA. --- Member of The Fam <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:921893467] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>The karate professional would be the most likely to beat you with a hold or something that wouldnt hurt you. Same with MMA.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 05/14/19 5:30:29 PM #28:	UFC, because I ain't no bitch. Bring 'em on. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:921893662] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>UFC, because I ain't no bitch. Bring 'em on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 05/14/19 6:06:33 PM #29:	For everyone saying baseball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljO5T8lmxS0" data-time=" --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:921895189] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>For everyone saying baseball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljO5T8lmxS0" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 05/14/19 6:16:56 PM #30:	SSJCAT posted... baseball easily. Yeah let's fight the guys that swing bats all day over soccer players and swimmers. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:921895606] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJCAT posted...</cite> <quote>baseball easily.</quote> Yeah let's fight the guys that swing bats all day over soccer players and swimmers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 05/14/19 6:20:17 PM #31:	Karate because its bullshit --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:921895762] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Karate because its bullshit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 05/14/19 6:25:01 PM #32:	Soccer or baseball. Bunch of fatasses in baseball who can barely run. Soccer is self explanatory. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:921895953] in If you had... [t:77714693]...</cite> <quote>Soccer or baseball. Bunch of fatasses in baseball who can barely run. Soccer is self explanatory.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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