Current Events > Scenario: You wake tomorrow to discover it is 1995 and you're in Phoenix .

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UnfairRepresent
05/11/19 8:54:34 AM
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You wake up tomorrow in a haze to discover it's not the sensation of the bed situation you are familiar with.

Instead you are butt naked on the cold hard floor of a Subway in Phoenix. You look around at the women starring at you in disgust before the Manager, a big black British man called Wesely, approaches and says " Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave "

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You stand up and look around to discover to your shock that it is June 3rd 1995.

How do you react?
What do you do ?
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Kitt
05/11/19 8:55:19 AM
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PikachuMaxwell
05/11/19 8:55:24 AM
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I scream and faint.
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The Popo
05/11/19 9:00:56 AM
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Uh-oh, not again!

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Stagmar
05/11/19 9:02:04 AM
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I panic because the US probably turned illegal aliens (since I woke up in the US I would have to be one) into the processed meats Subway used back in 1995.
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MrResetti
05/11/19 9:03:13 AM
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Get to Vegas and bet on Michael Johnson setting the 200m world record in Atlanta, as I'd have a year to get some money saved working at a Peaches
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UnfairRepresent
05/11/19 11:57:05 AM
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Stagmar posted...
I panic because the US probably turned illegal aliens (since I woke up in the US I would have to be one) into the processed meats Subway used back in 1995.

wut
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PatrickMahomes
05/11/19 12:02:09 PM
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Invest in bitcoin
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UnfairRepresent
05/11/19 12:57:02 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Invest in bitcoin

Going to be waiting a long time
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The-Apostle
05/11/19 1:01:46 PM
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I'd invest in Google. >_>
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EnterTheTekken
05/11/19 1:10:29 PM
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Start a record label and sign Eminem and DMX.
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fhqwhgads
05/11/19 1:14:07 PM
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"It's all good in the hood, chill out"
Then I bounce
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Strider102
05/11/19 1:17:18 PM
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"Oh God...Oh God!!! They sent me back too far!! We're all doomed!!!"

Then run out like a bat out of hell.
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Mr_Karate_II
05/11/19 1:18:19 PM
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Remain calm and do a lot of things differently.
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modena
05/11/19 1:26:36 PM
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Walk to my house since I lived there at the time lol
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/19 1:27:51 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Invest in bitcoin

Have fun waiting like 16 years before it's invented.
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UnfairRepresent
05/11/19 2:15:06 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
Remain calm and do a lot of things differently.

Such as?
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HiddenLurker
05/11/19 2:19:09 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Remain calm and do a lot of things differently.

Such as?

Invest in apple and google. :)
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nemu
05/11/19 2:30:31 PM
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Try to figure out how to buy an identity and get myself situated, save as much money as possible, invest in large upcoming companies, hopefully get rich, live a life of luxury, and be constantly depressed on how I'll probably never be able to be with my family again.
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SailorGoon
05/11/19 2:34:55 PM
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Terminator 2 already came out by then, so I reenact Arnold's arrival
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Stagmar
05/11/19 3:39:09 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Stagmar posted...
I panic because the US probably turned illegal aliens (since I woke up in the US I would have to be one) into the processed meats Subway used back in 1995.

wut

I'm not an American and in 1995 I didn't have a passport, so if I wake up naked in Phoenix I'm in the country illegally.
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